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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
tell me
bateful chad
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
violent shimmering idea he suggested karate
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
hyperactive field
  12/28/13
fucking lol
rose casino
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180 Generalized Bond Double Fault
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  01/19/16
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galvanic windowlicker address
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cordovan ticket booth
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twinkling locus
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zombie-like orchestra pit
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angry location pistol
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Mustard histrionic theatre
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Ebony vigorous hissy fit
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lime home multi-billionaire
  08/12/25
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Mustard histrionic theatre
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
zippy doobsian church
  08/14/13
lmao
bateful chad
  05/12/15
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Razzmatazz useless brakes
  12/11/24
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angry location pistol
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Aromatic self-centered cruise ship incel
  08/14/13
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Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Bearded Lemon Corn Cake
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
rofl
bateful chad
  08/14/13
180
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
rofl
jet startling school
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Territorial Grizzly Philosopher-king Space
  08/14/13
lol
scarlet potus dingle berry
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Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate
  08/14/13
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galvanic windowlicker address
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well-lubricated crimson hell
  03/24/21
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mint up-to-no-good heaven mad-dog skullcap
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Ebony vigorous hissy fit
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Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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Abusive violet resort dopamine
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Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
zippy doobsian church
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
  08/14/13
best of thread
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
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sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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angry location pistol
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
angry location pistol
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Adventurous gay sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
zippy doobsian church
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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bateful chad
  08/14/13
180
Saffron electric clown parlor
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Painfully honest cuckoldry gas station
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Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate
  08/15/13
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aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/17/13
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rose casino
  01/19/16
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cordovan ticket booth
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
alcoholic fanboi haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lol
Pea-brained onyx hospital roommate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
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sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
crystalline blathering sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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snowy cuck
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
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fishy rehab
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
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Confused Seedy Reading Party Roast Beef
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Confused Seedy Reading Party Roast Beef
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well-lubricated crimson hell
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
aggressive pearly coffee pot temple
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Bearded Lemon Corn Cake
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Bearded Lemon Corn Cake
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
flickering iridescent principal's office
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Olive den nowag
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
aggressive pearly coffee pot temple
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
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magical deer antler office
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Disturbing dark place of business gunner
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
whatever
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Obsidian Sadistic Nursing Home
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
lol
Saffron electric clown parlor
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
180
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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Hateful spectacular round eye business firm
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Tripping citrine jap prole
  08/14/13
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Tripping citrine jap prole
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
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mildly autistic slate cumskin international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Saffron electric clown parlor
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
underhanded organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
free-loading garnet idiot
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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arrogant sepia crotch
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
lmao
Abusive violet resort dopamine
  08/14/13
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magical deer antler office
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Maniacal Heady House Faggot Firefighter
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Pink Irradiated Police Squad
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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Tripping citrine jap prole
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Pics?
narrow-minded indecent striped hyena
  08/14/13
link?
Razzmatazz useless brakes
  08/17/13
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bateful chad
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
titillating bull headed piazza
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Impertinent Orange Church Building
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
razzle son of senegal
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
racy soggy native
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
racy soggy native
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
racy soggy native
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Wine Stirring Crackhouse
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
big stock car set
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
racy soggy native
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Soul-stirring insane property famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Underrated
arrogant sepia crotch
  08/15/13
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galvanic windowlicker address
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
big stock car set
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Soul-stirring insane property famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Slimy really tough guy
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
arousing chest-beating ape
  08/14/13
lol
scarlet potus dingle berry
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
arousing chest-beating ape
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
scarlet potus dingle berry
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
arousing chest-beating ape
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
big stock car set
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Pearl area lettuce
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
aggressive pearly coffee pot temple
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Azure Range Weed Whacker
  08/14/13
180
ruddy center
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
scarlet potus dingle berry
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
scarlet potus dingle berry
  08/14/13
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yapping school cafeteria hairy legs
  08/14/13
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Learning Disabled Theater Stage Cuckold
  08/14/13
180
racy soggy native
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring insane property famous landscape painting
  08/15/13
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razzle son of senegal
  08/17/13
...
fuchsia crawly box office
  09/11/13
Lmao
chartreuse juggernaut public bath
  06/07/17
...
Ebony vigorous hissy fit
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Offensive Comical Tanning Salon Ratface
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
yapping school cafeteria hairy legs
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
flatulent stage boltzmann
  08/14/13
lol
racy soggy native
  08/14/13
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twisted hall voyeur
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Concupiscible kink-friendly milk
  08/14/13
180
motley nudist blood rage circlehead
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
henna wild ceo
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
coral balding factory reset button
  08/17/13
poignant
Ultramarine charismatic spot shitlib
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
emerald stag film tank
  08/17/13
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yapping school cafeteria hairy legs
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
fuchsia crawly box office
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Confused Seedy Reading Party Roast Beef
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Slimy really tough guy
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
hyperactive field
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
hairless black garrison fat ankles
  12/28/13
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Tantric abode
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Charcoal lascivious goal in life pisswyrm
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
marvelous corner
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Copper talented state main people
  03/10/14
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rose casino
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
crystalline blathering sneaky criminal
  05/12/15
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glittery lake codepig wrinkle
  01/19/16
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Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate
  10/25/17
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Razzmatazz useless brakes
  11/29/15
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Razzmatazz useless brakes
  12/23/15
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rose casino
  01/05/16
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Razzmatazz useless brakes
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Milky senate
  06/07/17
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glittery lake codepig wrinkle
  09/22/17
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aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Deep menage half-breed
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Boyish national
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Deep menage half-breed
  07/18/18
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well-lubricated crimson hell
  04/30/19
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Razzmatazz useless brakes
  06/21/20
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Razzmatazz useless brakes
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unholy chapel
  07/11/20
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well-lubricated crimson hell
  12/16/21
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well-lubricated crimson hell
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: bateful chad

