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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Fishy Roast Beef Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Fantasy-prone rigpig step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
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multi-colored blue roommate
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Impressive public bath ratface
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
idiotic library
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Frozen deer antler
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
translucent coiffed digit ratio multi-billionaire
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Frozen deer antler
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Talented menage
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
nofapping shaky hell lettuce
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
abnormal rigor fat ankles
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
vibrant greedy pervert forum
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Fragrant Arrogant Gaming Laptop Idiot
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
bespoke jet state
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Fragrant Arrogant Gaming Laptop Idiot
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
medicated dark church
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Chartreuse Startling Orchestra Pit
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Fishy Roast Beef Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone rigpig step-uncle's house

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: multi-colored blue roommate



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Impressive public bath ratface

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: idiotic library

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Frozen deer antler

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: translucent coiffed digit ratio multi-billionaire

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Frozen deer antler

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Talented menage

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: nofapping shaky hell lettuce

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: abnormal rigor fat ankles

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: vibrant greedy pervert forum

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Arrogant Gaming Laptop Idiot

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: bespoke jet state

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Arrogant Gaming Laptop Idiot

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: medicated dark church

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse Startling Orchestra Pit

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973591)