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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
scarlet fiercely-loyal location sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
white marvelous spot round eye
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
glittery national crotch
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Hilarious Corn Cake Box Office
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Thriller Stage Gaping
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Dun yarmulke
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Autistic Liquid Oxygen Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Fragrant Sick Public Bath
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
splenetic medicated parlor codepig
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Comical Emerald Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Wonderful Unholy Clown
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Misanthropic amber mad cow disease juggernaut
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
stirring parlour
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
judgmental candlestick maker
  06/30/25
cr
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
splenetic medicated parlor codepig
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Crimson Haunting Plaza
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Misanthropic amber mad cow disease juggernaut
  06/30/25
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iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Wonderful Unholy Clown
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
judgmental candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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olive charismatic lettuce
  07/01/25
*bussy
Motley Red Kitchen
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Dun yarmulke
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Magical ratface
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Swashbuckling center preventive strike
  06/30/25
fuck
Wonderful Unholy Clown
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Magical ratface
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
scarlet fiercely-loyal location sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Wonderful Unholy Clown
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Crimson Haunting Plaza
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
...
Federal vigorous trailer park
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Mentally Impaired Theater
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Copper Cerebral Trust Fund
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
hyperventilating hairraiser home brethren
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Copper Cerebral Trust Fund
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Copper Cerebral Trust Fund
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
curious glassy cruise ship
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
violet circlehead theatre
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
out-of-control territorial piazza
  06/30/25
tcr
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
just jump
Lascivious at-the-ready house tattoo
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
...
big violent senate jew
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
trip den reading party
  06/30/25
wow
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Metal Thirsty Rigor Address
  06/30/25
JFC man
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Fragrant Sick Public Bath
  06/30/25
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Lascivious at-the-ready house tattoo
  06/30/25
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Wonderful Unholy Clown
  06/30/25
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Misanthropic amber mad cow disease juggernaut
  06/30/25
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brass factory reset button library
  06/30/25
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Fuchsia zippy fanboi
  06/30/25
...
violet circlehead theatre
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
out-of-control territorial piazza
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Mentally Impaired Theater
  06/30/25
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Excitant Buff Area
  07/01/25
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olive charismatic lettuce
  07/01/25
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talented hall
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Effete Locale
  07/01/25
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Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University
  07/01/25
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glittery national crotch
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Thriller Stage Gaping
  06/30/25
bro
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
...
out-of-control territorial piazza
  06/30/25
lol
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
...
coiffed underhanded abode azn
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
ebony karate
  06/30/25
jfc
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
splenetic medicated parlor codepig
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
brass factory reset button library
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Fuchsia zippy fanboi
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
ebony karate
  07/01/25
...
hyperventilating hairraiser home brethren
  07/01/25
...
Fuchsia zippy fanboi
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
brindle field
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Crimson Haunting Plaza
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Wonderful Unholy Clown
  06/30/25
...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
startled mind-boggling market sandwich
  07/01/25
lol
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
...
Lascivious at-the-ready house tattoo
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
dull razzle-dazzle chad newt
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Indecent orchestra pit selfie
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Dashing doctorate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pearly bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Nudist boyish cuckold
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
startled mind-boggling market sandwich
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
flirting abusive death wish community account
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
olive charismatic lettuce
  07/01/25
😟
dark mental disorder hunting ground
  07/01/25
...
Infuriating azure antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
holy shit
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
startled mind-boggling market sandwich
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
useless painfully honest church building
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Dun yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
trip den reading party
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Dun yarmulke
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Arousing stage french chef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
olive charismatic lettuce
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
chest-beating electric old irish cottage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/06/25
...
trip den reading party
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
provocative frum base international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
...
Fuchsia zippy fanboi
  07/06/25
lol
iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
wow
Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal location sweet tailpipe

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: white marvelous spot round eye

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: glittery national crotch

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Corn Cake Box Office

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Thriller Stage Gaping

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dun yarmulke

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Autistic Liquid Oxygen Kitty Cat

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Sick Public Bath

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: splenetic medicated parlor codepig

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Clown

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic amber mad cow disease juggernaut

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: stirring parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: judgmental candlestick maker

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: splenetic medicated parlor codepig

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Crimson Haunting Plaza

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic amber mad cow disease juggernaut

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Clown

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: judgmental candlestick maker

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive charismatic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Motley Red Kitchen

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dun yarmulke

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling center preventive strike

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Clown

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal location sweet tailpipe

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Clown

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Crimson Haunting Plaza

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Federal vigorous trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Theater

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Copper Cerebral Trust Fund

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairraiser home brethren

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Copper Cerebral Trust Fund

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Copper Cerebral Trust Fund

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: curious glassy cruise ship

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: violet circlehead theatre

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: out-of-control territorial piazza

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious at-the-ready house tattoo

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: big violent senate jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: trip den reading party

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Metal Thirsty Rigor Address

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Sick Public Bath

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lascivious at-the-ready house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic amber mad cow disease juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: brass factory reset button library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia zippy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: violet circlehead theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: out-of-control territorial piazza

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Theater

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Excitant Buff Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive charismatic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: talented hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Effete Locale

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: glittery national crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Thriller Stage Gaping

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: out-of-control territorial piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: coiffed underhanded abode azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ebony karate

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: splenetic medicated parlor codepig

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: brass factory reset button library

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia zippy fanboi

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: ebony karate

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairraiser home brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia zippy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: brindle field

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Crimson Haunting Plaza

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Clown

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: startled mind-boggling market sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Lascivious at-the-ready house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle chad newt

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Indecent orchestra pit selfie

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Dashing doctorate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pearly bawdyhouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Nudist boyish cuckold

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: startled mind-boggling market sandwich

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: flirting abusive death wish community account

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: olive charismatic lettuce

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dark mental disorder hunting ground

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Infuriating azure antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: startled mind-boggling market sandwich

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: useless painfully honest church building

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dun yarmulke

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Blathering Aphrodisiac Place Of Business University

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: trip den reading party

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Dun yarmulke

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Arousing stage french chef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: olive charismatic lettuce

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: chest-beating electric old irish cottage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: trip den reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: provocative frum base international law enforcement agency

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia zippy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: iridescent impressive mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Awkward Chocolate Wagecucks

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)