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Doug Flutie, who is 5'10", towering over Dave Portnoy

https://x.com/qpe/status/2019194703858790706
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
portnoy is legit 5'1" ish i'm not exaggerating
Wild whorehouse dingle berry
  02/05/26
look how he runs https://x.com/DschlopesIsBack/status/201...
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
i talk a lot about how the removal of malthusian pressures h...
Wild whorehouse dingle berry
  02/05/26
i don't understand how this kike isn't mocked out of the pub...
nighttime karate university
  02/05/26
i mean i'm not at all convinced that his "companies&quo...
Wild whorehouse dingle berry
  02/05/26
so much of jewish success is just endless propping up by oth...
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
Exactly. WTF is "Barstool Sports", lol. He obv...
Umber Boistinker
  02/05/26
...
Wild whorehouse dingle berry
  02/05/26
He sold Barstool to an online sportsbook and they basically ...
mahogany mentally impaired spot
  02/05/26
...
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
Somehow his joy at the end is the worst part of that clip.
big-titted nofapping lodge rigor
  02/06/26
hail Flutie, hail our people
stirring ape
  02/05/26
I dont understand how he convinced so many frat bros to foll...
blathering abusive meetinghouse
  02/05/26
My recollection is there was a phase where their main driver...
Aquamarine shaky dilemma
  02/06/26
Hey fuck that little Jew or whatever. But seriously, what is...
carnelian glittery sanctuary
  02/05/26
is this a serious question?
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
I'm about 5'7.5" barefoot. Mystery meat whitish present...
carnelian glittery sanctuary
  02/05/26
Not true you didn’t.
garnet indian lodge
  02/05/26
Didn't what? Fuck 100+ white bitches? MF it would have be...
carnelian glittery sanctuary
  02/05/26
tl;dr
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
GTFO of USA foreigner scum. I'm with you on the genocide ...
carnelian glittery sanctuary
  02/05/26
sorry can't hear a thing from down there
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
Do you think for 1 fucking millisecond you would be on your ...
carnelian glittery sanctuary
  02/05/26
Wha? Huh? Yes I'm on my feet the connection is bad
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
I didn't know about this height obsession until I started po...
Sticky point wagecucks
  02/05/26
Whether this is or not, I believe it is because it makes the...
odious codepig
  02/05/26
To be fair, "I have a brilliant white brain in a bas...
Clear razzle-dazzle gaming laptop
  02/06/26
...
Pontificating newt office
  02/06/26
imagine catching this goblin poisoning the village well
Bateful brethren rigpig
  02/05/26
Height is 100000% preferable to portnoy money. Height is the...
garnet indian lodge
  02/05/26
Because portney would give every penny he has to not be a li...
nighttime karate university
  02/05/26
...
cyan high-end theater prole
  02/06/26
That picture is obviously fake. Portnoy is a Jock.
cyan high-end theater prole
  02/05/26
https://x.com/grok/status/2019288910174605586
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
He normally stands on his tip toes in photos https://www....
Coral laughsome abode nibblets
  02/05/26
it must be tiring to constantly be thinking about that shit
Titillating Orchid Ticket Booth
  02/05/26
the one with the midget is 180
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Burgundy area legend
  02/06/26
Jews who sound like he does confuse me. Him and Michael Rapa...
lemon really tough guy den
  02/05/26
doug flutie is more like 5'8"
vermilion business firm
  02/05/26
TDNW-free thread
Pontificating newt office
  02/05/26
Flutie is 5'9, not 5'10. Just sayin' haha.
hilarious plum hospital
  02/05/26
I never even thought he was "billed" at 5'10
Copper Keepsake Machete
  02/05/26
This is why barefoot height is an important metric. Athletes...
hilarious plum hospital
  02/06/26
There are internet posters like this too. I just assume they...
Copper Keepsake Machete
  02/06/26
At Flutie’s age he’s lost at least an inch maybe...
Soul-stirring overrated tattoo
  02/05/26
holy fuck
razzle stage boiling water
  02/05/26
Check out Flutie's knuckles and fingers. They must have all...
Buff pozpig lay
  02/05/26
So Flutie supports the Pats despite having his best years in...
zippy slate native half-breed
  02/05/26
Everyone is sick of the fucking Bills.
cyan high-end theater prole
  02/05/26
Fuck the Pats.
zippy slate native half-breed
  02/05/26
His best years were in Canada. The real question is whether ...
spectacular travel guidebook
  02/05/26
Is this guy literally a Jew who somehow made gambling legal ...
Copper Keepsake Machete
  02/05/26
He’s going to be a hairy hobbit of an old man
bearded massive sweet tailpipe antidepressant drug
  02/05/26
Whoa. Wtf.
Infuriating Locus
  02/05/26
No exaggeration looks like two homeless alcoholics
Filthy ivory party of the first part stead
  02/06/26


