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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
sticky pisswyrm
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
sticky pisswyrm
  05/01/26
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
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buck-toothed theater sneaky criminal
  04/29/26
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Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
stirring insanely creepy principal's office clown
  04/29/26
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Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
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chrome rigor pit
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Free-loading school cafeteria
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Free-loading school cafeteria
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression
  05/02/26
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
stirring insanely creepy principal's office clown
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
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razzmatazz erotic area twinkling uncleanness
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federal azn
  04/29/26
180!
Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression
  04/29/26
hell yeah
buck-toothed theater sneaky criminal
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
exhilarant jewess piazza
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
bat shit crazy green dilemma
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
bat shit crazy green dilemma
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
comical apoplectic set
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
bat shit crazy green dilemma
  05/01/26
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
comical apoplectic set
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
bat shit crazy green dilemma
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
180
razzmatazz erotic area twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
buck-toothed theater sneaky criminal
  05/01/26
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Mauve trust fund nursing home
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
awkward indecent striped hyena stag film
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awkward indecent striped hyena stag film
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
adventurous stage people who are hurt
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
bat shit crazy green dilemma
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
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bat shit crazy green dilemma
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Pungent library therapy
  05/01/26
Shalom.
french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
congrats!
Free-loading school cafeteria
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
razzmatazz erotic area twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
180
french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop
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french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Pungent library therapy
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
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Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: sticky pisswyrm

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: sticky pisswyrm

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater sneaky criminal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy principal's office clown

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: chrome rigor pit



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Free-loading school cafeteria



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Free-loading school cafeteria

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy principal's office clown

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz erotic area twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: federal azn



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater sneaky criminal

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: exhilarant jewess piazza

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: bat shit crazy green dilemma

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy green dilemma

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: comical apoplectic set

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy green dilemma

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: comical apoplectic set

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy green dilemma

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz erotic area twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater sneaky criminal

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Mauve trust fund nursing home



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: awkward indecent striped hyena stag film

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: awkward indecent striped hyena stag film



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: adventurous stage people who are hurt

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy green dilemma

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy green dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Pungent library therapy

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Free-loading school cafeteria

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz erotic area twinkling uncleanness

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm Gaming Laptop

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Pungent library therapy

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: french idiotic bawdyhouse preventive strike

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Autistic fluffy lodge indirect expression



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