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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Disgusting Concupiscible Native
  07/17/22
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snowy forum tank
  07/17/22
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titillating indian lodge
  07/17/22
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Rambunctious Trip Resort
  07/18/22
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Disgusting Concupiscible Native
  09/29/22
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Disgusting Concupiscible Native
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Duck-like hall
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Duck-like hall
  01/07/23
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Rambunctious Trip Resort
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
charismatic fishy school cafeteria
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
charismatic fishy school cafeteria
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Milky Toilet Seat
  03/18/23
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Disgusting Concupiscible Native
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
charismatic fishy school cafeteria
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Cheese-eating bistre trailer park
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
aromatic indirect expression
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
stirring plum tattoo goal in life
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/23/24
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Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Sick talented puppy dilemma
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
racy lettuce center
  09/28/24
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Disgusting Concupiscible Native
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Native

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: snowy forum tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: titillating indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Rambunctious Trip Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Duck-like hall

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Duck-like hall

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Rambunctious Trip Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: charismatic fishy school cafeteria

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: charismatic fishy school cafeteria

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Milky Toilet Seat

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: charismatic fishy school cafeteria

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Cheese-eating bistre trailer park

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: aromatic indirect expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: stirring plum tattoo goal in life

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Sick talented puppy dilemma

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: racy lettuce center

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Disgusting Concupiscible Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Boyish Foreskin Garrison

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932244)