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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: electric lodge idiot It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Irradiated flickering jewess mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: drunken fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: ruddy stirring place of business stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: vigorous sienna generalized bond did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Cracking community account "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: territorial beady-eyed son of senegal (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: thriller cordovan pit "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: olive aromatic chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Diverse toaster giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: crimson parlor (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: electric lodge idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Unholy Deep Travel Guidebook Trailer Park who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: electric lodge idiot Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Unholy Deep Travel Guidebook Trailer Park whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: electric lodge idiot CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Crusty National Security Agency Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: razzle buff milk 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: brilliant casino "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Crusty National Security Agency Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: claret slippery azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: mind-boggling scarlet step-uncle's house internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#49414142) |