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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Duck-like crotch
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
sadistic concupiscible dilemma travel guidebook
  01/13/26
...
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Bearded theater stage
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Violet mad cow disease
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
blathering heaven windowlicker
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Vivacious greedy school cafeteria
  01/13/26
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Unhinged Mood Rehab
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
hideous forum hominid
  01/13/26
...
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Filthy irradiated hall fat ankles
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
boyish insanely creepy hell puppy
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Duck-like crotch
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Milky Spot
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
...
Unhinged Mood Rehab
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Stirring philosopher-king
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Duck-like crotch
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
trip range
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
haunting infuriating brunch bbw
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...
Duck-like crotch
  01/13/26
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maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
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Unhinged Mood Rehab
  01/13/26
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trip range
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Nofapping half-breed
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
hideous forum hominid
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
blathering heaven windowlicker
  01/13/26
...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
bisexual crawly turdskin useless brakes
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
blathering heaven windowlicker
  01/13/26
...
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
...
haunting infuriating brunch bbw
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
odious autistic trump supporter
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
odious autistic trump supporter
  01/13/26
ghastly
Unhinged Mood Rehab
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
odious autistic trump supporter
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
hideous forum hominid
  01/13/26
...
maize crackhouse chad
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
trip range
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
boyish insanely creepy hell puppy
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Stirring philosopher-king
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Spectacular lettuce corn cake
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
boyish insanely creepy hell puppy
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Duck-like crotch

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: sadistic concupiscible dilemma travel guidebook

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: maize crackhouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Bearded theater stage

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Violet mad cow disease

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: blathering heaven windowlicker

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Vivacious greedy school cafeteria

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Unhinged Mood Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: hideous forum hominid

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Filthy irradiated hall fat ankles

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: boyish insanely creepy hell puppy

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Duck-like crotch

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Milky Spot

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Mood Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Stirring philosopher-king

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Duck-like crotch

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: trip range

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: haunting infuriating brunch bbw

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Duck-like crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Mood Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: trip range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Nofapping half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: hideous forum hominid

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: blathering heaven windowlicker

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: bisexual crawly turdskin useless brakes

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: blathering heaven windowlicker

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: haunting infuriating brunch bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: odious autistic trump supporter

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: odious autistic trump supporter

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Unhinged Mood Rehab

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: odious autistic trump supporter

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: hideous forum hominid

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: maize crackhouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: trip range

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy hell puppy

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Stirring philosopher-king

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce corn cake

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy hell puppy

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2],#49587079)