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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
comical charcoal trump supporter
  01/05/14
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Rose Abusive Water Buffalo
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Lavender corn cake potus
  06/25/12
...
Fishy geriatric new version
  06/25/12
Jesus
Dead Irradiated Nursing Home
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Fragrant meetinghouse
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Soul-stirring Point Mental Disorder
  08/02/12
crying
cyan stage
  08/29/12
...
Unholy crystalline field
  02/22/13
...
Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Histrionic carnelian half-breed
  03/19/14
...
Well-lubricated stirring hospital
  06/27/14
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Supple Orange House
  06/27/14
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Razzmatazz windowlicker
  09/14/17
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aromatic hissy fit
  07/20/18
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aromatic hissy fit
  02/09/19
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arousing peach queen of the night address
  07/11/19
...
Chartreuse vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
mischievous death wish
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
cop
Fishy geriatric new version
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Fishy geriatric new version
  06/25/12
...
Lavender corn cake potus
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Bat Shit Crazy Fighting State
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
claret cerebral corner
  08/02/12
...
Hairraiser institution
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
razzle-dazzle hilarious rigor famous landscape painting
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
dull space
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Fishy geriatric new version
  06/25/12
...
odious center
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Fishy geriatric new version
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
claret cerebral corner
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
olive house-broken therapy
  08/21/13
...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
...
Wonderful stage
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
floppy flushed alpha dysfunction
  06/25/12
...
Hairraiser institution
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Light Box Office Wagecucks
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Amethyst kitchen tank
  06/25/12
...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  06/26/12
...
Hairraiser institution
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Glittery place of business persian
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Passionate gaped ticket booth
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
exhilarant obsidian crackhouse
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  08/02/12
...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Soul-stirring Point Mental Disorder
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
claret cerebral corner
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
claret cerebral corner
  08/02/12
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Honey-headed Adventurous Idea He Suggested
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Crimson medicated crotch office
  08/02/12
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Clear bateful marketing idea
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
claret cerebral corner
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
exhilarant obsidian crackhouse
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
claret cerebral corner
  08/06/12
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rusted temple telephone
  08/06/12
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claret cerebral corner
  08/08/12
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Honey-headed Adventurous Idea He Suggested
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Lascivious kitty
  08/20/12
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Honey-headed Adventurous Idea He Suggested
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Crimson medicated crotch office
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line
  08/21/13
...
claret cerebral corner
  02/22/13
...
Hairraiser institution
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
olive house-broken therapy
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Well-lubricated stirring hospital
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
olive house-broken therapy
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
180 idiot
  08/21/13
180
Hairraiser institution
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Hairraiser institution
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Hairraiser institution
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Hairraiser institution
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titillating liquid oxygen
  03/19/14
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Mentally Impaired Business Firm
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Well-lubricated stirring hospital
  06/27/14
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Green boiling water
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concupiscible garrison psychic
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
concupiscible garrison psychic
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jade disgusting gas station
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Heady national
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claret cerebral corner
  12/11/14
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irate red electric furnace boltzmann
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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haunting electric macaca
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  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Sticky locus giraffe
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Ruby aphrodisiac legend
  09/15/17
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irate red electric furnace boltzmann
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claret cerebral corner
  06/27/17
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irate red electric furnace boltzmann
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thriller sex offender
  10/01/17
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Glittery place of business persian
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
galvanic coffee pot
  01/29/18
where did he go
dun vigorous keepsake machete rehab
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talented resort
  05/14/18
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Glittery place of business persian
  08/16/18
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maroon indirect expression
  01/25/19
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Beady-eyed Shaky Roommate Spot
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
saffron trip candlestick maker
  05/26/19
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Sable National Security Agency
  08/08/19
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Vengeful Travel Guidebook
  02/19/20
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Chartreuse vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/27/21
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Razzle Trailer Park
  07/16/22
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High-end parlor roast beef
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
curious hell chad
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
Hyperactive Sapphire Toilet Seat Step-uncle's House
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
curious hell chad
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: comical charcoal trump supporter

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Rose Abusive Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Lavender corn cake potus

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fishy geriatric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Dead Irradiated Nursing Home

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Point Mental Disorder

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: cyan stage

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Unholy crystalline field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Histrionic carnelian half-breed

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Supple Orange House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: aromatic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: arousing peach queen of the night address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse vivacious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: mischievous death wish

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fishy geriatric new version

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fishy geriatric new version

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Lavender corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fighting State

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious rigor famous landscape painting

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dull space

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Fishy geriatric new version

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Fishy geriatric new version

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: olive house-broken therapy

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Wonderful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: floppy flushed alpha dysfunction

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Light Box Office Wagecucks

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Amethyst kitchen tank

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Glittery place of business persian

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Passionate gaped ticket booth

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: exhilarant obsidian crackhouse

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Point Mental Disorder

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Adventurous Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Clear bateful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: exhilarant obsidian crackhouse

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: claret cerebral corner

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: rusted temple telephone

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Honey-headed Adventurous Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Lascivious kitty

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed Adventurous Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Crimson medicated crotch office

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: olive house-broken therapy

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Personal Credit Line

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stirring hospital

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: olive house-broken therapy

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: 180 idiot

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: titillating liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Business Firm

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Green boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: concupiscible garrison psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: concupiscible garrison psychic

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jade disgusting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Heady national

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: claret cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: irate red electric furnace boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: frum marvelous turdskin

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Gay nofapping whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: haunting electric macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Appetizing cordovan dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Sticky locus giraffe

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac legend

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: irate red electric furnace boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: claret cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: irate red electric furnace boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: thriller sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Glittery place of business persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: dun vigorous keepsake machete rehab

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: talented resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Glittery place of business persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: maroon indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Shaky Roommate Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: saffron trip candlestick maker

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Sable National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Vengeful Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse vivacious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: High-end parlor roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: curious hell chad

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive Sapphire Toilet Seat Step-uncle's House

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: curious hell chad

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964828)