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aromatic fuchsia codepig center
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/10/17
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aromatic fuchsia codepig center
  06/10/17
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poppy half-breed
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Cerebral thirsty boiling water rehab
  06/11/17
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Misunderstood Indian Lodge Juggernaut
  12/16/17
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Sapphire Goyim
  09/17/20
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Heady Parlor
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
Heady Parlor
  06/10/17
sup
Racy Carnelian Ticket Booth Bbw
  10/02/17
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Heady Parlor
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Heady Parlor
  06/10/17
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Heady Parlor
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Heady Parlor
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Chrome Exhilarant Travel Guidebook
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
Cerebral thirsty boiling water rehab
  06/11/17
How dare you
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
Flesh ungodly theatre puppy
  10/26/20
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Heady Parlor
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Hideous Hell
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
Heady Parlor
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
Heady Parlor
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
Bright Crawly Stage
  01/19/20
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olive whorehouse
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
Chartreuse exciting black woman orchestra pit
  06/10/17
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Heady Parlor
  10/30/17
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
topaz useless brakes
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
topaz useless brakes
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
Heady Parlor
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/11/17
ty
Heady Parlor
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
at-the-ready boltzmann candlestick maker
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
Heady Parlor
  06/22/17
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olive whorehouse
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
flushed histrionic trump supporter locale
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Heady Parlor
  06/22/17
ty
flushed histrionic trump supporter locale
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
Heady Parlor
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Heady Parlor
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Heady Parlor
  12/14/17
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Primrose Hominid Filthpig
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/22/17
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
insanely creepy masturbator
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garnet theater love of her life
  04/30/18
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Heady Parlor
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
Heady Parlor
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
Talented peach corner
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
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Heady Parlor
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Heady Parlor
  10/19/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
Heady Parlor
  10/20/18
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Heady Parlor
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
Heady Parlor
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
adventurous sweet tailpipe
  09/24/19
A content machine.
Flesh ungodly theatre puppy
  09/24/19
amazing
insanely creepy masturbator
  09/25/19
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soul-stirring site people who are hurt
  09/25/19
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/31/19
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insanely creepy masturbator
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Bright Crawly Stage
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Bright Crawly Stage
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
insanely creepy masturbator
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
insanely creepy masturbator
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appetizing blathering degenerate
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/29/20
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insanely creepy masturbator
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/17/20
Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
very tactful trip box office
  09/17/20
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Heady Parlor
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
insanely creepy masturbator
  10/26/20
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wine swashbuckling affirmative action
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
Narrow-minded mischievous pervert french chef
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
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insanely creepy masturbator
  05/04/21
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
insanely creepy masturbator
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
insanely creepy masturbator
  08/25/21
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Lilac Stimulating Spot Jew
  01/14/25
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we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
insanely creepy masturbator
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
insanely creepy masturbator
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/29/21
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
Flesh ungodly theatre puppy
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
insanely creepy masturbator
  12/01/21
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Dull Garrison Queen Of The Night
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
insanely creepy masturbator
  12/12/21
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/08/22
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insanely creepy masturbator
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
garnet theater love of her life
  06/28/22
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olive whorehouse
  09/12/23
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  10/08/22
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vengeful khaki den
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
Sienna station haunted graveyard
  10/19/22
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
Bright Crawly Stage
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  10/24/22
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emerald irradiated prole step-uncle's house
  01/14/25
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  11/25/22
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vengeful khaki den
  12/06/22
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/25/22
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garnet theater love of her life
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
garnet theater love of her life
  06/12/23
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Bat-shit-crazy jade native
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/26/23
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
garnet theater love of her life
  09/03/23
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Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
garnet theater love of her life
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
garnet theater love of her life
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
garnet theater love of her life
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
garnet theater love of her life
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
garnet theater love of her life
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
garnet theater love of her life
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
garnet theater love of her life
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Heady Parlor
  11/30/23
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Dull Garrison Queen Of The Night
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
Sienna station haunted graveyard
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
garnet theater love of her life
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
insanely creepy masturbator
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
garnet theater love of her life
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
garnet theater love of her life
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
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Lilac Stimulating Spot Jew
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garnet theater love of her life
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
garnet theater love of her life
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/24/25
Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
garnet theater love of her life
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  09/02/25
Scared Straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Umber Volcanic Crater Temple
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
garnet theater love of her life
  01/19/26
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goy orbison
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26


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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: aromatic fuchsia codepig center



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: aromatic fuchsia codepig center



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: poppy half-breed



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Cerebral thirsty boiling water rehab



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Misunderstood Indian Lodge Juggernaut



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: Racy Carnelian Ticket Booth Bbw

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Heady Parlor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Heady Parlor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33522637)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Chrome Exhilarant Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Cerebral thirsty boiling water rehab

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Flesh ungodly theatre puppy

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Hideous Hell

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Bright Crawly Stage

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: olive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse exciting black woman orchestra pit

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: topaz useless brakes

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: topaz useless brakes

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready boltzmann candlestick maker

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Heady Parlor

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: olive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: flushed histrionic trump supporter locale

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Heady Parlor

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: flushed histrionic trump supporter locale

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Heady Parlor

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Heady Parlor

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Primrose Hominid Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Talented peach corner

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: Heady Parlor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: adventurous sweet tailpipe

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Flesh ungodly theatre puppy

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring site people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Bright Crawly Stage

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Bright Crawly Stage

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: appetizing blathering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: very tactful trip box office

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: Heady Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: wine swashbuckling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mischievous pervert french chef

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Lilac Stimulating Spot Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Flesh ungodly theatre puppy

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Dull Garrison Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: olive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: vengeful khaki den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45299235)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Sienna station haunted graveyard

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45355046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45355031)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Bright Crawly Stage

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: emerald irradiated prole step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551569)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: vengeful khaki den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45689672)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45704179)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy jade native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46417156)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: Heady Parlor

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Dull Garrison Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47118982)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Sienna station haunted graveyard

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy masturbator

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Lilac Stimulating Spot Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48556988)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Scared Straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater Temple

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: garnet theater love of her life

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679519)