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what is it about ponytails that shitlawyers love so much?

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Bistre beady-eyed marketing idea
  12/05/22
It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and c...
Arrogant dashing scourge upon the earth hall
  12/05/22
how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?
Twinkling Aphrodisiac Becky
  12/05/22
It’s like how special forces guys have beards just bec...
Narrow-minded Striped Hyena Tanning Salon
  12/05/22
i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking...
Green office
  12/05/22
I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spe...
Bateful university
  12/05/22
Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their grea...
Sienna swashbuckling station potus
  12/05/22
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Razzle aquamarine old irish cottage brunch
  12/05/22
Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms o...
Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle
  10/25/25
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outnumbered range
  10/25/25
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Translucent bossy giraffe
  10/25/25
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low-t home
  10/25/25
you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily you...
mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza
  10/25/25
Shut up fag.
Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle
  10/25/25
No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I ...
mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza
  10/25/25
Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.
Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle
  10/25/25
I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see...
mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza
  10/25/25
Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a com...
Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle
  10/25/25
you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone does...
mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza
  10/25/25
Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who ...
Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle
  10/25/25
It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your...
mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza
  10/25/25
Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and ge...
Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle
  10/25/25
You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family o...
mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza
  10/25/25
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i gave my cousin head
  11/04/25


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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Bistre beady-eyed marketing idea



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Arrogant dashing scourge upon the earth hall

It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and coke as payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#45589298)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Twinkling Aphrodisiac Becky

how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#45589311)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Striped Hyena Tanning Salon

It’s like how special forces guys have beards just because they can. shitlawyers have ponytails just to flex on biglawyers and other corpos who could never get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#45589362)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Green office

i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking like a hippy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#45589596)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Bateful university

I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spent a lot of time in the US Virgin Islands. Every fucking guy who made enough to retire there grew a ponytail. Most of them were pretty much bald but grew out what little hair they could to make an attempt at a ponytail. It was their pathetic attempt at (ironically) letting their hair down after being in the working world for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#45589391)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Sienna swashbuckling station potus

Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their greasy clutch of shitigation tricks there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#45589562)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle aquamarine old irish cottage brunch



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle

Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms of the prison time my clients will get and how bad the facts are). Inshallah the ponytail will save us



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49373944)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: outnumbered range



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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Translucent bossy giraffe



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: low-t home



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza

you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily your clients are probably brown trash who belong in prison for a long time so at least they will get the max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374290)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle

Shut up fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374323)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza

No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I can't be certain, your nigger clients probably belong in jail for a long time. Thus society will be benefited by a loser failawyer like you getting shitpumped in court so they rot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374326)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle

Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374337)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza

I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see my username you stupid shitlawyer loser? I hate kikes and Israel. You're just a dumbfuck and a loser and a bad lawyer. You know what i'm saying is true that's why you're so mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374339)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle

Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a combative anonymous internet loser online right now, but no doubt you must be extremely handsome, smart, witty, loved by many friends and great at law and business irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374367)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza

you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone doesn't just suck your tiny little turdprick. I'm sorry it hurts to be reminded that you're dumb, went to shit schools, failed the bar multiple times and have a shitty job that you're bad at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374370)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle

Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who starts insulting me unprovoked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374373)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza

It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your nigger clients enjoy prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374378)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Silver Cowardly Headpube Wrinkle

Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374380)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot coffee pot piazza

You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family out of white lands you retarded brown subhuman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49374406)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2]#49401950)