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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
Vigorous Chocolate Point Macaca
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/14
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fuchsia aromatic dingle berry principal's office
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
Jet dopamine
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
gay love of her life prole
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
overrated lake trust fund liquid oxygen
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
adventurous sick market deer antler
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
overrated lake trust fund liquid oxygen
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
khaki bossy useless brakes
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
honey-headed friendly grandma legal warrant
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
Odious locale
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
Claret buck-toothed therapy
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
Wonderful red center
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
Splenetic boiling water property
  06/20/14
jump
walnut cracking forum keepsake machete
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
poppy philosopher-king
  06/20/14
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Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
Cream passionate nursing home
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
henna business firm headpube
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
Arrogant famous landscape painting
  06/20/14
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Bellevue therapy dog tp
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
Pearly Trip Parlour
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
Aqua Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
overrated lake trust fund liquid oxygen
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
Aqua Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
Aqua Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
maroon multi-billionaire cuckold
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
180 umber box office
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
Cream passionate nursing home
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781784)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Chocolate Point Macaca

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: fuchsia aromatic dingle berry principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Jet dopamine

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: gay love of her life prole

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: overrated lake trust fund liquid oxygen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: adventurous sick market deer antler

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: overrated lake trust fund liquid oxygen

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: khaki bossy useless brakes

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: honey-headed friendly grandma legal warrant

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Odious locale

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Claret buck-toothed therapy

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Wonderful red center

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Splenetic boiling water property

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: walnut cracking forum keepsake machete

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: poppy philosopher-king

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Cream passionate nursing home

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: henna business firm headpube

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Arrogant famous landscape painting

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#49916827)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Pearly Trip Parlour

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: Aqua Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: overrated lake trust fund liquid oxygen

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Aqua Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: Rose Sexy Gas Station Scourge Upon The Earth

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Aqua Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: maroon multi-billionaire cuckold

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: 180 umber box office

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Cream passionate nursing home

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2]#25783739)