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Hypo: $4M, but someone breaks a glass overnight in your house 1x per year
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich You get $4M, tax free today.
Then, approximately once per year for the rest of your life, someone will break a glass in your house overnight, in the wee hours of the morning. If you have suitable glasses (or beer bottles, etc.) it might be one of those. If you don't, it'll be a random, standard glass, wine glass, beer bottle, etc.
The glass will shatter in the way a glass typically does when dropped onto a tile floor from a few feet up.
But, it'll happen in a random location in your house. It's just as likely to be a carpeted corner of your living room as it is on the middle of the tile in your bathroom.
The "someone" who breaks the glass is kind of like a ghost or apparition. Not in a spooky way. Just the glass kind of breaks on its own, when no one is around.
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: vigorous opaque prole Sure, seems ok. My wife’s job is now to put on her house boots and scan the house for broken glass every morning. Worst case I step on a piece of glass when I get up which is NBD. After that we do whatever. Beats current setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664072) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:52 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich Stepping on a piece of glass sucks. It's definitely not NBD. And the Fear of the potential for it every step, every day would be stressful.
How does the $4M change your life? |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: vigorous opaque prole I never again am required to converse with a woman who does an office job. I can pick a piece of glass out of my foot if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664090) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Ivory duck-like jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664142) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:25 AM Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665108) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665628) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Buff becky lol, yeah man. i can deal with a little broken glass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664073) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich What's your strategy? Are you wearing shoes in the house all the time, or are you just going to slide and let do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664107) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: Buff becky slide and let do. i wear socks at home all the time.
thinking about it more, i'd probably shuffle more instead of stepping |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich I don't think socks alone are cr for this hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664137) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Buff becky socks + shuffling means i'll run into glass instead of stepping on it.
maybe i'll adopt house shoes like these
https://us.giesswein.com/pages/wool-slippers |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Metal seedy azn elastic band Good hypo. I accept. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664087) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich 180. How does your life change? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664108) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: Metal seedy azn elastic band Keep more first aid kits around the house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664164) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49666136) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: alcoholic genital piercing I have a feral pack of children marauding about my house 24.7.365 as it is, so the only thing I would notice in this hypo is the change in my brokerage balance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664115) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich Doing this with kids sounds rough. Getting glass in your foot in 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664140) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: alcoholic genital piercing They already all have nice slippers/house shoes. Beyond that, they’re all old enough that they’re on their own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664159) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:15 PM Author: cerebral sepia french chef i would LOVE that, but where will i get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664124) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664451) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Ivory duck-like jewess just wear sliders lol retards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664144) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Stimulating aquamarine electric furnace organic girlfriend What constitutes a house?
I accept whatever the definition this is too easy |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Ivory duck-like jewess id do this for 5k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664240) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Aphrodisiac abode quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665654) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: Talking Exciting Plaza Brethren Uh yea pay a maid $100k a year to search your house every morning for glass.
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:57 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich So you're just chilling in bed until the maid comes and completes her sweep? I hope she doesn't get complacent after 350 straight days of NO GLASS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664644) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665975) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: purple cumskin heaven couldn't you just install those ground motion sensor lazers like that european guy dances through in Ocean 12 and program them to only go off in a certain zone if they're only tripped in that zone. that way you'd know exactly where the glass was broken and could dispatch your robot vacuum to sweep that shit up wtf easy af hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664335) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich The glass will just sort of appear broken. It'll be an ethereal and undetectable presence until it's at rest, broken and on the ground. So, no motion detectors. They won't work.
I guess you could rig up some sort of camera and AI analysis system to detect the changes on the floor, if you're able and inclined.
Robo vacuum is OK, but it's probably not good at getting up all tiny pieces of glass. And it's definitely not good at getting into corners, in tight spaces, etc. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Buff becky i think running a robo vacuum at 4AM every morning and arranging furniture to eliminate small spaces would be the way to go.
on top of socks/slippers/shuffling |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: purple cumskin heaven you're changing the hypo. the original prompt was (emphasis added):
Then, approximately once per year for the rest of your life, SOMEONE will break a glass in your house overnight, in the wee hours of the morning. If you have suitable glasses (or beer bottles, etc.) it might be one of those. If you don't, it'll be a random, standard glass, wine glass, beer bottle, etc.
*****The glass will shatter in the way a glass typically does when dropped onto a tile floor from a few feet up.*****
in this case, my system defeats the hypo. and it's not particularly complex or innovative. gay hypo |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: internet-worthy juggernaut i mean i can break my own glasses for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664462) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Bisexual Peach Deer Antler Public Bath are you sure you dont mean once per night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664464) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier My primary concern (if you really want to know) is whether, under the terms of the hypo agreement, I'd be allowed to talk with my Autoadmit friends about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664480) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich Of course. That's priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664652) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664717) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: nudist mewling lodge trust fund Glass? Who gives a fuck about glass? Who is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664653) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: Nofapping 180 address wagecucks I need to get $4m from my cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49664767) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Aphrodisiac abode quadroon Just build a new house on a slight slope so all the glass rolls downhill into the same corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665659) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665661) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: honey-headed kitchen Why is this at all concerning? Are people imagining that because glass is usually clear, you wouldn’t be able to see it when you start walking around the next morning? Wouldn’t you just see it and sweep it up? I probably average one broken glass a year anyway, so this would make two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665663) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Buff becky lot of people who don't live in hawaii have carpets or rugs. it's a lot harder to see on carpet and harder to clean up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665671) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: pearly irradiated sandwich Broken glass is a bit of a pain when you know it's there and can clean it up. It would be a much bigger burden not knowing when and where you have a broken glass--only that about once per year, you will have a broken glass.
So are you in? Are you taking any steps to avoid stepping in broken glass, or are you just not going to worry about it? |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: honey-headed kitchen I'll just take the money, put on slippahs when I get out of bed, and let do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49666135) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: curious striped hyena filthpig lol I would do this for way less than that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49665880) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Charcoal Ticket Booth Fat Ankles Presumably I would have the ability to put all the movable glass (i.e. except windows) to a certain location. And I could avoid buying furniture with glass moving forward. I'm also pretty sure I'd hear a broken window at night.
$4m is way too much. Fuck yes I accept |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Fragrant bossy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2]#49666433) |