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Had a humiliating job just out of college

Graduated in 2015 when Libs were really going all in on fact...
crystalline vibrant boistinker
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crystalline vibrant boistinker
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jet degenerate
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Irradiated ladyboy
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Define swoop. Were you on wires? Did you jump off of a box?
razzle-dazzle amethyst pisswyrm
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cr we need context
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crystalline vibrant boistinker
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There was a fake tree about 4 feet high the art department m...
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Big slippery space private investor
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jet degenerate
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Go Megathor! Go!
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crystalline vibrant boistinker
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Lilac locus
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Fragrant brethren brunch
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You just don’t see this type of content anywhere else
Spectacular Topaz Home Water Buffalo
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cr it was only the one tv station
jet degenerate
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crystalline vibrant boistinker
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jet degenerate
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Fluffier at Poinders Tampa
Beady-eyed autistic hall
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I am laughing uncontrollably right now for the first time in...
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jet-lagged doctorate feces
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I’m a lawyer, you can’t top that.
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crystalline vibrant boistinker
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appetizing yapping bawdyhouse partner
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jet degenerate
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I was a telemarketer for almost 3 months
Beady-eyed autistic hall
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Glad at least someone is still dropping xo gems
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Self-centered indian lodge
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker

Graduated in 2015 when Libs were really going all in on fact checking and debunking "fake news" etc. I got a job at the local TV station and thought I'd be an intern learning the ropes. First day they made me wear a huge bird costume and my role was to "swoop in" during news reports and add context. I was called Context Eagle. Like they'd show a Trump tweet saying Obama did something bad and then the Context Eagle music played and I had to swoop in and debunk it. I got a lot of camera time but it was humiliating and conservatives found out my IRL details and sent me threats.

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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: jet degenerate



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle amethyst pisswyrm

Define swoop. Were you on wires? Did you jump off of a box?

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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

cr we need context

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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Self-centered indian lodge



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: bearded ticket booth boltzmann

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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker

There was a fake tree about 4 feet high the art department made with a branch i stood on, and it was in front of a a green screen with a forest on display, and I had to jump off and make an eagle noise

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Big slippery space private investor



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: jet degenerate



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed autistic hall

Go Megathor! Go!

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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Self-centered indian lodge

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: alcoholic cordovan crotch prole



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Lilac locus



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Fragrant brethren brunch



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Topaz Home Water Buffalo

You just don’t see this type of content anywhere else

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: jet degenerate

cr it was only the one tv station

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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: jet degenerate



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed autistic hall

Fluffier at Poinders Tampa

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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: slimy theatre hominid

I am laughing uncontrollably right now for the first time in I can’t remember. Also I’m taking a dump.

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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged doctorate feces



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic Arrogant Ape

I’m a lawyer, you can’t top that.

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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant boistinker



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: appetizing yapping bawdyhouse partner



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: jet degenerate



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed autistic hall

I was a telemarketer for almost 3 months

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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:23 PM
Author: multi-colored corner

Glad at least someone is still dropping xo gems

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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Self-centered indian lodge



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy



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