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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Pearly hyperactive stage
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
odious people who are hurt
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
floppy cream liquid oxygen alpha
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
galvanic bonkers stage keepsake machete
  08/30/25
...
glittery white theater stage
  09/05/25
, he lisped
soul-stirring piazza knife
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Azure idea he suggested
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Pearly hyperactive stage
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Azure idea he suggested
  08/31/25
...
indecent internal respiration laser beams
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  08/31/25
delusional take
indecent internal respiration laser beams
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
mint laughsome school multi-billionaire
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
crimson dragon
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Pearly hyperactive stage
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Pearly hyperactive stage
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
crimson dragon
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
crimson dragon
  09/05/25
...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Abnormal crystalline background story volcanic crater
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
crimson dragon
  09/05/25
...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
crimson dragon
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Pearly hyperactive stage
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
twisted preventive strike menage
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
twisted preventive strike menage
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/05/25
Kenny
crimson dragon
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Pearly hyperactive stage
  09/06/25
...
Vigorous hell
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/06/25
...
Vigorous hell
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Pearly hyperactive stage
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
zippy mind-boggling business firm
  09/07/25
Explain
Pearly hyperactive stage
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
electric deer antler spot
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Pearly hyperactive stage
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Pearly hyperactive stage
  09/07/25
...
mint laughsome school multi-billionaire
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
crimson dragon
  01/18/26
...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
bronze swashbuckling area
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Pearly hyperactive stage
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Pearly hyperactive stage
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Green excitant old irish cottage
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
crimson dragon
  05/28/26
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Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water
  05/28/26
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  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: odious people who are hurt

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: floppy cream liquid oxygen alpha

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: galvanic bonkers stage keepsake machete

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: glittery white theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring piazza knife

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Azure idea he suggested

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Azure idea he suggested

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: indecent internal respiration laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: indecent internal respiration laser beams

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: mint laughsome school multi-billionaire

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: crimson dragon

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: crimson dragon

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: crimson dragon

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Abnormal crystalline background story volcanic crater

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: crimson dragon

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: crimson dragon

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: twisted preventive strike menage

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: twisted preventive strike menage

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: crimson dragon

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vigorous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vigorous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: zippy mind-boggling business firm

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: electric deer antler spot

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: mint laughsome school multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: crimson dragon

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: bronze swashbuckling area

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Pearly hyperactive stage

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Green excitant old irish cottage

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: crimson dragon

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Bateful Twinkling Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49919996)