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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Unhinged Fanboi
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Unhinged Fanboi
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
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self-centered ocher private investor
  04/29/26
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Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/29/26
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Drab fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse
  04/29/26
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startled bipolar dilemma ape
  04/29/26
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
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Gaped crusty library boiling water
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Black Slimy Incel
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Black Slimy Incel
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
startled bipolar dilemma ape
  05/02/26
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Drab fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/29/26
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  04/29/26
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Laughsome underhanded windowlicker
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Mauve ladyboy cruise ship
  04/29/26
180!
startled bipolar dilemma ape
  04/29/26
hell yeah
self-centered ocher private investor
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
provocative vermilion range
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Saffron Metal Point
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Saffron Metal Point
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
wonderful market round eye
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Saffron Metal Point
  05/01/26
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
wonderful market round eye
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Saffron Metal Point
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
180
Laughsome underhanded windowlicker
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
self-centered ocher private investor
  05/01/26
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bistre disrespectful office
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
at-the-ready fat ankles partner
  04/30/26
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at-the-ready fat ankles partner
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
180 elite main people
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Saffron Metal Point
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
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Saffron Metal Point
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
congrats!
Black Slimy Incel
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Laughsome underhanded windowlicker
  05/01/26
180
Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Ruddy bossy principal's office background story
  05/01/26
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Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage
  05/01/26
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startled bipolar dilemma ape
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Unhinged Fanboi

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Unhinged Fanboi

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: self-centered ocher private investor



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Drab fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: startled bipolar dilemma ape



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Gaped crusty library boiling water



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Black Slimy Incel



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Black Slimy Incel

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: startled bipolar dilemma ape

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Drab fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Laughsome underhanded windowlicker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Mauve ladyboy cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: startled bipolar dilemma ape

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: self-centered ocher private investor

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: provocative vermilion range

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Saffron Metal Point

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Saffron Metal Point

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: wonderful market round eye

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Saffron Metal Point

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: wonderful market round eye

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Saffron Metal Point

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Laughsome underhanded windowlicker

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: self-centered ocher private investor

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: bistre disrespectful office



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready fat ankles partner

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready fat ankles partner



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: 180 elite main people

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Saffron Metal Point

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Saffron Metal Point



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac people who are hurt

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Black Slimy Incel

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Laughsome underhanded windowlicker

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy principal's office background story

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac people who are hurt

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Marvelous big-titted hunting ground menage

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: startled bipolar dilemma ape



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