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Judge is agreeing with my client because he’s Tall (at trial not flame)
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: red razzle quadroon hall It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to have him testify bc he’s saying it was accidental.
His testimony was “I was walking. It was nice out and she stopped right in front of me while I was walking at a fast pace. She stopped suddenly.”
(“Then what happened?”
She was wearing super short shorts. And her ass was right in front of me.”
(“Objection”)
“I mean her butt. Her buttocks. And I just reached out and grabbed it.”
(“So is it fair to say it was accidental.”)
“Yes.”
(“Objection judge cmon he admitted it. This trial is OVER. He can’t say it’s accidental he just said he grabbed it.”)
Judge: “no I’ll—let’s see where this goes. Mr. Moon, you’re Tall. Do you think she would have let you grab it if you asked?”
Client: “Yes of course.”
Judge: “Your objection is overruled.”
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: Impertinent potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914608) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: autistic claret hominid filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914610) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: Mauve cruise ship wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914612) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: umber hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914661) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: flushed diverse electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914681) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: pearly boistinker Flame. The sexual-battery laws in every state I'm aware of have statutory exemptions for 6'3" and above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914707) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: red razzle quadroon hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48915409) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: exciting tanning salon affirmative action So that’s what Warren Moon’s been up to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48914730) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: red razzle quadroon hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48915181) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: filthy khaki crackhouse karate AYO!! RICHIE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48915412) |
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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: comical hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2],#48915418) |