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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
narrow-minded roast beef ceo
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passionate hyperactive hell
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titillating embarrassed to the bone church
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dashing address
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sticky massive crotch
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Marvelous Brunch
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outnumbered theater stage faggotry
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obsidian toilet seat
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Opaque Crawly Senate
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
dashing address
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
indecent organic girlfriend gas station
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Hairless Queen Of The Night
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Wild kitchen
  07/11/25
Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker
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costumed coral forum
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insecure confused range faggot firefighter
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Opaque Crawly Senate
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titillating embarrassed to the bone church
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
vivacious den voyeur
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
big fishy pit national security agency
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Marvelous Brunch
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
stimulating volcanic crater
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
obsidian toilet seat
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misanthropic dog poop
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magical smoky stage rigpig
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Sapphire Mind-boggling Patrolman
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef ceo

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: passionate hyperactive hell



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: titillating embarrassed to the bone church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: dashing address



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: sticky massive crotch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: outnumbered theater stage faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: obsidian toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Thriller pungent gaming laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: spruce exciting corn cake sound barrier



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Opaque Crawly Senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: dashing address

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: indecent organic girlfriend gas station

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Hairless Queen Of The Night

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Wild kitchen

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: costumed coral forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: out-of-control dysfunction area

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Wild kitchen



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan persian macaca



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: insecure confused range faggot firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Thriller pungent gaming laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Opaque Crawly Senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: titillating embarrassed to the bone church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: vivacious den voyeur

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: big fishy pit national security agency

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Marvelous Brunch

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: stimulating volcanic crater

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: obsidian toilet seat

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: misanthropic dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: magical smoky stage rigpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Sapphire Mind-boggling Patrolman

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Boyish Chocolate Hospital Weed Whacker

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: titillating embarrassed to the bone church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Opaque Crawly Senate



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: costumed coral forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: onyx vigorous yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Wild kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49095575)