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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Black native fat ankles

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Curious faggotry hominid



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Flesh Infuriating Resort

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring hall ape

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: slate boiling water

"You've reached the..."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: violet box office

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: violet box office

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: misunderstood cyan ratface



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: tripping opaque den



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: stimulating brindle main people

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: effete heady tanning salon depressive

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Swollen Nursing Home

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: domesticated violent gay wizard

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: effete heady tanning salon depressive

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle Sienna Abode

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Curious faggotry hominid



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Thriller library

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle Sienna Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle Sienna Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Amber Sweet Tailpipe Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Erotic Hospital Kitty

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Erotic Hospital Kitty

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Erotic Hospital Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Erotic Hospital Kitty

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed very tactful gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49718753)