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Friend's wife went to an "Easter Egg Height" yesterday, now he's upset
| Must Poast Always | 04/06/26 |
| may his bones be crushed | 04/06/26 |
| Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/06/26 |
| John Nordid | 04/06/26 |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) I was traveling yesterday and when I checked my phone after landing I saw a bunch of texts from my friend. He's 5'9.5" but he works out.
The first message was "hey [MPA], Happy Easter! Just got back from church; wife is going on an Easter Egg Hunt with her friends."
40 minutes later he texted "turns out it's an Easter Egg Height?" and sent me a picture of a flier with a bunch of tall Easter Bunnies hiding eggs in rafters. I figured maybe it was AI and got it wrong but then saw the next texts.
It turns out it was an Easter Egg "Height" after all. He said his wife came back and said it was fun; he asked if there was any candy but there was just one egg (it was a big egg). So she went to start the laundry and he opened it and thought there would be jelly beans or something and he could grab one.
Inside there was a single chocolate and a folded piece of paper. It said "Congratulations! You have found the nougat! But the Ultimate nougat awaits! Then below there was a phone number and a height (6'5.5", so exactly 7 inches taller).
He's not sure what to do. |
Date: April 6th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: may his bones be crushed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854099&forum_id=2],#49797172) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854099&forum_id=2],#49797266) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:41 AM Author: John Nordid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854099&forum_id=2],#49797278) |