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So Protestants just never go to confession? As long as they’re “sorry”?

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haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so...
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/10/25
Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good rit...
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord C...
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/10/25
I understand it is a sacrament.
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
? jews confess once a year
Swollen fragrant rigor church
  07/10/25
Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting ...
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
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beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/10/25
Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still workin...
High-end patrolman
  07/10/25
You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been...
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
Enjoy hell, kike
High-end patrolman
  07/10/25
it's also a powerful means of social control that the priest...
Talking excitant nibblets
  07/11/25
sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing
haunting turdskin
  07/11/25
their "confession" takes place during invitation t...
comical black woman haunted graveyard
  07/11/25
true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decad...
Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot
  07/10/25
The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scanda...
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rat...
Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot
  07/10/25
“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the ...
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in...
Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot
  07/10/25
It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up an...
haunting turdskin
  07/10/25
ty. regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a mark...
Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot
  07/10/25
it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you on...
multi-colored school cafeteria
  07/11/25
absurd!
fuchsia famous landscape painting
  07/11/25
My theory is that with the direction society has been going ...
Gay principal's office
  07/11/25
....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"
startling deer antler
  07/11/25
Extremely jewish thread
High-end patrolman
  07/10/25
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multi-colored school cafeteria
  07/10/25
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Razzmatazz house
  07/10/25
Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there i...
Vigorous Useless Lay
  07/11/25
For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/11/25
Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants alm...
Frozen Senate New Version
  07/11/25
And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reco...
Frozen Senate New Version
  07/11/25
Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confessio...
haunting turdskin
  07/11/25
You are misreading the CCC. 1452
Frozen Senate New Version
  07/11/25
Total Depravity tp
White box office kitty cat
  07/11/25
I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales dir...
Frum galvanic locale
  07/11/25
Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was j...
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/11/25
Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from th...
Frum galvanic locale
  07/11/25
I'm orthodox
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/11/25
I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos ...
Frum galvanic locale
  07/11/25
Yeah we get along great with prots imo
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/11/25
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Wine dragon
  07/11/25
Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encourage...
fluffy bbw kitty
  07/11/25
Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a met...
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/11/25
Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky...
cyan learning disabled center
  07/11/25
Thanks having a lot of fun
beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor
  07/11/25
...
Frozen Senate New Version
  07/11/25
what about communion?
Crystalline Mental Disorder Filthpig
  07/11/25
Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups whic...
cyan learning disabled center
  07/11/25
You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.
Frozen Senate New Version
  07/11/25
Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.
pontificating plaza sweet tailpipe
  07/11/25
why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in prote...
haunting turdskin
  07/11/25
Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think...
Vigorous Useless Lay
  07/11/25
protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a...
startling deer antler
  07/11/25
It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.
pontificating plaza sweet tailpipe
  07/11/25
They're called "accountability groups," hth
harsh area tank
  07/11/25
the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughte...
Painfully honest charismatic set faggotry
  07/11/25
you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't ju...
haunting turdskin
  07/11/25
ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who s...
Painfully honest charismatic set faggotry
  07/11/25
none of the catholics i know do it either
passionate market
  07/11/25
extremely fair counter point
haunting turdskin
  07/11/25


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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: haunting turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092074)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so there is no real means of confession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092078)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good ritual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092084)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092092)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

I understand it is a sacrament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092098)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Swollen fragrant rigor church

?

jews confess once a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092117)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting the New Covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092126)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092154)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: High-end patrolman

Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still working on it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092133)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been baptized into the RCC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092153)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: High-end patrolman

Enjoy hell, kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092155)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Talking excitant nibblets

it's also a powerful means of social control that the priests had over the laity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092691)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: haunting turdskin

sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092751)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: comical black woman haunted graveyard

their "confession" takes place during invitation to the altar/stage, where they "rededicate" themselves to God (prots making-do without proper sacraments)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092349)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot

true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decades-long global child rape coverup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092128)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scandalous, was at a rate less than that of Protestant religions, far less than in judiaism, and less than that in the general population. The RCC has been an easy target and has received 99% of the criticism and press attention for something that is more prevalent in other religions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092150)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot

sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rates of child molestation. in any case, what separates the catholic church from the others is the existence of centralized knowledge of and power to correct the abuses, which assets were instead used to a conduct a pederast shell game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092159)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the Catholic Church is centralized!”

