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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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umber garrison
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Glassy vibrant preventive strike
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curious doctorate
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
shimmering electric kitchen private investor
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
umber garrison
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
shimmering electric kitchen private investor
  06/27/25
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magical casino half-breed
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Plum pervert temple
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Olive market striped hyena
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Olive market striped hyena
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
shaky giraffe
  06/27/25
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  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Plum pervert temple
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
odious voyeur hall
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Plum pervert temple
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
shimmering electric kitchen private investor
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Plum pervert temple
  06/27/25
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green spectacular kitty
  06/27/25
It's both
fragrant dilemma masturbator
  06/27/25
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razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
glittery international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Adventurous Parlor
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Glassy vibrant preventive strike
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
mildly autistic chartreuse faggot firefighter trailer park
  06/27/25
lmfao
odious voyeur hall
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
passionate sandwich
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
passionate sandwich
  06/27/25
lmao
Olive market striped hyena
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
shimmering electric kitchen private investor
  06/27/25
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Poppy set psychic
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Olive market striped hyena
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Crimson den
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Olive market striped hyena
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Plum pervert temple
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Crimson den
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Plum pervert temple
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
passionate sandwich
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Olive market striped hyena
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Lilac Razzmatazz Hell Stock Car
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Avocado newt range
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
umber garrison
  06/27/25
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umber garrison
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
glittery international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
shivering base ladyboy
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Flatulent institution prole
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Clear flickering faggotry corner
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Disgusting plaza main people
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
shivering base ladyboy
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Misunderstood mad cow disease
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Adventurous Parlor
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Olive market striped hyena
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Disgusting plaza main people
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
shivering base ladyboy
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: umber garrison



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant preventive strike

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: curious doctorate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: shimmering electric kitchen private investor

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: umber garrison

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: shimmering electric kitchen private investor

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: magical casino half-breed



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Plum pervert temple



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: shaky giraffe

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: trip charcoal heaven factory reset button



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Plum pervert temple

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: odious voyeur hall

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Plum pervert temple

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: shimmering electric kitchen private investor

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Plum pervert temple

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: green spectacular kitty



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: fragrant dilemma masturbator

It's both

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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Adventurous Parlor

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant preventive strike

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic chartreuse faggot firefighter trailer park

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: odious voyeur hall

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: passionate sandwich

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: passionate sandwich

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: shimmering electric kitchen private investor

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Poppy set psychic



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Crimson den

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Plum pervert temple

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Crimson den

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Plum pervert temple

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: passionate sandwich

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blood rage nursing home

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Lilac Razzmatazz Hell Stock Car

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Avocado newt range

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: umber garrison

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: umber garrison



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: shivering base ladyboy

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Flatulent institution prole

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Clear flickering faggotry corner

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Disgusting plaza main people

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: shivering base ladyboy

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood mad cow disease

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Adventurous Parlor

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Olive market striped hyena

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Disgusting plaza main people

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: shivering base ladyboy

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055482)