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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Slippery crystalline keepsake machete
  06/30/25
wow lol
Drunken kitty cat
  06/30/25
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glittery fiercely-loyal pocket flask theater
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Drunken kitty cat
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Slippery crystalline keepsake machete
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Spectacular Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Slippery crystalline keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
talking motley faggotry brunch
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
copper aromatic shrine dingle berry
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Drunken kitty cat
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Deep trust fund bbw
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Slippery crystalline keepsake machete
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
copper aromatic shrine dingle berry
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Fragrant background story
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Drunken kitty cat
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Slippery crystalline keepsake machete
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Stimulating locus
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Dull Site
  06/30/25
...
Vibrant Famous Landscape Painting Institution
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
twinkling mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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Slippery crystalline keepsake machete
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Khaki liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Big-titted Nursing Home Corn Cake
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
laughsome scarlet affirmative action
  06/30/25
...
Deep trust fund bbw
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Fragrant background story
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
mauve cruise ship gaming laptop
  07/01/25
...
Big-titted Nursing Home Corn Cake
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
misunderstood brass internal respiration center
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
house-broken round eye point
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Gaped home antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
honey-headed exhilarant garrison genital piercing
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
poppy field
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
pearly flirting forum newt
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Slippery crystalline keepsake machete

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Drunken kitty cat

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: glittery fiercely-loyal pocket flask theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Drunken kitty cat

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Slippery crystalline keepsake machete

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Spectacular Skinny Woman

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Slippery crystalline keepsake machete

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: talking motley faggotry brunch

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: copper aromatic shrine dingle berry

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Drunken kitty cat

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Deep trust fund bbw

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Slippery crystalline keepsake machete

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: copper aromatic shrine dingle berry

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Fragrant background story

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Drunken kitty cat

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Slippery crystalline keepsake machete

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Stimulating locus

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Dull Site

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Famous Landscape Painting Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: twinkling mad cow disease

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Slippery crystalline keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Khaki liquid oxygen

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Big-titted Nursing Home Corn Cake

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: laughsome scarlet affirmative action

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Deep trust fund bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Fragrant background story

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: mauve cruise ship gaming laptop

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Big-titted Nursing Home Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: misunderstood brass internal respiration center

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: house-broken round eye point

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Gaped home antidepressant drug

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant garrison genital piercing

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: poppy field

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: pearly flirting forum newt

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065360)