If thats convincing to you good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092164)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot

i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in seeing it documented though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092170)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up and post it tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092176)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Violent rambunctious ticket booth coffee pot

ty.

regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a marked difference between child abusers existing in various proportions (of whatever rank) among religions and those abusers essentially being abetted in their crimes throughout a given organization’s hierarchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092189)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: multi-colored school cafeteria

it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you only count cruddy evangelical denominations

it'd be absurd to say that lutherans or presbies are molesting more than catholics though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092217)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: fuchsia famous landscape painting

absurd!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092642)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Gay principal's office

My theory is that with the direction society has been going and moving away from religious institutions many normal ish types that a century ago might have entered the priesthood would never entertain that now. Homosexuals were always present in the church structure, but the real men that kept them in check were no longer there (circa Vatican ii but really before that) and so the fags ran amok. At that point it with gays in charge and free access to young boys they did what they do. That said, it's a 2000 year old institution so of course shit gets off the rails from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49093088)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: startling deer antler

....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49093735)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: High-end patrolman

Extremely jewish thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092132)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: multi-colored school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092205)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092148)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Useless Lay

Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there is an option to confess to a pastor as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092339)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092496)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Frozen Senate New Version

Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants almost exclusively use wine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092598)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Frozen Senate New Version

And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reconciliation is necessary for salvation (they say that for baptism and communion — the two sacraments recognized by most Protestants).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092596)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: haunting turdskin

Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confession/penance is absolutely necessary for the forgiveness of mortal sins, which is necessary for eternal life.

Just look up "Penance and Reconciliation" in the index Catholic Catechism and see the many references to where this is established. There are too many references to count.

https://usccb.cld.bz/Catechism-of-the-Catholic-Church/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092721)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Frozen Senate New Version

You are misreading the CCC. 1452

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49095060)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: White box office kitty cat

Total Depravity tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092346)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Frum galvanic locale

I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales director for Pederasts International Inc. to intermediate between me and god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092511)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was just a symbolic gesture too really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092524)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Frum galvanic locale

Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from the far edge of my property and that sits across the street from my Presbyterian church actively participated in the transfer and concealment of child molesters as late as the 2010s. Why would I ever bring my family to such a place, much less support it financially?

But hey, if your family’s spiritual needs are best met by a group of sexually deviant men who forsake, and so cannot understand, family, then you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092531)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

I'm orthodox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092533)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Frum galvanic locale

I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos throw a great street fair. Amazing feta stuffed olives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092544)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

Yeah we get along great with prots imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092548)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Wine dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092597)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: fluffy bbw kitty

Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encouraged to confess in prayer consistently. We just don’t need intermediaries like Catholics.

Baptists and charismatic denominations don’t emphasize confession but I imagine they do as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092568)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a metaphor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092570)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: cyan learning disabled center

Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky comebacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092579)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime newt parlor

Thanks having a lot of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092584)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Frozen Senate New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092638)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Crystalline Mental Disorder Filthpig

what about communion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092585)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: cyan learning disabled center

Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups which take the Bible literally (eg Church of Christ) do not take that whole passage to mean they will eat the literal flesh of Christ. For them communion is symbolic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092592)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Frozen Senate New Version

You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092639)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: pontificating plaza sweet tailpipe

Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092685)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: haunting turdskin

why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in protestantism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092754)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Useless Lay

Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think Anglicans and Methodists do as well.

Confessional lutherans also have the doctrine of practicing closed communion. In practice I am not sure about how well this is achieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49093052)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: startling deer antler

protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a t shirt cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49093740)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: pontificating plaza sweet tailpipe

It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092682)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: harsh area tank

They're called "accountability groups," hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49092572)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest charismatic set faggotry

the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughter 8 billion people and end up in heaven as long as you're sorry? lol ok, this god is a fucking maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49094110)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't just go through the motions of confession and claim a clean slate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49094222)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest charismatic set faggotry

ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who saves 8 billion goes to hell? cool cult man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49094883)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: passionate market

none of the catholics i know do it either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49094206)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

extremely fair counter point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2],#49094218)