(FizzKidd)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880202)

Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.

She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free

Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.

Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.

Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.

Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.

the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.

Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.

Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago

his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.

An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."

The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.

Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!

He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.

After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...

"lol yusss"

thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.

Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879552)

https://www.emmasulkowicz.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879938)

Need a brave poaster to do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880064)

damn, what a fucked up person. hard to believe that her parents are a jew and a gook, both psychotherapists!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880069)

"Libs" have a point about generational wealth that I happen to agree with more and more strongly the older I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880074)

Many other smart people have agreed with this. Primogeniture was very beneficial for the west because it forced talented men of good breeding to make it on their own and punished you if you couldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880124)

The monied "aristocracy" that has emerged in the post-industrial era is a different creature entirely. Money indefinitely maintains and grows itself without any merit required. Not good, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880155)

under a money aristocracy there is no sense of obligation to their subjects. in fact the recipients of generational wealth tend to act in outright hostility to the proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880315)

there's also the issue of the problems being very, very difficult to solve and how trying to fix it could make things a lot worse (see communism). and of course there's the fact that any change would come at their expense.

they don't hate you. they don't think about you at all, really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880390)

My mom says that as the neighborhood has gotten richer over time the community transformed from being oriented around community and the very high end public amenities (schools, pools, recreation) to privacy and exclusivity. The nouveau riche tech money coming in want nothing to do with regular people. They almost view UMCmos with 1-2 million net worth as toxic and radioactive like they might irradiate them with their middling 250k hhi.

I think they think about proles more than you're letting on. They're viscerally disgusted. And not just contractor proles but even Disco Fries level proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880415)

I think Molly Shannon's monologue about how it's better to be a philanthropist than run a foundation was probably the best scene in all of White Lotus. The mask came off.

"Running a charity is hard. Just give them money!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880447)

it's a great example of how the show makes correct people unlikable with their tone and mannerisms rather what they're actually saying. molly is 100% right here, she's just expressing herself in an unlikable way. note that rachel did not give any concrete example of *what* she wants to do. it's just as facile as her journalism ambitions. the scene starts because shane is talking about how she's giving that up.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13868052/characters/nm0788340/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880547)

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1647833895591.jpg

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1561202839847.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880121)

"Acupuncture from a cool, smart, half-Asian acupuncturist who graduated dean’s list from Columbia University. * Why go to a big brand acupuncture clinic where the practitioners are treated like cogs in a machine and can’t give you the attention you deserve? Don’t waste your money on ineffective, impersonal acupuncture. * Instead, treat yourself to a calm environment with an attentive, knowledgeable acupuncturist who graduated at the top of her class. *

from her website:

In 2019, she began a Master’s of Science program at the Pacific College of Health and Science. She graduated at the top of her class in 2023, earning the yearly award for academic excellence.

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lol @ her doing the rsf columbia implication. just a cool, smart half-asian that graduated top of her class in ART SCHOOL based on her performance art: ATTEMPT TO RUIN A MAN'S LIFE BECAUSE HE *LITERALLY* ANAL THAN DUMPED YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880118)

The male talent also had a nice big dick, which I imagine was random chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880096)

Everyone knows that being tall and attractive is an absolute defense to rape allegations. Conversely, sex with a short or unattractive man is statutory rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880170)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPA_ADatO0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880349)

FACT: A woman's reality is defined by her emotional state, therefore if she wishes she had not consented then she did not consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880421)

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880399)