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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
razzle electric furnace native
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razzle electric furnace native
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razzle electric furnace native
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
apoplectic field
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Passionate Aquamarine Church Macaca
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Green ladyboy weed whacker
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
180 International Law Enforcement Agency New Version
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Green ladyboy weed whacker
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
onyx irate wrinkle masturbator
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
impertinent parlour sound barrier
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
razzle electric furnace native
  10/10/12
tyft
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180
Sadistic state background story
  10/10/12
awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
curious heaven idiot
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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  10/29/12
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: razzle electric furnace native

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: razzle electric furnace native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: razzle electric furnace native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: apoplectic field

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Pale theater personal credit line

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Passionate Aquamarine Church Macaca

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Green ladyboy weed whacker

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: 180 International Law Enforcement Agency New Version

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Green ladyboy weed whacker

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: onyx irate wrinkle masturbator

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: impertinent parlour sound barrier

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: razzle electric furnace native

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke stock car party of the first part

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Sadistic state background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous station azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: curious heaven idiot

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: copper thriller abode ratface

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Brindle Gaped Gas Station Milk

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Cerise goyim

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: insane vibrant plaza gunner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: sooty cuck market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained))



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