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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
irradiated tank
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
bronze boyish gas station
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
cyan swollen masturbator new version
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
irradiated tank
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
irradiated tank
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
disrespectful unholy ticket booth
  04/08/25
that's rude
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
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irradiated tank
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
nighttime bateful locale messiness
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Know-it-all Salmon Pisswyrm Jew
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/08/25
...
irradiated tank
  04/08/25
...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
irradiated tank
  04/09/25
...
irradiated tank
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
appetizing pink resort
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Chartreuse volcanic crater
  04/09/25
Ty
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/09/25
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jade gaping
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Fighting legend
  04/09/25
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Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Avocado federal hominid location
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
chocolate theater preventive strike
  05/02/25
...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  05/12/25
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Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Chartreuse volcanic crater
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
lilac circlehead dilemma
  06/03/25
...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  06/26/25
OP?
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  06/27/25
...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  07/09/25
...
Histrionic carnelian heaven becky
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: irradiated tank

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bronze boyish gas station

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cyan swollen masturbator new version

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: irradiated tank

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: irradiated tank

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: disrespectful unholy ticket booth

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: irradiated tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: nighttime bateful locale messiness

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Pistol

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all Salmon Pisswyrm Jew

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: irradiated tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: irradiated tank

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: irradiated tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: appetizing pink resort

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse volcanic crater

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: jade gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Fighting legend

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Avocado federal hominid location

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: chocolate theater preventive strike

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse volcanic crater

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: hairless cocky sweet tailpipe nowag

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lilac circlehead dilemma

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)