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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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french 180 rigpig
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Lime immigrant patrolman
  05/30/25
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curious trailer park
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Orange rehab sex offender
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Wonderful whorehouse gaming laptop
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Lake hall
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
aqua histrionic crackhouse selfie
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Lake hall
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Galvanic Bronze Stage
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
peach water buffalo bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Aggressive corn cake garrison
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Sapphire Dragon Ticket Booth
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
soul-stirring bearded university
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Naked abode blood rage
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
soul-stirring bearded university
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
twinkling pozpig pocket flask
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
unhinged coffee pot
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: french 180 rigpig



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Lime immigrant patrolman

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: curious trailer park



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Orange rehab sex offender

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse gaming laptop

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Lake hall

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: aqua histrionic crackhouse selfie

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Lake hall

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Galvanic Bronze Stage

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: peach water buffalo bawdyhouse

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aggressive corn cake garrison

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Sapphire Dragon Ticket Booth

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring bearded university

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Naked abode blood rage

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring bearded university

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: twinkling pozpig pocket flask

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: unhinged coffee pot

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973591)