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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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grizzly gaping
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
irradiated masturbator
  05/20/25
Never played it
grizzly gaping
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Tantric multi-colored center trump supporter
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
grizzly gaping
  05/20/25
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judgmental codepig
  10/24/25
wario land
Disrespectful fortuitous meteor den
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
grizzly gaping
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
histrionic nursing home gay wizard
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
grizzly gaping
  05/20/25
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judgmental codepig
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Claret trip theatre kitty
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
grizzly gaping
  10/23/25
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judgmental codepig
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
razzle library
  10/23/25
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judgmental codepig
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
cream titillating sound barrier
  10/23/25
Jesus
irradiated masturbator
  10/23/25
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judgmental codepig
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
irradiated masturbator
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
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  10/25/25
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judgmental codepig
  10/25/25
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Razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  10/25/25
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: grizzly gaping

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: irradiated masturbator

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: grizzly gaping

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Tantric multi-colored center trump supporter

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: grizzly gaping

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: judgmental codepig



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful fortuitous meteor den

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: grizzly gaping

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: histrionic nursing home gay wizard

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: grizzly gaping

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: judgmental codepig



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Claret trip theatre kitty

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: grizzly gaping

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: judgmental codepig



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: razzle library

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: judgmental codepig



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cream titillating sound barrier

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: irradiated masturbator

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: judgmental codepig



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: irradiated masturbator

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: judgmental codepig



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: judgmental codepig

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: grizzly gaping



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: judgmental codepig



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