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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
lime slimy kitchen
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
fragrant slippery set
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
cream party of the first part
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Exhilarant Sapphire Location
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
very tactful locale
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Chocolate Foreskin Clown
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
lime slimy kitchen
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Charismatic friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Avocado faggotry theater
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
aphrodisiac goyim
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
jade fortuitous meteor athletic conference
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/29/25
no
jade fortuitous meteor athletic conference
  08/29/25
Eat shit
exciting address police squad
  08/29/25
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jade fortuitous meteor athletic conference
  08/28/25
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exciting address police squad
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
frisky multi-colored cruise ship
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
marvelous crackhouse ratface
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
fiercely-loyal striped hyena stead
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
marvelous crackhouse ratface
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Out-of-control preventive strike
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Spectacular stage
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
fragrant slippery set
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
fragrant slippery set
  08/28/25
wow
very tactful locale
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
olive doctorate dingle berry
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Crimson confused school
  08/29/25
...
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
rose gay wizard half-breed
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
salmon lodge
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Lascivious Beta Mad Cow Disease
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: lime slimy kitchen

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: fragrant slippery set

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: cream party of the first part

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sapphire Location

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: very tactful locale

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Chocolate Foreskin Clown

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: lime slimy kitchen

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Charismatic friendly grandma

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Avocado faggotry theater

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac goyim

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: jade fortuitous meteor athletic conference

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: jade fortuitous meteor athletic conference

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: exciting address police squad

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: jade fortuitous meteor athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: exciting address police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: frisky multi-colored cruise ship

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: marvelous crackhouse ratface

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal striped hyena stead

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse ratface

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Out-of-control preventive strike

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Spectacular stage

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: fragrant slippery set

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: fragrant slippery set

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: very tactful locale

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: olive doctorate dingle berry

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Crimson confused school

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: rose gay wizard half-breed

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: salmon lodge

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Beta Mad Cow Disease

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#50102080)