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If you won a $3 billion lottery would you open a record store

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, m...
Cobalt candlestick maker
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Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth
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I always think you should own the building with these things...
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Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth
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The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth ...
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Cobalt candlestick maker
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I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullio...
Buff blathering address
  06/14/25
All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-ow...
glittery library
  06/15/25
I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and ...
Onyx french chef parlour
  06/14/25
Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.
Onyx french chef parlour
  06/14/25
I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.
aphrodisiac costumed turdskin coldplay fan
  06/14/25
no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the bes...
Abnormal learning disabled lodge
  06/14/25
It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You&rsq...
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Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth
  06/14/25
You could hire some Loser to run it
free-loading heady resort pistol
  06/14/25
lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.
Jade hot plaza
  06/14/25
cr this is how you know OP is a Loser
Pearly nighttime nibblets
  06/14/25
Why don’t you people understand that you’d basic...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/14/25
Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that am...
Pearly nighttime nibblets
  06/14/25
You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. A...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/14/25
You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.
Pearly nighttime nibblets
  06/14/25
It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔
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Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth
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You’d still be a Loser, Champ
bright selfie hospital
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Fuck no wtf
Vengeful swashbuckling stead
  06/14/25
first thought was sure why not but actually no way. my w...
Big sick patrolman
  06/14/25
You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of N...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/14/25
back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video ...
Magical faggotry location
  06/15/25
I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
Maybe Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend h...
offensive fat ankles regret
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The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made ...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs a...
offensive fat ankles regret
  06/15/25
Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has rece...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless ...
offensive fat ankles regret
  06/15/25
Moral reasons lol.
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
One could say it was theft
offensive fat ankles regret
  06/15/25
what's done is done
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
no i would not
Aromatic narrow-minded gaming laptop
  06/15/25
Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 ra...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much...
Aromatic narrow-minded gaming laptop
  06/15/25
180
Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth
  06/15/25
I would open a Film Production company afaik
Maroon round eye
  06/15/25
I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labo...
Cobalt candlestick maker
  06/15/25
I'd buy up land and create my own town
Vivacious lemon hall ladyboy
  06/15/25
Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well. I'd ...
glittery library
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, maybe $27k in sales per year. Is it worth it? You could pretend it’s the 90s and employ suicidal Gen Xers as a form of charity. Seems better than what bill gates does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016272)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

I always think you should own the building with these things or just not bother imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016280)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth 😢” or just chill and ngaf? It seems like, at some point, even with billions in wealth, that most would eventually sell the place out from under the Gen X wards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016287)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Buff blathering address

I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullion buy/sell shop.

It’d be a fuckton of work but I think I’d enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: glittery library

All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-owned and limited in profitability. Attending major shows & having an online presence is mandatory, though they don't travel international.

I'd enjoy doing it as well, but I imagine it's only going to get harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Onyx french chef parlour

I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and also a store to sell nothing but mechanical keyboards. I am very autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016296)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Onyx french chef parlour

Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016297)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac costumed turdskin coldplay fan

I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016324)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Abnormal learning disabled lodge

no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the best use of $3-billion.

its like billy corgan running a tea shop. wtf is wrong with you man?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016299)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You’d hire a Gen Xer to run it. Maybe a 1981 millennial if no decent Gen Xers could be found. Since no one uses cash anymore they couldn’t really steal that much from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016309)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: free-loading heady resort pistol

You could hire some Loser to run it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016675)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Jade hot plaza

lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016587)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Pearly nighttime nibblets

cr this is how you know OP is a Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016592)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

Why don’t you people understand that you’d basically never have to go there irl. Let the Gen Xers handle it. This is better than giving money to Africa imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016597)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pearly nighttime nibblets

Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that amount of money would do. This is something Kevin Smith would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016608)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. As if having more money limits possibilities and forces you to do gay shit or Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016613)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Pearly nighttime nibblets

You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016617)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016626)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: bright selfie hospital

You’d still be a Loser, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017220)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

🙄

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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Sienna Native



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Submissive naked trailer park boiling water



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Vengeful swashbuckling stead

Fuck no wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016591)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Big sick patrolman

first thought was sure why not but actually no way.

my wife would to try to take it over or at least give a lot of “input” constantly. it’d just be a yuge headache. she is a Millennial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016624)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of NW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49016627)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Magical faggotry location

back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video games and anime were those specialty shops people only knew about through word of mouth. I like the idea of running one but the internet ruined everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017253)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it behind the scenes. Maybe go in as a Secret Shopper to grade the staff. But we need more things to employ Gen Xers. The latest shooting in Minnesota was bc the Gen X assailant was unemployable bc he’s Gen X. We only need like 7000 of these jobs nationwide spread out strategically to absorb all excess Loser human capital. Instead Bill Gates and exeunt are focused on Africa. What is .03% of your current NW? $280?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017274)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: offensive fat ankles regret

Maybe

Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend how it's so popular. It doesn't sound better than digital unless a vinyl release has a master with more dynamic range and you can ignore the clicks and pops.

I feel like it's a meme that is on the way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017283)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made of plastic. That’s like 45% of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: offensive fat ankles regret

There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs and listen to them on a shitty Crosley.

From a sound quality perspective, that money would have been far better spent on a legit stereo and a streaming subscription.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017526)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017529)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: offensive fat ankles regret

In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless or even hi-res lossless from Tidal, Apple Music & Qobuz.

In terms of selection nothing can top CDs. But Spotify has 99% of what I want and I can live without the 1% it doesn't have.

This might sound dumb but I got rid of my massive hoard of downloads for moral reasons and listen only to Spotify now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017979)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

Moral reasons lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018054)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: offensive fat ankles regret

One could say it was theft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018406)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

what's done is done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018416)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Aromatic narrow-minded gaming laptop

no i would not

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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 range with metal targets and poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017371)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Aromatic narrow-minded gaming laptop

i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much land ted turner started getting insecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018470)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape scourge upon the earth

180

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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Maroon round eye

I would open a Film Production company afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49017989)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cobalt candlestick maker

I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labor is cheap bc it’s all liberal artists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018038)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Vivacious lemon hall ladyboy

I'd buy up land and create my own town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018045)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: glittery library

Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well.

I'd open a metal shop, and have a number of JVs with European companies. (Ravage Records just re-released Resurrection's Embalmed Existence in SS & LS!)

Maybe I could get Dan Seagrave to sell prints & sign albums he painted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2],#49018082)