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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Green shitlib
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
hairless affirmative action brunch
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Vigorous trump supporter theater
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Vigorous trump supporter theater
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Vigorous trump supporter theater
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Vigorous trump supporter theater
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
chestnut den
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Vigorous trump supporter theater
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
jade adventurous alpha
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
chestnut den
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
jade adventurous alpha
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
chestnut den
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
vibrant base coldplay fan
  04/08/25
that's rude
chestnut den
  04/08/25
...
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
lemon judgmental temple
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Vigorous trump supporter theater
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Multi-colored gas station
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
chestnut den
  04/08/25
...
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/08/25
...
chestnut den
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/09/25
...
Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
vivacious wine hospital
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Claret irate location
  04/09/25
Ty
chestnut den
  04/09/25
...
White milk
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pit telephone
  04/09/25
...
chestnut den
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
territorial provocative meetinghouse
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
chestnut den
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
chestnut den
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Bull Headed Arousing Point
  05/02/25
...
chestnut den
  05/12/25
...
chestnut den
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
chestnut den
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Claret irate location
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
chestnut den
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
jade adventurous alpha
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
chestnut den
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
jade adventurous alpha
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Razzle-dazzle Deep Chapel Preventive Strike
  06/03/25
...
chestnut den
  06/26/25
OP?
chestnut den
  06/27/25
...
chestnut den
  07/09/25
...
chestnut den
  07/31/25
...
chestnut den
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chestnut den
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Razzle-dazzle Deep Chapel Preventive Strike
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Green shitlib

lmaooo poor chandler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: hairless affirmative action brunch

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter theater

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: chestnut den

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: chestnut den

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter theater

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: chestnut den

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter theater

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: chestnut den

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter theater

and cslg didnt?



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: chestnut den

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: chestnut den

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter theater

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: chestnut den

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: jade adventurous alpha

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: chestnut den

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: jade adventurous alpha

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: chestnut den

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant base coldplay fan

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: chestnut den

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: lemon judgmental temple

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter theater

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored gas station

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: chestnut den

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Diverse Rusted Electric Furnace



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: vivacious wine hospital

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Claret irate location

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: chestnut den

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: White milk



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pit telephone

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: territorial provocative meetinghouse

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: chestnut den

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: chestnut den

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Bull Headed Arousing Point

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: chestnut den

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Claret irate location

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: chestnut den

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: jade adventurous alpha

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chestnut den

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: jade adventurous alpha

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Deep Chapel Preventive Strike

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chestnut den

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chestnut den



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chestnut den

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Deep Chapel Preventive Strike

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)