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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Charcoal heaven reading party | 12/16/25 |
| Glassy disturbing theater stage | 12/16/25 |
| Charcoal heaven reading party | 12/16/25 |
| Glassy disturbing theater stage | 12/16/25 |
| Charcoal heaven reading party | 12/16/25 |
| Offensive chestnut piazza laser beams | 12/20/25 |
| zombie-like puppy crotch | 12/19/25 |
| Gaped crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Peach electric school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| Charcoal heaven reading party | 12/20/25 |
| Peach electric school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Gaped crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| aggressive beady-eyed home dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| Gaped crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| aggressive beady-eyed home dopamine | 12/22/25 |
| Jet incel step-uncle's house | 12/16/25 |
| Charcoal heaven reading party | 12/16/25 |
| Jet incel step-uncle's house | 12/16/25 |
| Zippy school electric furnace | 12/16/25 |
| Emerald geriatric hospital | 12/19/25 |
| Zippy school electric furnace | 12/19/25 |
| Angry spot sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| Motley gas station | 12/16/25 |
| claret stag film | 12/16/25 |
| Gaped crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse | 12/20/25 |
| Bipolar friendly grandma | 12/16/25 |
| slap-happy apoplectic double fault | 12/20/25 |
| Bipolar friendly grandma | 12/23/25 |
| Glassy disturbing theater stage | 12/16/25 |
| Gaped crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| sick idea he suggested | 12/21/25 |
| Glassy disturbing theater stage | 12/16/25 |
| Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| Bipolar friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| brindle razzmatazz mother | 12/19/25 |
| Marvelous Coral Idiot | 12/19/25 |
| Charcoal heaven reading party | 12/19/25 |
| boyish shivering boistinker kitty | 12/19/25 |
| boyish shivering boistinker kitty | 12/19/25 |
| gay crawly boiling water dysfunction | 12/19/25 |
| Marvelous Coral Idiot | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious corner cuckold | 12/19/25 |
| aggressive beady-eyed home dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| Offensive chestnut piazza laser beams | 12/20/25 |
| Dull Stage Background Story | 12/22/25 |
| irradiated plum main people lodge | 12/19/25 |
| territorial skinny woman trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| bateful grizzly house bbw | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| bateful grizzly house bbw | 12/19/25 |
| Salmon indian lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Crimson 180 Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
| Mischievous green becky point | 12/19/25 |
| Jet incel step-uncle's house | 12/19/25 |
| appetizing mildly autistic mad cow disease doctorate | 12/20/25 |
| Pale Hateful Macaca Brethren | 12/19/25 |
| Emerald geriatric hospital | 12/19/25 |
| Talking patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| fuchsia french chef | 12/20/25 |
| Hyperventilating goyim | 12/20/25 |
| Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse | 12/20/25 |
| Gaped crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| appetizing mildly autistic mad cow disease doctorate | 12/20/25 |
| Histrionic coffee pot faggot firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| fluffy cracking brunch indirect expression | 12/20/25 |
| territorial skinny woman trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| Histrionic coffee pot faggot firefighter | 12/21/25 |
| boyish shivering boistinker kitty | 12/20/25 |
| sick idea he suggested | 12/20/25 |
| Peach electric school cafeteria | 12/21/25 |
| sick idea he suggested | 12/22/25 |
| Peach electric school cafeteria | 12/23/25 |
| sick idea he suggested | 12/23/25 |
| mauve prole dog poop | 12/22/25 |
| Angry spot sweet tailpipe | 12/22/25 |
| Angry spot sweet tailpipe | 12/23/25 |
| Iridescent Center | 12/22/25 |
| Dull Stage Background Story | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Charcoal heaven reading party 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Glassy disturbing theater stage This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Charcoal heaven reading party lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Glassy disturbing theater stage My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Charcoal heaven reading party You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Offensive chestnut piazza laser beams Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: zombie-like puppy crotch It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Gaped crackhouse Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Peach electric school cafeteria You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Charcoal heaven reading party brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Peach electric school cafeteria glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Gaped crackhouse You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: aggressive beady-eyed home dopamine $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Gaped crackhouse Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: aggressive beady-eyed home dopamine thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Jet incel step-uncle's house 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Charcoal heaven reading party ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Jet incel step-uncle's house investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Zippy school electric furnace $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Emerald geriatric hospital I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Zippy school electric furnace good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Angry spot sweet tailpipe $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Motley gas station six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: claret stag film 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Gaped crackhouse Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Bipolar friendly grandma 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: slap-happy apoplectic double fault me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Bipolar friendly grandma It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Glassy disturbing theater stage 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Gaped crackhouse the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: sick idea he suggested Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Glassy disturbing theater stage I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Bipolar friendly grandma In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: brindle razzmatazz mother Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Marvelous Coral Idiot 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Charcoal heaven reading party fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: boyish shivering boistinker kitty A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: boyish shivering boistinker kitty OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: gay crawly boiling water dysfunction A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Marvelous Coral Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: vivacious corner cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: aggressive beady-eyed home dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Offensive chestnut piazza laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Dull Stage Background Story Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: irradiated plum main people lodge $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: territorial skinny woman trailer park can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: bateful grizzly house bbw Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: bateful grizzly house bbw Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Salmon indian lodge You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Crimson 180 Generalized Bond Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Mischievous green becky point Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Jet incel step-uncle's house damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: appetizing mildly autistic mad cow disease doctorate Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Pale Hateful Macaca Brethren Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Emerald geriatric hospital 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Talking patrolman Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: fuchsia french chef 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Hyperventilating goyim 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Stimulating rose faggotry meetinghouse 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Gaped crackhouse Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: appetizing mildly autistic mad cow disease doctorate 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Histrionic coffee pot faggot firefighter literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: fluffy cracking brunch indirect expression I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: territorial skinny woman trailer park so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Histrionic coffee pot faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: boyish shivering boistinker kitty 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: sick idea he suggested Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Peach electric school cafeteria how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: sick idea he suggested I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Peach electric school cafeteria 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: sick idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: mauve prole dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Angry spot sweet tailpipe Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Angry spot sweet tailpipe $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Iridescent Center $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Dull Stage Background Story I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530537) |