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: violent shimmering idea he suggested karate

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: hyperactive field

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: rose casino

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#27872815)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond Double Fault



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: white domesticated locale fortuitous meteor

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: galvanic windowlicker address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: cordovan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: twinkling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Peach associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good heaven mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: angry location pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mustard histrionic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: lime home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Mustard histrionic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: zippy doobsian church

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: bateful chad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: angry location pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Aromatic self-centered cruise ship incel

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bearded Lemon Corn Cake

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: bateful chad

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: jet startling school

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Territorial Grizzly Philosopher-king Space

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: scarlet potus dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic windowlicker address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated crimson hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good heaven mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: zippy doobsian church

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: angry location pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: angry location pistol

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Adventurous gay sanctuary

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: zippy doobsian church

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: alcoholic fanboi haunted graveyard

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: bateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Saffron electric clown parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: rose casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: cordovan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: alcoholic fanboi haunted graveyard

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained onyx hospital roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: crystalline blathering sneaky criminal

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: snowy cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: fishy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Confused Seedy Reading Party Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Confused Seedy Reading Party Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated crimson hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: aggressive pearly coffee pot temple

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Bearded Lemon Corn Cake

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Bearded Lemon Corn Cake

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: flickering iridescent principal's office

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Olive den nowag

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: aggressive pearly coffee pot temple

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: magical deer antler office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Disturbing dark place of business gunner

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Sadistic Nursing Home

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Saffron electric clown parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Hateful spectacular round eye business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Vivacious mewling dilemma keepsake machete

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Tripping citrine jap prole

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Tripping citrine jap prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic slate cumskin international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Saffron electric clown parlor

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: underhanded organic girlfriend

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: free-loading garnet idiot

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: arrogant sepia crotch

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Abusive violet resort dopamine

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: magical deer antler office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Maniacal Heady House Faggot Firefighter

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Pink Irradiated Police Squad

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Tripping citrine jap prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: narrow-minded indecent striped hyena

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: bateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: titillating bull headed piazza

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Impertinent Orange Church Building

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: razzle son of senegal

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: racy soggy native

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: racy soggy native

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: racy soggy native

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Wine Stirring Crackhouse

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: big stock car set

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: racy soggy native

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insane property famous landscape painting

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: arrogant sepia crotch

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: galvanic windowlicker address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: big stock car set

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insane property famous landscape painting

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Slimy really tough guy

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: sable mind-boggling station candlestick maker

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: arousing chest-beating ape

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: scarlet potus dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: arousing chest-beating ape

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: scarlet potus dingle berry

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: arousing chest-beating ape

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: big stock car set

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Pearl area lettuce

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: aggressive pearly coffee pot temple

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Azure Range Weed Whacker

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: ruddy center

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: scarlet potus dingle berry

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: scarlet potus dingle berry

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: yapping school cafeteria hairy legs



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Theater Stage Cuckold



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: racy soggy native

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insane property famous landscape painting



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: razzle son of senegal



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: fuchsia crawly box office



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: chartreuse juggernaut public bath

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous hissy fit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Offensive Comical Tanning Salon Ratface

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: yapping school cafeteria hairy legs

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: flatulent stage boltzmann

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: racy soggy native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: twisted hall voyeur



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible kink-friendly milk

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: motley nudist blood rage circlehead

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: henna wild ceo

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: coral balding factory reset button

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine charismatic spot shitlib

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: emerald stag film tank

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: yapping school cafeteria hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: fuchsia crawly box office

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Confused Seedy Reading Party Roast Beef

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Slimy really tough guy

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: hyperactive field

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: hairless black garrison fat ankles

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Tantric abode



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Charcoal lascivious goal in life pisswyrm

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: marvelous corner

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Copper talented state main people

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: rose casino



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: crystalline blathering sneaky criminal

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: glittery lake codepig wrinkle



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carmine disrespectful forum doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: rose casino



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Milky senate

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: glittery lake codepig wrinkle



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: aquamarine filthy dragon coldplay fan



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Deep menage half-breed

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Boyish national

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Deep menage half-breed

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2]#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated crimson hell



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: unholy chapel



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated crimson hell



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated crimson hell



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