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JD Vance, J.D. Yale, suggests Iran will send suicide bombers wearing nukes
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Date: March 26th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol https://x.com/BulwarkOnline/status/2037185126015119540
It's impossible to be more done here than this fraud. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Learning Disabled Idiotic Fanboi Not exactly what he said. Whatever. But the concept of a "suitcase nuke" has been around for a long time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suitcase_nuclear_device |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol It is exactly what he said. It was all within the context of nuclear weapons.
And thanks for the link that shows that hypothetically a briefcase containing an “extremely small” amount of nuclear weapons was once conceptualized but has never actually been shown to exist. That proves that JD Vance, J.D. Yale, didn’t come across as a moron not unlike you do here. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: charismatic honey-headed site puppy Do you know the difference between a dirty bomb and a fission weapon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771442) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol Respectfully, we’re in a thread where the Secretary of Defense didn’t know how far a kilometer was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771445) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: charismatic honey-headed site puppy Respectfully, you seem to be a disproportionately angry little bitch. Why is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771638) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:14 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol Respectfully, you are done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772221) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Primrose Quadroon Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771496) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: charismatic honey-headed site puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771652) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Lavender arousing space tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771655) |
Date: March 26th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol Here is Princeton Pete Hegseth not understanding basic metric system
https://x.com/_InfoGram_/status/2037203267328106629 |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: unholy lake masturbator hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771352) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:22 AM Author: Racy Dun Lay also copped a Harvard master's lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772806) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Thriller Impertinent Chapel Mediation Maybe they intersected code word transmission: Derka, derka, derka, Muhammed Jihad, Bakala! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771035) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Drab Appetizing Personal Credit Line Hall real talk: I wasn't scared of terrorism until Trump started this ridiculous war. Now I am convinced some unhinged muslim is going to commit something against us because we decided to send soldiers to die for Israel.
I'm sure the zionist billionaire scum parasites living in America are safe though. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: odious navy ticket booth multi-billionaire furk muzzies but u birdshits deserve to get blown up by abdul, u are the bloody benchods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771364) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: irate tan dopamine Iran is 5 minutes away from developing a nuclear weapon meaning they are only 20 minutes away from having nuclear suicide bomb vests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771448) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol Trump better fund TSA or they’re going to walk right in with that nuclear bomb suicide vest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771452) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: galvanic fishy garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771961) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol Professor Marandi confirms, lmao
https://x.com/s_m_marandi/status/2037267756194631769 |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Thriller Impertinent Chapel Mediation Does he want non-morons to come up with better pretexts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771742) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:37 PM Author: odious navy ticket booth multi-billionaire isnt this just like the suitcase bomb shit they did for iraq war
ljl they are just reciting the same stupid BS, i see jew accounts saying trump must ahve had secret intel iran was 2 weeks from a bomb!
its amazing how dumb as shit amerishits are, truly amazing |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol it's crazy. we all know trump for years professed an unwillingness to fight these wars but it's hilarious to see his 41 yo VP supposed future presidential nominee completely sell out like this too
the hold the Jew has on these people is unreal |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:48 PM Author: odious navy ticket booth multi-billionaire he lisped on a jewish discussion boart before raping his pet goat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771876) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: Floppy Party Of The First Part Set Grift til you die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49771832) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: galvanic fishy garrison he's obviously saying that if these people are willing to do suicide bombings to kill a couple people that if they had access to nukes they would use them because they're fanatical.
perhaps you disagree with that argument. but when you do strawman fake news and misrepresent it it just reveals you're biased and trying to score points in bad faith. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 8:05 PM Author: Learning Disabled Idiotic Fanboi Reason doesn't work with these faggits. That said, fuck fighting Israel's wars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772046) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 8:21 PM Author: irate tan dopamine they just hate freedom so much. its' unbelievable to be honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772097) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol strawman fake news? I didn’t misrepresent him. He suggested that nukes would be used by suicide bombers. You are choosing to interpret his statement in a way that preserves your preconceived biases about him and his intelligence. It’s a nonsensical statement and he is being widely mocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772210) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: scarlet public bath Yes, the endless stream of Iranian suicide terrorists attacking us must end. Like... uh... I'll come up with an example...
