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Trump got bent over and raped by Iran, gave them more money than Obama
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:31 AM Author: Microsoft Execution Containers Iran’s Mehr news agency publishes the purported text of the draft agreement with Trump. It will keep the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian control, will promise Iran $300 billion in reconstruction money in addition to an immediate cash transfer of $24 billion, a suspension of sanctions and the withdrawal of U.S. forces from the Middle East. Also, a commitment not to bother Iran again about its missiles and proxies, and restraining Israel in Lebanon. The U.S. gets in exchange a pinky promise to respect the NPT.
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: There's no discharge in the war (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933100) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:34 AM Author: AZNgirl Covered in Lox Schmear for Lindsay Graham haha Iran is 180, I wld love to be bent over and rammed by a gorgeous alpha Persian IRGC member (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933101) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:16 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface So, you're saying you wish you were trump right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933149) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:37 AM Author: AZNgirl Covered in Lox Schmear for Lindsay Graham lol the full thing is even more lolzy, this is complete surrender by orange retard
Iran’s Mehr news agency publishes the purported text of the draft agreement with Trump. It will keep the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian control, will promise Iran $300 billion in reconstruction money in addition to an immediate cash transfer of $24 billion, a suspension of sanctions and the withdrawal of U.S. forces from the Middle East. Also, a commitment not to bother Iran again about its missiles and proxies, and restraining Israel in Lebanon. The U.S. gets in exchange a pinky promise to respect the NPT. Let’s see what happens in coming days. Link: https://mehrnews.com/news/6857718 Full text:
A permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon. A U.S. commitment not to interfere in Iran’s internal affairs and to respect the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days. A U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from areas surrounding Iran. Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under arrangements determined by Iran. Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products, and related derivatives, along with full Iranian access to the resulting financial revenues. The United States and its allies would be required to present reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least $300 billion. A 60-day negotiation period aimed at reaching a final agreement covering nuclear issues and the complete removal of U.S. primary and secondary sanctions, as well as the repeal of relevant resolutions of the UN Security Council and the IAEA Board of Governors. Reaffirmation by Iran of its commitment under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) not to produce nuclear weapons. During the negotiation period, the United States would commit not to deploy additional forces to the region and not to impose any new sanctions. The release of $24 billion in frozen Iranian assets during the 60-day final negotiation period. Half of this amount must be made available to Iran before negotiations begin. Establishment of a monitoring mechanism to oversee implementation of the agreement. The final agreement would be approved through a UN Security Council resolution. Final negotiations would not begin before the release of half of Iran’s frozen assets, the suspension of oil sanctions, and the lifting of the naval blockade. The final agreement would focus exclusively on the future of enriched nuclear material and uranium enrichment, sanctions relief, and a program for rebuilding Iran’s economy. Discussion of Iran’s missile program and its support for resistance groups would be definitively excluded from the agenda.
As stated by the Foreign Ministry spokesperson, this text still requires review and final approval by the relevant authorities in Iran. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:05 AM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime there is no chance that the SOH is going to be under Iranian control after this war as part of a cessation. this is fake news. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933124) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:06 AM Author: AZNgirl Covered in Lox Schmear for Lindsay Graham trumpkins are really so furking retarded they think there's an alt to SOH being under gorgeous perssian control. they won, they control it, nothing u can do u lil bitch u faggot benchod trannie army cannot do anything. gorgeous persian cock won, u are a bent over bitch crying theirs cum on ur ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933129) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:23 AM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime Your drunk tommy, its time to go to bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933163) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: ..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,..., Posters are desperate to believe anything pro Iran they can find on Twitter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933156) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:23 AM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime But "mehr news agency" is reporting it!
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:24 AM Author: '''''''""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933166) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Cool friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933372) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions "a suspension of sanctions and the withdrawal of U.S. forces from the Middle East"
No matter how often I see it, it continues to boggle my mind that there's a significant population of people stupid and credulous enough to believe shit like this without even doing a Google search to see if anyone else reported on it. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:08 AM Author: '''''''""'' Looks like Trump did most of the raping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933131) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:09 AM Author: AZNgirl Covered in Lox Schmear for Lindsay Graham of himself, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933133) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:19 AM Author: '''''''""'' ?
How’s irans military doing? |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 9:13 AM Author: AZNgirl Covered in Lox Schmear for Lindsay Graham they are the regional hegemon now, US bases all destroyed. seems doing pretty well, kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933269) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:11 AM Author: Trust If Aryan Never not turtleback bottom bitch
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:22 AM Author: Judas Jones Kushner gets the rebuild Iran contract so it's a win-win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933158) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933207) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: "'''''"'''"""''''" op doesn’t understand how 4D chess works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933242) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) yeah, he doesn't trust Trump's "Eat the Pieces" masterplan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933255) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Ah, the brilliant opening move of "I can't be defeated if you can't make any moves!" A true classic that can only be outmaneuvered by beating the other player to death with the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873425&forum_id=2]#49933394) |