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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46552552) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: Gay menage sneaky criminal lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46552632) |
Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Yellow home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46552556) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: stimulating maroon lay pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46552626) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: razzmatazz coral church You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46552631) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Comical Cerise Garrison Dopamine You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46552634) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: Flickering shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46553264) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: up-to-no-good laughsome kitty cat base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46553283) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Walnut goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768815) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Territorial mediation feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#49856899) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46553249) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: up-to-no-good laughsome kitty cat base Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46553255) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46553272) |
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: up-to-no-good laughsome kitty cat base It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46553282) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46561001) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: Fishy Boyish Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46561006) |
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Indecent people who are hurt nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#47112135) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Territorial mediation feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768744) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Territorial mediation feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#49856901) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: wonderful hissy fit selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768633) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Walnut goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768818) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: elite talented codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#46561004) |
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#47112131) |
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: abusive abnormal public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#47112136) |
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Fishy Boyish Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#47112143) |
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Slate flatulent twinkling uncleanness locale first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#47112231) |
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Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#47400840) |
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Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48206409) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: bat shit crazy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768598) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: Unholy bearded shitlib brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768600) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: hilarious liquid oxygen Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#48768838) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: bat shit crazy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2]#49856893) |