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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: Orchid Mildly Autistic Sound Barrier Stage Guys with names like peeface cutting through the bullshit and demolishing motherfuckers is exactly why this board is unbeatable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772343) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: galvanic fishy garrison the fact that there's solid good faith counterarguments is part of why misrepresentations like this are so retarded. its the same with trump fake news. he's ridiculous enough as it is, why misrepresent him? all it does it make people not trust anything.
point out that there arent many iranian suicide attacks. point out that it's a false equivalency, as if we couldnt be trusted with nukes because of reckless drive by shootings. there's a million ways you could address this, but if you strawman him it just makes you look weak, biased, or retarded. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:54 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol you are the only one looking retarded itt. it's okay, this is not a sports team. you are allowed to change your opinions of people based on new information. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772359) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: galvanic fishy garrison im vehemently against the war and have said vances support of it means he's lost my support going forward. its rich you're accusaing me of bias when your passion on this issue is your entire shtick.
maybe you're right and im wrong about what he is arguing. but you're jumping to me creaming over how smart i think he is or that im just rooting for him like a sports team because you're so locked in to your position you won't even consider an opposing pov. those accusations don't make sense considering i am not rooting for the war or for vance. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Orchid Mildly Autistic Sound Barrier Stage Did you listen to what he actually said in that clip or read the quotes above the clip? He literally says "what's on the vest can kill tens of thousands"
It's possible that he meant something else and simply chose his words poorly, but that assertion is the province of mind readers
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: galvanic fishy garrison i did. "strap on their chest" seems metaphorical in the context.
if i said "americans shoot up their own corners indiscriminately, imagine if instead of tec-9s they were spraying nukes?" you wouldn't think im referring to a fully auto handheld nuclear bomb launcher would you? |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:50 AM Author: Orchid Mildly Autistic Sound Barrier Stage You quoted something he never said. Not sure what you mean by that
I don't think JD is stupid. If he meant to say what you believe, I think he would have simply said it. It's easy enough that a child could do it. Instead, he's very specific about having a vest with something on it that can kill tens of thousands
Even if you take it metaphorically, it doesn't make much sense. This crazy suicide vest regime he's talking about already has the capability to kill tens of thousands anytime they want to. It seems to me more likely that he's trying to tie the current need to something alien and frightening, like suicide bombings, to target a reptilian brain response instead of logical reasoning |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: galvanic fishy garrison i'm paraphrasing. it was "what happens when what's on the vest is something than can kill..."
it does make sense because nuclear weapons are far more powerful than anything else in their arsenal. just because they have something more powerful than suicide vest already doesn't change his argument that they cannot be trusted with nukes. and i don't think they've shown the ability to kill tens of thousands of people outside their country (at least with one bomb). i don't think he really cares about iran killing iranians, it's about iran nuking israel.
i agree he's using suicide bombing to target a reptile brain response, like "grrr these sandniggers can't have nukes! if they're crazy enough to blow themselves up they'll definitely use them!"
ultimately, it's a distinction without a difference, whether he's talking about them using sci-fi briefcase nukes or actual nukes, his point is that they're crazy radicals and will use them. this is also why the "HAHA JD VANCE IS DUMB!" reaction irks me. i think it's more effective to target the core of what he's saying than quibble about whether a portion of his speech was literal or metaphorical. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: effete apoplectic fat ankles pistol Huh? Bud you said he “obviously” said something he obviously didn’t and there is widespread agreement that he said what I wrote. I didn’t misrepresent anything or create any strawmen. That’s why I accused you of being biased. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772549) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:48 PM Author: galvanic fishy garrison i shouldn't have said "obviously." but the end of the clip where he says "these people shouldn't have" it seems clear he's using suicide bombers to illustrate how radical, etc. they are. and as dumb as you think vance might be, i don't believe you think he thinks iran is getting suitcase nukes soon since they dont have any nukes let alone sci-fi ones. at worst hes just doing standard neocon fearmongering circa 2001. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772738) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 2:30 AM Author: bateful crawly box office I am afraid that Israel under a far right government might one day do this in the US and blame it on its enemy. It makes me realize how unsafe the world is as long as Israel has nuclear weapons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850067&forum_id=2],#49772924) |