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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Poppy abusive range brethren
  01/05/14
...
shivering haunting jewess institution
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Ruby arousing personal credit line
  06/25/12
...
cracking immigrant
  06/25/12
Jesus
rebellious affirmative action mother
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Balding Talking Dragon Antidepressant Drug
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Pea-brained Crackhouse Ape
  08/02/12
crying
Violent Buck-toothed Hell
  08/29/12
...
magenta hideous market wagecucks
  02/22/13
...
Deranged volcanic crater
  08/21/13
lost my shit
shimmering sick base rigpig
  03/19/14
...
Bateful wrinkle
  06/27/14
...
180 partner temple
  06/27/14
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brindle school cafeteria jap
  09/14/17
...
Big cuckold theater
  07/20/18
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Big cuckold theater
  02/09/19
...
drunken native puppy
  07/11/19
...
Hot Curious Den Roommate
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Hairraiser Ticket Booth Karate
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
cop
cracking immigrant
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
cracking immigrant
  06/25/12
...
Ruby arousing personal credit line
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Boyish keepsake machete hunting ground
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
fuchsia elastic band
  08/02/12
...
High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
mint insecure codepig stage
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
mustard razzmatazz heaven messiness
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
cracking immigrant
  06/25/12
...
Fiercely-loyal Exhilarant Nursing Home Rigor
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
cracking immigrant
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
fuchsia elastic band
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Yapping athletic conference
  08/21/13
...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
...
aphrodisiac navy incel
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
turquoise school
  06/25/12
...
High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Vibrant Twisted Nowag Set
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
federal state people who are hurt
  06/25/12
...
mind-boggling pistol space
  06/26/12
...
High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Saffron motley trust fund
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
mind-boggling pistol space
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Erotic zombie-like orchestra pit party of the first part
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Red library
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
mind-boggling pistol space
  08/02/12
...
mind-boggling pistol space
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Pea-brained Crackhouse Ape
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
fuchsia elastic band
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
fuchsia elastic band
  08/02/12
...
concupiscible legal warrant address
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
mind-boggling pistol space
  08/02/12
...
bat-shit-crazy provocative home crotch
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
fuchsia elastic band
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Red library
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
mind-boggling pistol space
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
fuchsia elastic band
  08/06/12
Cr
medicated public bath ceo
  08/06/12
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fuchsia elastic band
  08/08/12
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concupiscible legal warrant address
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
very tactful striped hyena
  08/20/12
...
concupiscible legal warrant address
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
mind-boggling pistol space
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Deranged volcanic crater
  08/21/13
...
fuchsia elastic band
  02/22/13
...
High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Deranged volcanic crater
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Yapping athletic conference
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Deranged volcanic crater
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Bateful wrinkle
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Yapping athletic conference
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Buff bossy circlehead
  08/21/13
180
High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
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High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
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High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo
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Dead comical trailer park
  03/19/14
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Excitant hospital feces
  06/25/14
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Bateful wrinkle
  06/27/14
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multi-colored doctorate
  07/22/14
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glittery maize cuckoldry
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
glittery maize cuckoldry
  08/04/14
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jet legend love of her life
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Racy ungodly boistinker
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fuchsia elastic band
  12/11/14
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primrose contagious locus fat ankles
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
cream vigorous whorehouse dog poop
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Thriller therapy
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Idiotic Sound Barrier Goyim
  11/03/16
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Judgmental pocket flask fortuitous meteor
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Marvelous bright sandwich indirect expression
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
topaz out-of-control lodge old irish cottage
  09/15/17
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primrose contagious locus fat ankles
  05/20/17
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fuchsia elastic band
  06/27/17
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primrose contagious locus fat ankles
  07/29/17
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Mahogany field ladyboy
  10/01/17
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Saffron motley trust fund
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Flushed Corn Cake Stead
  01/29/18
where did he go
rusted locale
  01/29/18
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At-the-ready church building hissy fit
  05/14/18
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Saffron motley trust fund
  08/16/18
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adventurous spot factory reset button
  01/25/19
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bonkers passionate casino
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Maroon odious turdskin
  05/26/19
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Cerebral location faggot firefighter
  08/08/19
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Sapphire insanely creepy lay mad-dog skullcap
  02/19/20
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Hot Curious Den Roommate
  08/27/21
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impressive french chef cruise ship
  07/16/22
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crystalline adulterous church
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Poppy abusive range brethren

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: shivering haunting jewess institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Ruby arousing personal credit line

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: cracking immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: rebellious affirmative action mother

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Balding Talking Dragon Antidepressant Drug

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained Crackhouse Ape

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Violent Buck-toothed Hell

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: magenta hideous market wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Deranged volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: shimmering sick base rigpig

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Bateful wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: 180 partner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: brindle school cafeteria jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Big cuckold theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Big cuckold theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: drunken native puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Hot Curious Den Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ticket Booth Karate

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: cracking immigrant

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: cracking immigrant

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Ruby arousing personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Boyish keepsake machete hunting ground

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: mint insecure codepig stage

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: mustard razzmatazz heaven messiness

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: cracking immigrant

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Exhilarant Nursing Home Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: cracking immigrant

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Yapping athletic conference

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac navy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: turquoise school

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Twisted Nowag Set

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: federal state people who are hurt

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Saffron motley trust fund

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Erotic zombie-like orchestra pit party of the first part

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Red library

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained Crackhouse Ape

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy provocative home crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Red library

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: fuchsia elastic band

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: medicated public bath ceo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: very tactful striped hyena

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol space

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Deranged volcanic crater

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Deranged volcanic crater

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Yapping athletic conference

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Deranged volcanic crater

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Bateful wrinkle

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Yapping athletic conference

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Buff bossy circlehead

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: High-end Swashbuckling Patrolman Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Dead comical trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Excitant hospital feces

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: multi-colored doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: glittery maize cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: glittery maize cuckoldry

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jet legend love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Racy ungodly boistinker

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: fuchsia elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: primrose contagious locus fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: cream vigorous whorehouse dog poop

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Thriller therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Idiotic Sound Barrier Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Judgmental pocket flask fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Marvelous bright sandwich indirect expression

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: topaz out-of-control lodge old irish cottage

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: primrose contagious locus fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: fuchsia elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: primrose contagious locus fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Mahogany field ladyboy



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Saffron motley trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Flushed Corn Cake Stead

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: rusted locale

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready church building hissy fit



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Saffron motley trust fund



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: adventurous spot factory reset button



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: bonkers passionate casino



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Maroon odious turdskin

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Cerebral location faggot firefighter



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Hot Curious Den Roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: crystalline adulterous church



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964828)