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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

https://x.com/qpe/status/2019194703858790706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649078)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Wild whorehouse dingle berry

portnoy is legit 5'1" ish

i'm not exaggerating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649087)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

look how he runs

https://x.com/DschlopesIsBack/status/2018909051275390981

these kikes are subhuman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649097)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Wild whorehouse dingle berry

i talk a lot about how the removal of malthusian pressures has resulted in the existence of billions of "humans" who would have otherwise never existed at all because they are so genetically malfunctioning and defective

portnoy is a prime example of one of these people. he's not even intelligent like many jews. he's bad at literally everything except psychopathically scamming, which would have gotten him summarily killed before the modern era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649105)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: nighttime karate university

i don't understand how this kike isn't mocked out of the public square. why is he allowed to have any reach?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5rwRm0sWX8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649110)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Wild whorehouse dingle berry

i mean i'm not at all convinced that his "companies" are actually profitable, or that anyone actually watches/participates in "barstool sports" (i don't even know wtf it is)

i think it's just yet another astroturfed jewish fraud operation. very similar to bari weiss's "podcast" and "blog" and "magazine" or whatever that she used to have before CBS. nobody read or listened to any of that stuff. really, like actually no one. but it still got fraudulently propped up and inflated by the rest of the jewish mafia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649134)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

so much of jewish success is just endless propping up by other jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649166)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Umber Boistinker

Exactly. WTF is "Barstool Sports", lol.

He obviously pays the NY Post to run stories about him (and he's not the only one doing that) and somehow maybe makes it back on Youtube views or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649171)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Wild whorehouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649256)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired spot

He sold Barstool to an online sportsbook and they basically gave it back to him, pretty shrewd tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649865)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649117)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: big-titted nofapping lodge rigor

Somehow his joy at the end is the worst part of that clip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650380)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: stirring ape

hail Flutie, hail our people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649089)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: blathering abusive meetinghouse

I dont understand how he convinced so many frat bros to follow him. jewish magic indeed...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649106)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Aquamarine shaky dilemma

My recollection is there was a phase where their main driver of traffic and relevance was a quick, keen eye for hot college girls’ posts on social media and ability to aggregate and boost their own content via online allies. It helped that this was concurrent with the major shift away from professionally produced porn toward amateur content. Millennials were so weirdly obsessed with the idea that the internet meant that anyone could be famous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650623)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: carnelian glittery sanctuary

Hey fuck that little Jew or whatever. But seriously, what is this fucking obsession the young dorks have with being taller that someone? It must be because they have grown up online playing video games and live in a fantasy world. I don't get it. So what. He is a Jew who made millions doing Jew fraud shit. Who cares if you are taller than him in real life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649126)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

is this a serious question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649164)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: carnelian glittery sanctuary

I'm about 5'7.5" barefoot. Mystery meat whitish presenting in this fucking menudo in modern day USA. But with pure Deep South slave genetics on my mother's side.

I literally fucked 100+ white girls mostly for sport before getting married in my early 40's (was with her since about 38 so the 100+ I have fucked was before that).

I have Slave athleticism. Do I wish I were 6'? Sure, I probably would have played pro sports. If I hadn't grown up in a two bit rural area in the Deep South and been exposed to wrestling or soccer, I probably could have done those sports at the very highest level with my body.

But if one of these goofy, non athletic MF'ers think they are going to 'mog' me, I will straight chimp out upside your head. I've been a half breed long before it was acceptable and grew up hard. Way different than some athletic "presenting" geek Jew 5'7" twink like CSLG. I could fucking press 225 21 times at 16. And I didn't even fucking workout with "weights" or any of that fag shit people think makes you hard. I grew up hauling pulpwood in the heat, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649292)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: garnet indian lodge

Not true you didn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649302)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: carnelian glittery sanctuary

Didn't what? Fuck 100+ white bitches?

