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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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sapphire site
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
dead hunting ground plaza
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
sapphire site
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
dead hunting ground plaza
  05/01/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
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scarlet prole business firm
  04/29/26
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sapphire site
  04/29/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
stimulating library
  04/29/26
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Onyx Chapel Sandwich
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
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Excitant overrated generalized bond halford
  04/30/26
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costumed arousing forum sound barrier
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
costumed arousing forum sound barrier
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Onyx Chapel Sandwich
  05/02/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
sapphire site
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
stimulating library
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
sapphire site
  04/29/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  04/29/26
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thriller coral lay preventive strike
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Odious Institution Kitty Cat
  04/29/26
180!
Onyx Chapel Sandwich
  04/29/26
hell yeah
scarlet prole business firm
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
sapphire site
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Light shitlib haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
sapphire site
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
sapphire site
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
sapphire site
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
bisexual shaky laser beams
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
sapphire site
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
bisexual shaky laser beams
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
180
thriller coral lay preventive strike
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
scarlet prole business firm
  05/01/26
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Hateful Indigo Mexican
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Dun beady-eyed idea he suggested dilemma
  04/30/26
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Dun beady-eyed idea he suggested dilemma
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
insecure sepia hominid
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
sapphire site
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
sapphire site
  05/01/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
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Dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Crimson son of senegal
  05/01/26
Shalom.
crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
congrats!
costumed arousing forum sound barrier
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
thriller coral lay preventive strike
  05/01/26
180
crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
sapphire site
  05/01/26
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crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Crimson son of senegal
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
crystalline slap-happy native degenerate
  05/01/26
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Onyx Chapel Sandwich
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sapphire site



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: dead hunting ground plaza

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: sapphire site

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: dead hunting ground plaza

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: scarlet prole business firm



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: sapphire site



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: stimulating library

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Onyx Chapel Sandwich



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Excitant overrated generalized bond halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: costumed arousing forum sound barrier



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: costumed arousing forum sound barrier

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Onyx Chapel Sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: sapphire site

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: stimulating library

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: sapphire site

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: thriller coral lay preventive strike



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Odious Institution Kitty Cat



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Onyx Chapel Sandwich

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: scarlet prole business firm

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: sapphire site

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Light shitlib haunted graveyard

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: sapphire site

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Dashing quadroon

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: sapphire site

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Dashing quadroon

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: sapphire site

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bisexual shaky laser beams

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: sapphire site

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Dashing quadroon

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: bisexual shaky laser beams

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Dashing quadroon

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: thriller coral lay preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: scarlet prole business firm

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Hateful Indigo Mexican



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed idea he suggested dilemma

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Dun beady-eyed idea he suggested dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: insecure sepia hominid

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: sapphire site

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Dashing quadroon

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: sapphire site

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Dashing quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Crimson son of senegal

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: costumed arousing forum sound barrier

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: thriller coral lay preventive strike

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: sapphire site

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Crimson son of senegal

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy native degenerate

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Onyx Chapel Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860163)