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adventurous corner
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
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  06/10/17
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adventurous corner
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idiotic hissy fit ticket booth
  12/16/17
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snowy provocative ceo
  09/17/20
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/10/17
MOAR!
hideous parlor
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
hideous parlor
  06/10/17
sup
Impertinent center boiling water
  10/02/17
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hideous parlor
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/10/17
MOAR!
hideous parlor
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  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
clear fat ankles
  06/11/17
How dare you
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
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  10/26/20
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hideous parlor
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
tripping alpha
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
hideous parlor
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
hideous parlor
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university
  01/19/20
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Dun home degenerate
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
racy meetinghouse people who are hurt
  06/10/17
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hideous parlor
  10/30/17
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
disrespectful market idiot
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
disrespectful market idiot
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
hideous parlor
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/11/17
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hideous parlor
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Swashbuckling garnet potus
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The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
hideous parlor
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Dun home degenerate
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
irradiated stage french chef
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
hideous parlor
  06/22/17
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irradiated stage french chef
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
hideous parlor
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
hideous parlor
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hideous parlor
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underhanded bateful state pervert
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  12/22/17
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
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supple theatre death wish
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hideous parlor
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
hideous parlor
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
cyan floppy resort
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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hideous parlor
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hideous parlor
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
hideous parlor
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hideous parlor
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
hideous parlor
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  06/09/19
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
aphrodisiac fear-inspiring mood
  09/24/19
A content machine.
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  09/24/19
amazing
Fiercely-loyal jew
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Fiercely-loyal jew
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
Fiercely-loyal jew
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
offensive beady-eyed hell goyim
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hideous parlor
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Fiercely-loyal jew
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Crimson Boyish Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Ty for ur service
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Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Fiercely-loyal jew
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Fiercely-loyal jew
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
Fiercely-loyal jew
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Titillating Church Building
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we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Fiercely-loyal jew
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Fiercely-loyal jew
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
Twinkling bat-shit-crazy rehab mexican
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Fiercely-loyal jew
  12/01/21
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vivacious dilemma
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Fiercely-loyal jew
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Fiercely-loyal jew
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
supple theatre death wish
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Dun home degenerate
  09/12/23
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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hyperventilating sanctuary dragon
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
Hilarious organic girlfriend field
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university
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Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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at-the-ready gay cuck
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Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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hyperventilating sanctuary dragon
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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supple theatre death wish
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
supple theatre death wish
  06/12/23
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Fuchsia cumskin old irish cottage
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
supple theatre death wish
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passionate flesh dopamine knife
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
supple theatre death wish
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
supple theatre death wish
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¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
supple theatre death wish
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
supple theatre death wish
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
supple theatre death wish
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
supple theatre death wish
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
supple theatre death wish
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
hideous parlor
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vivacious dilemma
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
Hilarious organic girlfriend field
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George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
supple theatre death wish
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Fiercely-loyal jew
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
supple theatre death wish
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
supple theatre death wish
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Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Titillating Church Building
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supple theatre death wish
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
supple theatre death wish
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
supple theatre death wish
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Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
passionate flesh dopamine knife
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Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
supple theatre death wish
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incel adams
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
evan39
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: adventurous corner



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: adventurous corner



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: idiotic hissy fit ticket booth



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: hideous parlor

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: hideous parlor

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33520259)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: Impertinent center boiling water

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: hideous parlor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

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Trump the genius:

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Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

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Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: hideous parlor

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: clear fat ankles

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Twinkling bat-shit-crazy rehab mexican

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: tripping alpha

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: hideous parlor

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: hideous parlor

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Dun home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse people who are hurt

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: disrespectful market idiot

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: disrespectful market idiot

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: hideous parlor

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: hideous parlor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling garnet potus

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: hideous parlor

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Dun home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: irradiated stage french chef

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: hideous parlor

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: irradiated stage french chef

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: hideous parlor

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: hideous parlor

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: underhanded bateful state pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: hideous parlor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: cyan floppy resort

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: hideous parlor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: hideous parlor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fear-inspiring mood

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Twinkling bat-shit-crazy rehab mexican

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: flirting travel guidebook yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: bright idea he suggested trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: offensive beady-eyed hell goyim

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: hideous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Crimson Boyish Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: appetizing ruddy nursing home fortuitous meteor

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Titillating Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Twinkling bat-shit-crazy rehab mexican

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: vivacious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Dun home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: hyperventilating sanctuary dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Hilarious organic girlfriend field

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red filthpig university

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: at-the-ready gay cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551569)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: hyperventilating sanctuary dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Fuchsia cumskin old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: supple theatre death wish

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: supple theatre death wish

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: hideous parlor

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Hilarious organic girlfriend field

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jew

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: supple theatre death wish

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Titillating Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: passionate flesh dopamine knife

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: supple theatre death wish

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: incel adams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: evan39

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2]#49687964)