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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
federal theater
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Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
federal theater
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part
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Took over a small country
violent site
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lol wow, holy shit
federal theater
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No way you're the only one
Saffron codepig
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Okay, I lol’d
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lmao
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Razzle mother orchestra pit
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Pumo scum
Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
fuchsia mildly autistic pozpig spot
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attended an Episcopal church
Ocher Doctorate Crackhouse
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
big church
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that is brave
Bat Shit Crazy School
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
big church
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Bat Shit Crazy School
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Ocher Doctorate Crackhouse
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
curious university
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
federal theater
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We've got time
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well-lubricated titillating multi-billionaire locale
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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excitant therapy
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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flesh tank
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
talented slimy old irish cottage
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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curious university
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wtf
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excitant therapy
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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pearl address
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Avocado national ape
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Winner
Razzle mother orchestra pit
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laughsome hyperventilating point double fault
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Saffron codepig
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
arousing lake kitty round eye
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Narcissist
curious university
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Coon
arousing lake kitty round eye
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
bespoke laser beams stage
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
arousing lake kitty round eye
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
bespoke laser beams stage
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?
arousing lake kitty round eye
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
bespoke laser beams stage
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
bespoke laser beams stage
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
arousing lake kitty round eye
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
bespoke laser beams stage
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
histrionic lavender sandwich ceo
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Link to said novel?
bespoke laser beams stage
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Where did you go,bro?
arousing lake kitty round eye
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
bespoke laser beams stage
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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vengeful bateful location volcanic crater
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
smoky school cafeteria dysfunction
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
boyish police squad menage
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
talented slimy old irish cottage
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
sinister parlor
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
boyish police squad menage
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Impressive kink-friendly pistol
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
boyish police squad menage
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Impressive kink-friendly pistol
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sinister parlor
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
boyish police squad menage
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
smoky school cafeteria dysfunction
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you're 60?
Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad
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sinister parlor
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
pearly painfully honest bawdyhouse
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Know-it-all dark parlour
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Harsh nursing home affirmative action
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
pearly painfully honest bawdyhouse
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Harsh nursing home affirmative action
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
wonderful buff mexican
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180
Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
plum irate new version
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180!
Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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flew a P-51.
histrionic lavender sandwich ceo
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
wonderful buff mexican
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
sinister parlor
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
soul-stirring crimson cuckold
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
sinister parlor
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
soul-stirring crimson cuckold
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sinister parlor
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Provocative flushed abode trust fund
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
soul-stirring crimson cuckold
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Saffron codepig
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Impressive kink-friendly pistol
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Disgusting floppy telephone
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Magenta Exciting State
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Impressive kink-friendly pistol
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Provocative flushed abode trust fund
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Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
talented slimy old irish cottage
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
thirsty odious fat ankles
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
beta glassy senate gay wizard
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Ruby famous landscape painting
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
overrated light liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
ouch
sinister parlor
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
overrated light liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
sinister parlor
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
overrated light liquid oxygen
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
sinister parlor
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Vibrant sienna library
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
orchid cruise ship azn
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
overrated light liquid oxygen
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Vibrant sienna library
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not me
overrated light liquid oxygen
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overrated light liquid oxygen
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genuine lol
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Vibrant sienna library
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180
smoky school cafeteria dysfunction
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180
soul-stirring crimson cuckold
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Multi-colored mint heaven
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
pearl address
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Idiotic at-the-ready church building boiling water
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180
Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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Idiotic at-the-ready church building boiling water
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Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
bistre love of her life hissy fit
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😎
Idiotic at-the-ready church building boiling water
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Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
white hospital
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Frisky Beady-eyed National Security Agency
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
bronze glittery stag film really tough guy
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
copper misunderstood faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
sooty brunch
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Vibrant sienna library
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
wonderful buff mexican
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Vibrant sienna library
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Grizzly comical garrison stock car
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Vibrant sienna library
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Grizzly comical garrison stock car
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Vibrant sienna library
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Grizzly comical garrison stock car
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Vibrant sienna library
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Saffron codepig
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Impressive kink-friendly pistol
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Startling 180 internal respiration office
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Thats weirdly 180
confused hairraiser area goal in life
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excited?
sinister parlor
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Startling 180 internal respiration office
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
sinister parlor
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Startling 180 internal respiration office
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sinister parlor
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Stimulating property
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
wonderful buff mexican
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Startling 180 internal respiration office
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
wonderful buff mexican
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Stimulating property
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Startling 180 internal respiration office
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Stimulating property
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
wonderful buff mexican
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
confused hairraiser area goal in life
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sinister parlor
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Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
talented slimy old irish cottage
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
concupiscible shrine deer antler
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Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
carmine swashbuckling hall fortuitous meteor
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how'd you get away
sinister parlor
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
vigorous windowlicker
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
cracking bearded step-uncle's house
  04/17/26
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Unholy learning disabled principal's office
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Chrome startled hell idiot
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
curious university
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Sable piazza gaming laptop
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Sable piazza gaming laptop
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fkk it's too outable to say
fragrant sanctuary
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Know-it-all dark parlour
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Unholy learning disabled principal's office
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
Fluffy regret karate
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
Aromatic purple resort weed whacker
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
flatulent razzle-dazzle headpube
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
Saffron codepig
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Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating property

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy School

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: citrine corn cake native

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Razzle mother orchestra pit

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: confused hairraiser area goal in life



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated titillating multi-billionaire locale

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: vengeful bateful location volcanic crater



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: federal theater

that's kinda cool

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Saffron codepig

Explain?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: vengeful bateful location volcanic crater



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

Self defense?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Stimulating property

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated titillating multi-billionaire locale

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: sinister parlor

!

