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We are going to need all hands on deck tonight. Thanks.

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Dear Team, I want to extend my sincere thanks to all of y...
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just glad to be part of the team
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Great. See you at 7:30 PM--my office. We need to get thro...
cordovan dashing stain
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sounds good (the pepperoni too)
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Knew you'd be down with that. Could you pick up some sod...
cordovan dashing stain
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The store only has Pepsi products. Is Diet Pepsi okay? Th...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
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chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
What store? I'm fine with you being a few minutes late if it...
cordovan dashing stain
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The client is here and would prefer Diet Coke. It matters a ...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
*brings diet coke but client has already left to go to resta...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
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Stubborn spot mental disorder
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Talented Ocher National Dog Poop
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fuchsia provocative queen of the night location
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fuck 180 subthread
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vibrant sepia house
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lol
Trip Pale Hall
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curious genital piercing mother
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Talented Ocher National Dog Poop
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I fucking hate you guys 180
cerise effete headpube
  12/16/21
Agreed. Waiting to hear back from The Master; frankly, I'm b...
cordovan dashing stain
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i think he's at dinner with his wife for their 5th anniversa...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Disappointing. Contact Jason. The Master clearly is out-...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Twist: The associate is Jason Voorhees
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
just touched base with jason. they're in the middle of the ...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Get him up to speed. Since Rudolph is only a few months in, ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
You got it. Have a good night.
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Love your willingness to take on a leadership role in this m...
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Thanks. Much appreciated. Thanks again.
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Apologies for another e-mail but Partner Y just reached out ...
cordovan dashing stain
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unfortunately, i'm not sure i will have the bandwidth (need ...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Just spoke with Partner Q--his assignment can wait until Fri...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
I'm copying Associate K in on this; he can explain some of t...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Partner Q just reached out to me and told me that he would s...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
I don't see a conflict. The assignment is not due until earl...
cordovan dashing stain
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there's a chance that client Q may want some immediate follo...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Look forward to seeing the results. But first thing firs...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
it's progressing jason just got in and i'm bringing him u...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
He'll sober up soon enough. Rudolph just provided an upd...
cordovan dashing stain
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i can have jason check on rudolph's docs if i don't respo...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
We are paying you the big bucks for a reason. You're one of ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Do i know u lol
lemon station
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Magenta passionate voyeur
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180
up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker
  11/13/14
Sr. Associate: I saw that Jr. Associate is overwhelmed by...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Weekend is irrelevant. Work needs to be done ASAP. Jr. Assoc...
cordovan dashing stain
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Thank you for the consideration. Thank you,
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Just work on responsiveness. You do great work otherwise. ...
cordovan dashing stain
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Will do, htansk
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
"what store" is teh best part about this one.
blue piazza
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floppy drab garrison
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aquamarine friendly grandma
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Lol that was me, im OP btw
cordovan dashing stain
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not a problem. thanksz
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
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Awkward lake cruise ship regret
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I was pepperoni threading back in 2014 boys
cordovan dashing stain
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Dear Sr. Associate: Thank you for this opportunity. I am ...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Love your enthusiasm.
cordovan dashing stain
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Sr. Associate; I came to your office to hand in some pre...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Actually just had PTSD from this one
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vibrant sepia house
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No need to wait for me. I'm at a charity event the rest of t...
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Excitant Hairy Legs
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Stubborn spot mental disorder
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Dear Sr. Associate: According to IT my computer was hacke...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
The system is functioning fine for me. Go to the office next...
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Stubborn spot mental disorder
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Dear Sr. Associate: Attached please find the memorandum. ...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
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Meanwhile, another associate's BB blinks: Jr Assoc. Ma...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Dear Sr. Associate: Thank you for having Jr. Associate po...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Inter-Gender, The pizza has been consumed. FYI--check...
cordovan dashing stain
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Jr. Assoc, Unfortunately, the pizza has been consumed. We...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate: Thank you for your assistance. I have so...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
We're going to need you to give Jason that granola and juice...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Will do. I am heading up the stairs. Floor 50, correct?
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
I believe so. If you see viswanathan, tell him to dispatch C...
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up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker
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Dear Sr. Associate: Apologies if I misunderstood your req...
Magenta passionate voyeur
  11/12/14
Thanks for your response. I'll explain to partner why you ne...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
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chartreuse parlour
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All fifty banks confirmed non-responsive. Please let partner...
Magenta passionate voyeur
  11/12/14
Viswanathan, The partner is busy wife-swapping right now,...
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lol
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chartreuse parlour
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Excitant Hairy Legs
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Sounds good. I was planning on reading some medical records ...
Magenta passionate voyeur
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cordovan dashing stain
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Thanks.
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Listen, my dad died an hour ago, so I'll stay tonight to fin...
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Excitant Hairy Legs
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Sorry man, we cool?
Stubborn spot mental disorder
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OK. We down.
