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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the ...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
idiotic rigor
  01/18/26
Ty bb
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
peeface
  02/17/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Trip arrogant sex offender
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
based
Trip arrogant sex offender
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
Snowy shrine
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
idiotic rigor
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
wonderful heaven candlestick maker
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
...
idiotic rigor
  01/18/26
...
idiotic rigor
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
idiotic rigor
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
Naked background story
  01/18/26
...
bespoke buck-toothed sneaky criminal people who are hurt
  01/18/26
...
exciting frisky indian lodge
  01/18/26
Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads
Obsidian Native
  02/04/26
jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full...
Underhanded site stock car
  02/04/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
?
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/18/26
(fag)
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
cr
Hairraiser Black Tanning Salon
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
comical lime box office
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Underhanded site stock car
  01/18/26
💋
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Congrats!
fear-inspiring saffron goyim
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
sooty useless parlour
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
sooty useless parlour
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
cr
Hairraiser Black Tanning Salon
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Massive ruby death wish
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Stirring brindle school cafeteria filthpig
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
but will you?
Mahogany sick national
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
Stirring brindle school cafeteria filthpig
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Massive ruby death wish
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
...
exciting frisky indian lodge
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
Unhinged salmon area chad
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
❤️
Unhinged salmon area chad
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
onyx circlehead locale
  01/18/26
...
Coiffed karate theater stage
  01/18/26
...
exciting frisky indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
Citrine Motley Lay Bbw
  01/18/26
Congrats
Floppy kitty
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
bateful macaca
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
180 you made it
Rebellious foreskin brunch
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
!!!
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Fishy Titillating Station
  01/18/26
congrats
adventurous space
  01/18/26
...
talking aromatic electric furnace lodge
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
crusty soul-stirring athletic conference therapy
  01/18/26
When pics
bateful macaca
  01/18/26
Congrats
Irradiated apoplectic state new version
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Irradiated apoplectic state new version
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Irradiated apoplectic state new version
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Irradiated apoplectic state new version
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Supple Double Fault Dysfunction
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Charismatic Flatulent Resort Sound Barrier
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Charismatic Flatulent Resort Sound Barrier
  01/18/26
GAY
flesh wrinkle
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
Charismatic Flatulent Resort Sound Barrier
  01/18/26
...
diverse garrison incel
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Aqua Windowlicker
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Maniacal useless brakes
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
honey-headed patrolman fat ankles
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
flesh wrinkle
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
...
Sienna faggotry philosopher-king
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
Obsidian Native
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
honey-headed patrolman fat ankles
  01/18/26
...
territorial spot police squad
  01/18/26
...
Mahogany sick national
  01/18/26
180 congrats
pea-brained skinny woman public bath
  01/18/26
...
Histrionic Rose Orchestra Pit
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
territorial spot police squad
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Stimulating Hissy Fit
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Coiffed karate theater stage
  01/18/26
...
Cooper Flagg
  02/20/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Histrionic Rose Orchestra Pit
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
bespoke buck-toothed sneaky criminal people who are hurt
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
Fragrant gaping
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
Big crystalline home organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
thriller scarlet old irish cottage roommate
  01/18/26
He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do
Obsidian Native
  02/04/26
does your husband know that you're fat
Mauve magical principal's office clown
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Mahogany sick national
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
idiotic rigor
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
flesh wrinkle
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
Aqua Windowlicker
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
180 hideous pocket flask
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
amethyst greedy business firm milk
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
House-broken parlor
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
racy twinkling uncleanness potus
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
vivacious puppy
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
exciting frisky indian lodge
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Sienna faggotry philosopher-king
  01/18/26
...
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
concupiscible carnelian mother rehab
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Narrow-minded Factory Reset Button
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
Fragrant gaping
  01/23/26
...
Dashing know-it-all school
  01/24/26
...
House-broken parlor
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
pontificating lettuce
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
Obsidian Native
  01/24/26
Does he make you DICK DRUNK
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  02/17/26
Obvs
Cooper Flagg
  02/20/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the thing.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: idiotic rigor

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598155)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49677050)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Trip arrogant sex offender

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Trip arrogant sex offender

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Snowy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: idiotic rigor

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: wonderful heaven candlestick maker

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: diverse garrison incel

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: idiotic rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: idiotic rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: idiotic rigor

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Naked background story

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: bespoke buck-toothed sneaky criminal people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: exciting frisky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600014)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49645622)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Underhanded site stock car

jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full meaning of why peterman is now working the lots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49645623)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser Black Tanning Salon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: comical lime box office

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Underhanded site stock car

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron goyim

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: sooty useless parlour

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: sooty useless parlour

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Black Tanning Salon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Massive ruby death wish

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Stirring brindle school cafeteria filthpig

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Mahogany sick national

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: Stirring brindle school cafeteria filthpig

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Massive ruby death wish

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: exciting frisky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Unhinged salmon area chad

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Unhinged salmon area chad

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: onyx circlehead locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Coiffed karate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: exciting frisky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Citrine Motley Lay Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Floppy kitty

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: bateful macaca

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Rebellious foreskin brunch

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Fishy Titillating Station

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: adventurous space

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: talking aromatic electric furnace lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: crusty soul-stirring athletic conference therapy

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bateful macaca

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic state new version

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic state new version

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic state new version

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic state new version

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Supple Double Fault Dysfunction

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Charismatic Flatulent Resort Sound Barrier

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Charismatic Flatulent Resort Sound Barrier

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: flesh wrinkle

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Flatulent Resort Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: diverse garrison incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Aqua Windowlicker

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Maniacal useless brakes

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: honey-headed patrolman fat ankles

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: flesh wrinkle

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Sienna faggotry philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: honey-headed patrolman fat ankles

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: territorial spot police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Mahogany sick national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: pea-brained skinny woman public bath

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Rose Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: territorial spot police squad

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Hissy Fit

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Coiffed karate theater stage

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598897)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: Cooper Flagg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49681998)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Rose Orchestra Pit

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: bespoke buck-toothed sneaky criminal people who are hurt

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Fragrant gaping

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Big crystalline home organic girlfriend

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: thriller scarlet old irish cottage roommate

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49598989)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49645621)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Mauve magical principal's office clown

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Mahogany sick national

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: idiotic rigor

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Aqua Windowlicker

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: 180 hideous pocket flask

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: amethyst greedy business firm milk

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: House-broken parlor

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: racy twinkling uncleanness potus

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: vivacious puppy

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: exciting frisky indian lodge

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Sienna faggotry philosopher-king

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: Obsidian Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: concupiscible carnelian mother rehab

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Factory Reset Button

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Fragrant gaping

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Dashing know-it-all school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: House-broken parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: pontificating lettuce

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Obsidian Native

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49614165)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

Does he make you DICK DRUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49676995)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: Cooper Flagg

Obvs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2]#49681997)