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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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cracking mauve stead
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Big-titted library fanboi
  05/20/25
Never played it
cracking mauve stead
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Floppy crimson box office dog poop
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
cracking mauve stead
  05/20/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/24/25
wario land
Histrionic wrinkle
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
cracking mauve stead
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Gay resort
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
cracking mauve stead
  05/20/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Maniacal mustard lettuce
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
cracking mauve stead
  10/23/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/23/25
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Hateful Big Market Cuck
  10/23/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
supple national nowag
  10/23/25
Jesus
Big-titted library fanboi
  10/23/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
fighting maroon cruise ship feces
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
fighting maroon cruise ship feces
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Big-titted library fanboi
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
fighting maroon cruise ship feces
  10/25/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/25/25
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fighting maroon cruise ship feces
  10/25/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/25/25
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cracking mauve stead
  10/25/25
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jet hyperactive gas station french chef
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Big-titted library fanboi

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Floppy crimson box office dog poop

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Histrionic wrinkle

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Gay resort

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Maniacal mustard lettuce

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Hateful Big Market Cuck



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: supple national nowag

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Big-titted library fanboi

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: fighting maroon cruise ship feces

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: fighting maroon cruise ship feces

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Big-titted library fanboi

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: fighting maroon cruise ship feces

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: fighting maroon cruise ship feces

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: cracking mauve stead



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: jet hyperactive gas station french chef



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

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