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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Concupiscible Resort 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Concupiscible Resort Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: boyish fanboi faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Beady-eyed puce crotch the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: razzmatazz national multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Crusty Trip Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: exhilarant spruce faggotry ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: exhilarant spruce faggotry ticket booth you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: razzmatazz national multi-billionaire https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed puce crotch Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Filthy hateful roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Laughsome greedy spot nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: razzmatazz national multi-billionaire 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: boyish fanboi faggot firefighter hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Big mad-dog skullcap What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Motley cumskin What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Motley cumskin How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: blathering coldplay fan Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Motley cumskin I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: blathering coldplay fan How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Motley cumskin I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Filthy hateful roommate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: boyish fanboi faggot firefighter 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Odious Ruby Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: apoplectic vigorous elastic band area How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: apoplectic vigorous elastic band area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Unholy Dull Property just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Motley cumskin Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Motley cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: territorial emerald lay Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: exhilarant spruce faggotry ticket booth congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Filthy hateful roommate Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Lilac aphrodisiac water buffalo turdskin Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: territorial emerald lay Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: adventurous rough-skinned digit ratio legend Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: razzmatazz national multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860163) |