MF it would have been 300 if I didn't have a white brain in a Nig body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649307)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649306)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian glittery sanctuary

GTFO of USA foreigner scum.

I'm with you on the genocide in Gaza tho. We can be bros on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649312)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

sorry can't hear a thing from down there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649355)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: carnelian glittery sanctuary

Do you think for 1 fucking millisecond you would be on your feet if you popped off to me IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649362)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

Wha? Huh? Yes I'm on my feet the connection is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649364)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Sticky point wagecucks

I didn't know about this height obsession until I started poasting here. I don't recall it at all in highschool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649484)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: odious codepig

Whether this is or not, I believe it is because it makes the world good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649530)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:02 AM
Author: Clear razzle-dazzle gaming laptop

To be fair,

"I have a brilliant white brain in a based super athletic mulatto body (honestly I could have gone pro seriously guys no really I'm serious about that), oh also btw I used to sportfuck tons of women before I got married to my awesome wife who I love, so I can't w-- wait sorry, I forget, what were we talking about again?"

Lmao just shut the fuck up you lame stupid faggot. You're a 45 year old blown out nigger bragging about gay bullshit to total strangers on a dying message board. Just stop, this thread is about how we need to exterminate all short Jews (which is an important topic) and not about you and your gay life, so just shut the fuck up with all of this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650291)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Pontificating newt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650530)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Bateful brethren rigpig

imagine catching this goblin poisoning the village well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649179)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: garnet indian lodge

Height is 100000% preferable to portnoy money. Height is the supreme nougat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649297)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: nighttime karate university

Because portney would give every penny he has to not be a little hobbit. at the extreme ends of the dating market, an inch of height is worth way more than $1 million. A 6'1 bartender with $0 NW absolutely slaughters a 5'1 jew with $12 million...even the girls he gets are laughing at him behind his back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649321)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: cyan high-end theater prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650588)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: cyan high-end theater prole

That picture is obviously fake. Portnoy is a Jock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649169)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

https://x.com/grok/status/2019288910174605586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649173)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Coral laughsome abode nibblets

He normally stands on his tip toes in photos

https://www.reddit.com/r/briannachickenfrsnark/comments/1gltuqr/dave_portnoy_making_fun_of_zacks_height_in_diss/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649176)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Titillating Orchid Ticket Booth

it must be tiring to constantly be thinking about that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649193)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

the one with the midget is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649198)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: Burgundy area legend

this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650370)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: lemon really tough guy den

Jews who sound like he does confuse me. Him and Michael Rapaport probably hang out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649301)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: vermilion business firm

doug flutie is more like 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649305)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Pontificating newt office

TDNW-free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649335)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: hilarious plum hospital

Flutie is 5'9, not 5'10. Just sayin' haha.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649375)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Copper Keepsake Machete

I never even thought he was "billed" at 5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649603)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: hilarious plum hospital

This is why barefoot height is an important metric. Athletes wear shoes that are bulky or with an enhanced heel, and since many of these guys are dumb as rocks they think it makes them Taller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650368)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:46 AM
Author: Copper Keepsake Machete

There are internet posters like this too. I just assume they are teetering on the edge of madness and have lost their grip on reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650377)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring overrated tattoo

At Flutie’s age he’s lost at least an inch maybe two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649460)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: razzle stage boiling water

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649473)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Buff pozpig lay

Check out Flutie's knuckles and fingers. They must have all been smashed to bits at different times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649508)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: zippy slate native half-breed

So Flutie supports the Pats despite having his best years in Buffalo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649518)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: cyan high-end theater prole

Everyone is sick of the fucking Bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649615)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: zippy slate native half-breed

Fuck the Pats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649827)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: spectacular travel guidebook

His best years were in Canada. The real question is whether he supports the Stampeders or the Argonauts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649876)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Copper Keepsake Machete

Is this guy literally a Jew who somehow made gambling legal and skims off the top, enriching himself off of the labors of Low Proles and 85 IQ idiots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649608)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: bearded massive sweet tailpipe antidepressant drug

He’s going to be a hairy hobbit of an old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649659)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Locus

Whoa. Wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49649885)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Filthy ivory party of the first part stead

No exaggeration looks like two homeless alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2]#49650607)