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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: High-end Space
Being grossed out that gunnerattt shares poop photos with his girlfriend, his ragging on Jcm for high body count
Strange and zany character
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: cream set dragon
please feel free, other than her occasionally saying "ugh i've had bathroom issues" when she's not feeling well, that subject is never discussed. not ever.
the girl i was with before gary showed me her turd in the toilet sometimes and it was sickening.
btw, i was cheating on her with gary. i convinced gary to come visit me in manassas in feb 05, then i went to see her in march, then she came back to see me in april - these were all 2-3 hour hotel room visits. then we left our respective lovers and she moved here from cleveland.
the day before my march trip to cleveland, the other girl, kate, went to go into my backpack. i screamed at her DO NOT GO IN THERE. she said why, i said well its a surprise. she said really? i said yes, you'll know what it is soon (i dumped her the next month).
in my bag: a paper itinerary for my flight from dulles to cleveland and a few condoms.
funnily enough when i dumped kate and told her about gary, she said "what the fuck. what if your plane had crashed?" i was like why the fuck would i care at that point.
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: cream set dragon
yea lmao. when she caught me in all my bullshit, one of the first things she said was "well, you haven't exactly been known for your loyalty have you?"
despite that bad run i had for a couple years, we have worked out quite well.
in her defense, her bf at the time was cheating on her like crazy but she hadn't called him out on it. she was more or less done with him but hadn't dumped him yet.
i, on the other hand, was engaged to kate. lmaoooooooo.
we ran into kate at the pediatrician in like 2018. im sure gary loved that.
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: cream set dragon
not sure but ill do it here.
the first time we met, even though she clearly wanted to fuck because she flew from cleveland to dc for the day, we sat in a holiday inn express room in manassass (way out in va) for like 2.5-3 hours before i made a move. making smalltalk, and i was circling her in her chair and odd shit like that. i finally kissed her and she went down on me. i remember saying "spin around" lol and she put her hoal on my face and we sucked each other, as 25 year olds do.
anyway, when i nutted, she popped her head up and was darting around the room then with a mouth full of fluid said "do you see a wastebasket"? lol. i thought it was funny she didnt just spit it on the floor, and also that she said wastebasket.
i remember she got a call from her then bf and she was like "hey. yep, yep. nah just at work.... shut up, you ass." i always wondered what he said that she said that in response to, probably some goofy joke or description of his latest bowel movement.
i fucked her at our next visit and i have never felt a hole that tight before or since. i finished in like 20 seconds, i shit you not. and i had a rubber on.
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: Flushed mad-dog skullcap giraffe
He’s a drug addict who can’t use his stove from Friday night to Sunday morning.
Wow, how based!
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