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How the fuck are you not in utter fear of getting pancreatic cancer pwned??!

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you ha...
vigorous boltzmann filthpig
  07/25/21
What can you do to avoid it
Trip aqua business firm
  07/25/21
get the shot
Opaque faggotry
  07/25/21
Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two...
racy fantasy-prone coffee pot associate
  07/25/21
...
beady-eyed cowardly really tough guy doctorate
  07/25/21
Ok now what?
Pearly Curious Resort Background Story
  07/25/21
fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother...
vigorous boltzmann filthpig
  07/25/21
I'm not afraid to die.
silver sandwich
  07/25/21
don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!
Provocative Sound Barrier
  07/25/21
i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic ca...
Razzle-dazzle chocolate stead
  07/25/21
Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant
silver sandwich
  07/25/21
same, it is 180. I use the "plus" version which...
Provocative Sound Barrier
  07/25/21
I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immun...
Mind-boggling impertinent pocket flask
  09/14/21
RIP Norm
vigorous boltzmann filthpig
  09/14/21
Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm
Scarlet mood tanning salon
  09/14/21
Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.
Disrespectful Library
  09/14/21
this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you...
topaz exhilarant quadroon locus
  09/14/21
Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?
180 Nursing Home
  09/14/21
no
topaz exhilarant quadroon locus
  09/14/21
...
A very JCM Christmas
  12/23/25
I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there
Translucent Vivacious Parlour Water Buffalo
  09/14/21
Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas ...
Magical Theater
  09/14/21
booze too
Rambunctious stage coldplay fan
  09/14/21
Yes
Magical Theater
  09/14/21
:(
UN peacekeeper
  12/23/25
I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. C...
n-word scissorhands
  12/23/25
Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25
Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what ar...
Miss Anthropy
  12/23/25


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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous boltzmann filthpig

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you have 8 months to live (and not good ones at that). Wtf! How are you going about life as if this won't get you!??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838706)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Trip aqua business firm

What can you do to avoid it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838707)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Opaque faggotry

get the shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838744)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: racy fantasy-prone coffee pot associate

Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two masks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838716)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed cowardly really tough guy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838719)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Pearly Curious Resort Background Story

Ok now what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838723)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: vigorous boltzmann filthpig

fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838735)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:39 PM
Author: silver sandwich

I'm not afraid to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838746)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Provocative Sound Barrier

don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838776)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chocolate stead

i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic cancer injections.

and not a single bit of pancreatic cancer since i started. best money ive ever spent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838789)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: silver sandwich

Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838795)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: Provocative Sound Barrier

same, it is 180.

I use the "plus" version which costs me 3x but def worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#42838815)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling impertinent pocket flask

I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117222)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: vigorous boltzmann filthpig

RIP Norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43116798)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Scarlet mood tanning salon

Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43116803)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful Library

Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117204)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant quadroon locus

this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you want to know that you have a terminal illness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117211)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: 180 Nursing Home

Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117218)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant quadroon locus

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117231)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: A very JCM Christmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#49535333)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Translucent Vivacious Parlour Water Buffalo

I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117216)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Magical Theater

Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas by not eating a carb heavy and sugar including fructose heavy diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117221)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious stage coldplay fan

booze too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117229)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Magical Theater

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#43117237)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#49535328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: n-word scissorhands

I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. Could killself with a totally clear conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#49535332)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#49535336)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy

Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what are you going to do? Just live healthy and take care of yourself and try not to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2]#49535342)