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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Flatulent flickering black woman
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Costumed cowardly genital piercing
  05/27/25
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Flatulent flickering black woman
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
passionate fluffy headpube alpha
  05/27/25
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Flatulent flickering black woman
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Mischievous purple abode tank
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Curious Filthpig Toaster
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Histrionic opaque trailer park
  05/27/25
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Glittery Rambunctious Quadroon Associate
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
boyish den
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Flatulent flickering black woman
  05/28/25
jfc
floppy alcoholic base french chef
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
disrespectful stage
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering black woman

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Costumed cowardly genital piercing

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering black woman



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: passionate fluffy headpube alpha

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering black woman



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Mischievous purple abode tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Curious Filthpig Toaster

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Histrionic opaque trailer park

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Glittery Rambunctious Quadroon Associate



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: boyish den

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Flatulent flickering black woman

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: floppy alcoholic base french chef

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: disrespectful stage

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

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