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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
dark heaven
  06/03/25
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Red Impressive Chapel Gay Wizard
  06/04/25
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slippery twinkling deer antler lettuce
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Electric Mauve State
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
passionate hall karate
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Amethyst Menage
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
translucent useless site nowag
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Overrated Hyperactive Kitchen
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
irradiated deep yarmulke rigpig
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Embarrassed to the bone comical ticket booth
  06/03/25
obviously yes
floppy drunken stag film
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
wild painfully honest rehab hairy legs
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
stirring station laser beams
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Vibrant trump supporter
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Rebellious histrionic location macaca
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
wild painfully honest rehab hairy legs
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Mildly autistic hospital roommate
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
diverse point
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Titillating Messiness
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
translucent useless site nowag
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
mind-boggling puppy
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Titillating Messiness
  06/04/25
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Red Impressive Chapel Gay Wizard
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
irradiated deep yarmulke rigpig
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Glittery stock car genital piercing
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Mildly autistic hospital roommate
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Lime Pistol Locus
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Big irate hominid
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: dark heaven

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Red Impressive Chapel Gay Wizard



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: slippery twinkling deer antler lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Electric Mauve State

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: passionate hall karate

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Amethyst Menage

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: translucent useless site nowag

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Overrated Hyperactive Kitchen

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: irradiated deep yarmulke rigpig

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone comical ticket booth

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: floppy drunken stag film

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: wild painfully honest rehab hairy legs

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: stirring station laser beams

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Vibrant trump supporter

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Rebellious histrionic location macaca

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: wild painfully honest rehab hairy legs

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hospital roommate

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: diverse point

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Titillating Messiness

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: translucent useless site nowag

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling puppy

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Titillating Messiness

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Red Impressive Chapel Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: irradiated deep yarmulke rigpig

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Glittery stock car genital piercing

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hospital roommate

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: apoplectic hateful forum internal respiration

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Lime Pistol Locus

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Big irate hominid

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)