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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Tantric roast beef regret
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
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  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Tantric roast beef regret
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Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
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you forgot the WOC paralegal
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
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Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Tantric roast beef regret
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Dashing violent base
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
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180!
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Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Tantric roast beef regret
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Wine public bath
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Tantric roast beef regret
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What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
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To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Tantric roast beef regret
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How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
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To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Tantric roast beef regret
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
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Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Tantric roast beef regret
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I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
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Laughsome hospital
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How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
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I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
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The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Laughsome hospital
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180
Jet-lagged antidepressant drug lettuce
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180. I love forklift cases
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  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
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just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
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My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
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Laughsome hospital
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
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Shalom.
Laughsome hospital
  05/01/26
congrats!
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  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Jet-lagged antidepressant drug lettuce
  05/01/26
180
Laughsome hospital
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Tantric roast beef regret
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Laughsome hospital
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Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
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Okay, I lol’d
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bistre stimulating site

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: bistre stimulating site

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Confused address



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dashing violent base

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: stubborn mad-dog skullcap ceo

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: titillating filthy theater skinny woman

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:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Dashing violent base

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: titillating filthy theater skinny woman

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Confused address

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Wine public bath

What happened to the pallets?

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Black Anal Indian Lodge Bbw

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Black Anal Indian Lodge Bbw

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Abusive Center National Security Agency

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Black Anal Indian Lodge Bbw

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Abusive Center National Security Agency

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Black Anal Indian Lodge Bbw

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged antidepressant drug lettuce

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Confused address

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Stead Idiot

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Vigorous Stead Idiot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: aromatic slippery halford casino

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Black Anal Indian Lodge Bbw

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy poppy toilet seat

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: stubborn mad-dog skullcap ceo

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged antidepressant drug lettuce

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Tantric roast beef regret

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy poppy toilet seat

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: titillating filthy theater skinny woman



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