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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM Author: know-it-all public bath By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930901) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM Author: glittery arrogant corner wagecucks I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931484) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: gaped fishy kitchen headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25512167) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM Author: flesh laser beams I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26474648) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: know-it-all public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26493563) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Stead Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27588580) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM Author: Twinkling Property Liquid Oxygen Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26658065) |
Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Insanely creepy electric ticket booth The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Bonkers gas station toilet seat Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930914) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM Author: spectacular jap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930918) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: Thriller Patrolman lol, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931204) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Adventurous milky house loling in my office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25092349) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Stead Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27588583) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone vivacious halford address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27588950) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930979) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: know-it-all public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25579337) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Cream goyim casino There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931002) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM Author: frozen market LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931461) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook "lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM Author: Pale step-uncle's house 180, but at you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25092270) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Excitant self-absorbed library weed whacker "They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26474438) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: Azure Razzle Kitty Cat Giraffe lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26658063) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM Author: House-broken rigor nursing home Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Irate red ratface cruise ship Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930975) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Salmon Rehab they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930986) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM Author: mind-boggling pungent foreskin plaza I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930995) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: Galvanic ebony hell bbw How different is Greek from Ancient Greek? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931498) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: mind-boggling pungent foreskin plaza My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931633) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM Author: know-it-all public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27587602) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Salmon Rehab We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930982) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Bull Headed Sandwich Lettuce they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931632) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM Author: olive arousing associate I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24930999) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM Author: misunderstood institution filthpig More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24965155) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM Author: racy university potus this would be 180 lets do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931007) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: olive arousing associate The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931010) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: laughsome mischievous dilemma lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26535943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: spectacular jap I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931011) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: racy university potus ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931209) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Godawful yellow crotch nowag Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931269) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931295) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM Author: Godawful yellow crotch nowag "GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931456) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: racy university potus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook "As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM Author: mustard site lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931508) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931524) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM Author: mustard site hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931605) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM Author: laughsome mischievous dilemma greeks watched on ESPN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26535954) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Magical hot bawdyhouse "While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM Author: mustard site lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931518) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: Talented walnut boistinker stage lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931522) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM Author: mind-boggling pungent foreskin plaza Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931597) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931609) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Brilliant Trust Fund Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931763) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931769) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: aromatic home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931799) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM Author: Talented walnut boistinker stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931962) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24964849) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: trip rambunctious locale round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24964863) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24964867) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Vermilion Boltzmann there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24964883) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24965055) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: Mauve Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24980787) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24980803) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24980825) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: pea-brained incel jfc we're all done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25092176) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25092410) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM Author: spectacular jap 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25512299) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Mauve Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25743612) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM Author: Mauve Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26474330) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM Author: Excitant self-absorbed library weed whacker moderately overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26474442) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: kink-friendly jet-lagged meetinghouse blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26474616) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Multi-colored jet box office mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26535858) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM Author: Mauve Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26656645) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM Author: aromatic home *Swipes right* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27587627) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: know-it-all public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#28734625) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM Author: Multi-colored jet box office mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29746405) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#49693024) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM Author: splenetic impertinent school cafeteria jewess The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931774) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM Author: sexy skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931785) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM Author: provocative ungodly hospital therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25743643) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Coiffed Field Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931793) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: splenetic impertinent school cafeteria jewess One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931804) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM Author: aromatic home BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931812) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: splenetic impertinent school cafeteria jewess I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931819) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: mind-boggling pungent foreskin plaza They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931818) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM Author: grizzly half-breed travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24932124) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM Author: topaz point candlestick maker ...but after he sneezed they would murder him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29111772) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM Author: House-broken rigor nursing home We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24931865) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM Author: nudist silver mad-dog skullcap Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:
DIESELNOJERBPWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM Author: House-broken rigor nursing home lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24932195) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM Author: racy university potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24932294) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: know-it-all public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25092159) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: Shivering base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24965051) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: appetizing crimson philosopher-king legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24965130) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM Author: nofapping karate lay 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#24965158) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: soggy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26658096) |
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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM Author: Godawful yellow crotch nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25033828) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Adventurous milky house best thread I've read in awhile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25092356) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: cracking menage it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.
but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years. |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM Author: gaped fishy kitchen headpube (shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25512182) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM Author: charcoal irradiated idiot proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25512258) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: French coral son of senegal Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.
And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.
I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14. |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: gaped fishy kitchen headpube maths proof* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27587639) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Tantric Chad math poofs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27588866) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Canary Jew In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25579475) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: brass lascivious business firm boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25579487) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: histrionic cumskin temple Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.
The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.
lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: at-the-ready sienna gaping church building Count me in with the Delphic druggies then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25580472) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM Author: erotic sanctuary private investor CRIMINALLY underrated poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27589485) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Bossy area Semi-srs response:
-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.
-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.
-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:
Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder. Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology Astronomy: Basically everything Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better. Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc. Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible. Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.
...and so forth.
-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).
-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: histrionic cumskin temple Your last point would make it all worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25579574) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM Author: erotic sanctuary private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27589496) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: Excitant self-absorbed library weed whacker Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25579613) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: at-the-ready sienna gaping church building 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25580663) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Mauve Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25743629) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Bossy area ty for this much appreciated bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#25743732) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: laughsome mischievous dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26535973) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Mauve Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26536031) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: henna party of the first part parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26536127) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM Author: aromatic home lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27587632) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM Author: erotic sanctuary private investor 180000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27589500) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Cyan Big Generalized Bond A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios
B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM Author: amethyst crackhouse dysfunction I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26474375) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: Clear multi-billionaire principal's office as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.
"To be fair," he lisps... |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM Author: Multi-colored jet box office mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26535871) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM Author: Turquoise comical fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26658058) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM Author: gaped fishy kitchen headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27587651) |
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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM Author: contagious lake office quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29121927) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#49693037) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: lavender station dog poop Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26536084) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM Author: Tantric Chad No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#28734647) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM Author: lavender station dog poop :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29746556) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Tan ladyboy i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#26536089) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM Author: Submissive national We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27587612) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM Author: Fragrant Emerald Faggot Firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29746735) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Zippy Center this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#27588596) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM Author: Exhilarant volcanic crater state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29111696) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM Author: amethyst crackhouse dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29113614) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: contagious lake office quadroon We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#29113871) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM Author: underhanded personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#42823365) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2]#49693008) |