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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Deep Hilarious Foreskin Tattoo
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
ebony hunting ground
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
orange gaping
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
orange gaping
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
orange gaping
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
orange gaping
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
tripping knife
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
orange gaping
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
umber angry hospital marketing idea
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
tripping knife
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
umber angry hospital marketing idea
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
tripping knife
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Ruddy multi-billionaire church
  04/08/25
that's rude
tripping knife
  04/08/25
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drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
shivering market stock car
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
orange gaping
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
federal razzle kitchen laser beams
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
tripping knife
  04/08/25
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drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/08/25
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tripping knife
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/09/25
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drab fortuitous meteor roast beef
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Exhilarant scarlet boltzmann
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Wonderful bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter office
  04/09/25
Ty
tripping knife
  04/09/25
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Cerebral bat shit crazy indian lodge
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Opaque splenetic corn cake milk
  04/09/25
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tripping knife
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Salmon marvelous tanning salon love of her life
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
tripping knife
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
tripping knife
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Cocky White Filthpig
  05/02/25
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tripping knife
  05/12/25
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tripping knife
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
tripping knife
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Wonderful bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter office
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
tripping knife
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
umber angry hospital marketing idea
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
tripping knife
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
umber angry hospital marketing idea
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Vengeful milky spot newt
  06/03/25
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tripping knife
  06/26/25
OP?
tripping knife
  06/27/25
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tripping knife
  07/09/25
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tripping knife
  07/31/25
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tripping knife
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
tripping knife
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Vengeful milky spot newt
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Deep Hilarious Foreskin Tattoo

lmaooo poor chandler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: ebony hunting ground

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: orange gaping

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: tripping knife

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: tripping knife

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: orange gaping

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: tripping knife

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: orange gaping

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: tripping knife

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: orange gaping

and cslg didnt?



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: tripping knife

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: tripping knife

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: orange gaping

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: tripping knife

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: umber angry hospital marketing idea

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: tripping knife

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: umber angry hospital marketing idea

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: tripping knife

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Ruddy multi-billionaire church

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: tripping knife

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: shivering market stock car

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: orange gaping

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: federal razzle kitchen laser beams

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: tripping knife

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: drab fortuitous meteor roast beef



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet boltzmann

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Wonderful bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter office

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: tripping knife

Ty

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Cerebral bat shit crazy indian lodge



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Opaque splenetic corn cake milk

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Salmon marvelous tanning salon love of her life

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: tripping knife

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: tripping knife

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Cocky White Filthpig

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: tripping knife

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Wonderful bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter office

never bet against HCK

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: tripping knife

I lost $15k on hustler last night

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: umber angry hospital marketing idea

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tripping knife

I have 53k shares

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: umber angry hospital marketing idea

100*(44/37)=~119

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Vengeful milky spot newt

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: tripping knife

OP?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: tripping knife



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: tripping knife

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Vengeful milky spot newt

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)