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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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slate razzle masturbator
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
provocative national security agency
  05/20/25
Never played it
slate razzle masturbator
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
dun mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
slate razzle masturbator
  05/20/25
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fragrant useless abode
  10/24/25
wario land
French Irradiated Messiness
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
slate razzle masturbator
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
cracking puppy
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
slate razzle masturbator
  05/20/25
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fragrant useless abode
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
swashbuckling friendly grandma brunch
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
slate razzle masturbator
  10/23/25
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fragrant useless abode
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
Jet hairraiser dilemma
  10/23/25
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fragrant useless abode
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
rambunctious stag film
  10/23/25
Jesus
provocative national security agency
  10/23/25
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fragrant useless abode
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
provocative national security agency
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess
  10/25/25
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fragrant useless abode
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  10/25/25
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: provocative national security agency

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: dun mind-boggling meetinghouse

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: French Irradiated Messiness

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: cracking puppy

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling friendly grandma brunch

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Jet hairraiser dilemma

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: rambunctious stag film

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: provocative national security agency

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: provocative national security agency

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Exciting Splenetic Knife Jewess

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: fragrant useless abode

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: slate razzle masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: fragrant useless abode



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