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Hairless Seedy Juggernaut

(Rudolph)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: sexy nubile set depressive

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: federal theater

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: federal theater

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: violent site

Took over a small country

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: federal theater

lol wow, holy shit

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Saffron codepig

No way you're the only one

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated titillating multi-billionaire locale

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Ruby famous landscape painting



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: bonkers charismatic generalized bond prole



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Bisexual marvelous incel ticket booth

lmao

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: excitant therapy



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: wonderful buff mexican



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Digit Ratio Friendly Grandma



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: confused hairraiser area goal in life



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Razzle mother orchestra pit

180

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part

Pumo scum

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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: fuchsia mildly autistic pozpig spot

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Ocher Doctorate Crackhouse

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: big church

I took a dump at Port Authority.

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy School

that is brave

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: big church

It was as bad you think.

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy School

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Ocher Doctorate Crackhouse

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: curious university

i've exorcised 3+ demons

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: federal theater

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: bonkers charismatic generalized bond prole

We've got time

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: sinister parlor



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Know-it-all dark parlour



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: well-lubricated titillating multi-billionaire locale



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: federal theater

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: excitant therapy



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Dashing disrespectful clown



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all dark parlour

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sinister parlor

wow

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Spectacular ebony rehab useless brakes



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: sick cocky home

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: sinister parlor

lol

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: orchid cruise ship azn



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: federal theater

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: federal theater

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: excitant therapy



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stage

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Aromatic purple resort weed whacker

how many

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Bisexual marvelous incel ticket booth

Driven a Zamboni

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Saffron codepig

180 wholesome unique experience

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Bisexual marvelous incel ticket booth

tyty

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: appetizing toaster philosopher-king

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bisexual marvelous incel ticket booth

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: flesh tank

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: talented slimy old irish cottage

(stone cold steve austin tp)

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Umber heady mad-dog skullcap party of the first part

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: sinister parlor



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den partner

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: curious university



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: contagious house pisswyrm

wtf

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: excitant therapy



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: dun lay

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Harsh nursing home affirmative action

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring crimson cuckold

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Harsh nursing home affirmative action

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: pearl address



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Avocado national ape

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Razzle mother orchestra pit

Winner

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: laughsome hyperventilating point double fault



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: shimmering racy quadroon

I smoked crack with him.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: contagious house pisswyrm

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Saffron codepig



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: curious university

Narcissist

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

Coon

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: histrionic lavender sandwich ceo

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: bespoke laser beams stage

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: bearded flirting place of business field

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: vengeful bateful location volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: boyish police squad menage

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: arousing lake kitty round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: boyish police squad menage

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: smoky school cafeteria dysfunction

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: boyish police squad menage

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: talented slimy old irish cottage

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: sinister parlor

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: boyish police squad menage

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Rusted supple skinny woman pit

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Impressive kink-friendly pistol

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: boyish police squad menage

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Impressive kink-friendly pistol

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: sinister parlor

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: boyish police squad menage

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: smoky school cafeteria dysfunction

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: sinister parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: pearly painfully honest bawdyhouse

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Know-it-all dark parlour

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Harsh nursing home affirmative action

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: pearly painfully honest bawdyhouse

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Harsh nursing home affirmative action

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: plum irate new version

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: histrionic lavender sandwich ceo

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: sinister parlor

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring crimson cuckold

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: sinister parlor

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring crimson cuckold

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: sinister parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Provocative flushed abode trust fund

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring crimson cuckold

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Saffron codepig

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Impressive kink-friendly pistol

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Disgusting floppy telephone

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Magenta Exciting State

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Impressive kink-friendly pistol

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Provocative flushed abode trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: talented slimy old irish cottage

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: thirsty odious fat ankles

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: beta glassy senate gay wizard

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Ruby famous landscape painting

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: overrated light liquid oxygen

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: sinister parlor

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: overrated light liquid oxygen

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: sinister parlor

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: overrated light liquid oxygen

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: sinister parlor

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship azn

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: overrated light liquid oxygen

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: overrated light liquid oxygen

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: overrated light liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Grizzly comical garrison stock car

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: smoky school cafeteria dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring crimson cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Multi-colored mint heaven

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: pearl address

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Idiotic at-the-ready church building boiling water

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Idiotic at-the-ready church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: bistre love of her life hissy fit

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Idiotic at-the-ready church building boiling water

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: white hospital

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Frisky Beady-eyed National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: bronze glittery stag film really tough guy

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: copper misunderstood faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: sooty brunch

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Grizzly comical garrison stock car

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

I don't know what that means, is that good?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Grizzly comical garrison stock car

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Grizzly comical garrison stock car

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Vibrant sienna library

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Saffron codepig

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Impressive kink-friendly pistol



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Startling 180 internal respiration office

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: confused hairraiser area goal in life

Thats weirdly 180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: sinister parlor

excited?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Startling 180 internal respiration office

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: sinister parlor

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Startling 180 internal respiration office

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: sinister parlor



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Stimulating property



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Startling 180 internal respiration office

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Stimulating property

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Startling 180 internal respiration office

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating property

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: wonderful buff mexican

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: confused hairraiser area goal in life

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: sinister parlor



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: talented slimy old irish cottage

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: concupiscible shrine deer antler

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Lascivious Maniacal Nibblets



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: carmine swashbuckling hall fortuitous meteor

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: sinister parlor

how'd you get away

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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cracking bearded step-uncle's house

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Chrome startled hell idiot

stand up to these niggers, clearly

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: curious university

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Sable piazza gaming laptop

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Sable piazza gaming laptop

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: fragrant sanctuary

fkk it's too outable to say

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all dark parlour



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Unholy learning disabled principal's office



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Fluffy regret karate

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Aromatic purple resort weed whacker

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: flatulent razzle-dazzle headpube

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Saffron codepig

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Splenetic goyim

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

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