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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
Curious Deranged Patrolman Digit Ratio
  06/20/26
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Territorial Talented Rigpig House
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
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  06/20/26
This
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  06/20/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
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  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
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  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
Jet plaza
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
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  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
Jet plaza
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
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  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
Jet plaza
  06/21/26
...
STEPHEN MILLER
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
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  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
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  06/21/26
go on
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  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
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  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  06/24/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
Fear-inspiring Judgmental Nursing Home
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
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  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely run flame that uve been crack...
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  06/21/26
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  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
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  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
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  06/22/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
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  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
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  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
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  06/21/26
100%
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  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king
  06/21/26
I'm down
House-broken garnet stead yarmulke
  06/21/26
Good luck
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  06/21/26
...
Kenneth Play
  06/21/26
180
Curious Deranged Patrolman Digit Ratio
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
razzmatazz shrine
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
CapTTTainFalcon
  06/21/26
...
STEPHEN MILLER
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
CapTTTainFalcon
  06/21/26
...
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  06/21/26
...
STEPHEN MILLER
  06/22/26
You find this hot and you know it.
you\'re the puppet
  06/21/26
...
Kenneth Play
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
Non sequitur
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
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  06/22/26
women are 180
gay of hormuz
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
gibberish (?)
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
gay of hormuz
  06/24/26


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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Curious Deranged Patrolman Digit Ratio

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Territorial Talented Rigpig House

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Jet plaza

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Maize nowag

This

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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: exhilarant embarrassed to the bone death wish

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Jet plaza

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Jet plaza

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Jet plaza

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cordovan knife

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49961178)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Judgmental Nursing Home

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cordovan knife

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: big-titted shitlib new version

Stop fucking her completely

run flame that uve been cracking side chick all week or something, run flame on her

Say she cant get fucked again till she catches u with "side chick", let her have ur phone w 0 messages on it, make up stories about fucking side chick under your bed during the night/in your kids bedroom during the day etc, start leaving "evidence" behind like little notes written on restaurant tissue, hickeys

Tell her ur tapped out from fucking side chick and ur refactory period is like 2+ days now etc, ask chatgpt to print fake receipts for panties & stuff and leave them in the trash. Get really into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Brass nofapping becky gay wizard

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: if you believe it's real it is real (🧐)

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955057)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Voyeur Station

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Puce wonderful forum pozpig

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: House-broken garnet stead yarmulke

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: House-broken garnet stead yarmulke

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: gay multi-colored lettuce philosopher-king

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953620)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Curious Deranged Patrolman Digit Ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: dark patterns



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955044)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Non sequitur

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: ak

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2],#49960519)