Excitant Hairy Legs
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Sounds good. I'm reserving a stack of 1K documents for your ...
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My sincerest apologies. I though those were left over slices...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
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Emerald bawdyhouse pistol
  11/18/14
We're looking at a quick burn on this deal.
violent smoky dilemma
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FROM BOOMER PARTNER BEFORE HE LEAVES AT 6:35 PM TO SENIOR AS...
Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
Shitlaw boomer partner suggesting the "nancies boy"...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Has anyone ever seen the film Masters of Madness? It's from ...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
this thread is giving me hives
arousing judgmental electric furnace
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Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
180billiom all around
Arrogant Sienna Corner Jap
  11/12/14
Team: please provide status updates. It's early but I want t...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
gbljblmblrblkbbfbthanl
Magenta passionate voyeur
  11/12/14
i should have an initial rough draft of my preliminary findi...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Take another 30 minutes or so. No need for a rough draft if ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
can you please give me a call when you have a few minutes. ...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
I'm currently indisposed. Just provide me with a polished up...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
sorry we kept missing each other, was trying to coordinate w...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Rudolph is currently giving me some trouble. Might need you ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Sorry. I'm on it. Dad identified. What do you need? I am ful...
Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
Already told you in another correspondence. Go through your ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
See my response below.
Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
nothing major, just figured you'd want to be involved as yor...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
oh fuck PTSD
chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
I am attempting to keep myself from eating the documents. Is...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
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Team: is another pizza in order? My treat. Any preference...
cordovan dashing stain
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Team? This offer is going to expire unless one of you sp...
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Yes please!
Stubborn spot mental disorder
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And do you have a preference? I'm ordering Domino's Pepperon...
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Domino's Pepperoni is perfect, thanks Thanks
Stubborn spot mental disorder
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Done. Being delivered to Floor 50, Conference Room D. Ex...
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thanks but I'm good--found some leftover bagels and flat die...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
hippo, That was the kosher breakfast for the clients on t...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
My apologies, I was not aware. Long day! Brain is turning a ...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
That's what I wanted to hear. Unfortunately, The Master ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
sorry i missed your call, had to run down to the lobby to gr...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
This matter is getting out of hand. You're being very respon...
cordovan dashing stain
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Will do. I'll have duplicating get started on printing th...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
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*prints and revises status update email 5 times before sendi...
up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker
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Arrogant Sienna Corner Jap
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god dammit
Talented Ocher National Dog Poop
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Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Almost done. Dad still dead. Peperoni is ingested.
Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
How thoroughly did you review the records? I only ask becaus...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Can do. But if I go through again and find something this pa...
Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
Just get it done.
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Are you telling me to destroy evidence?
Excitant Hairy Legs
  11/12/14
I'm telling you to do your job. CCing Assigning Partner.
cordovan dashing stain
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this thread is the reason why i joined autoadmit. also, it i...
Canary Elite Field Corn Cake
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hideous business firm
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Stubborn spot mental disorder
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vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
Just made it home. Didn't have a signal on the train. How ca...
Galvanic useless brakes turdskin
  11/12/14
Thanks for getting in touch but I have already assembled a t...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
BCE, give me a call when you get a chance. *extends phone...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
hippo, I've finally got my head in the game here. One qu...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
looping in Jason Jason-see below
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Hi Jason, Thanks for your help on this. I may be tempora...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
hippo, The words are swimming before my eyes and reassem...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
i think we should hold off until we can connect with mainlin...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Sure thing. Got it. Tanks,
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Mainlining, Just realized I'm "The Master" and...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
BCE, Good to hear from you. In the future, consider ridin...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Will do. Thanks,
Talented Ocher National Dog Poop
  11/12/14
No need. Enough people have stepped up. I'll let you know if...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Calm--what is your status? You awake? Might need some assist...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Calm, you there, buddy? Things are getting a little hect...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Sorry, I was under attack by a pack of wild dogs. My leg is...
Talented Ocher National Dog Poop
  11/12/14
I'm 5 minutes away from the office. Can you be there the...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
u r gonna say exactly the same damn thing in 8 yrs, when u r...
Well-lubricated marvelous market deer antler
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Blathering carnelian plaza black woman
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Team, Just spoke with Hippo and he appraised me of the si...
cordovan dashing stain
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*apprised
Well-lubricated marvelous market deer antler
  11/12/14
Will do, kthans. By the way, hippo just told me that ther...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
10 minutes away. Status on that coffee? Also, can someone...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Ignore previous message. Calm apparently changed his name si...
cordovan dashing stain
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The Keurig machines appear to have developed sentience and a...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
180
Magenta passionate voyeur
  11/13/14
Mainlining, As you may have already heard from Partner Y...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
What? You're my go-to associate on this project. Is it a...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
appreciate the kind words, but I'm sure that you and the res...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfTXghv8mi4&list=UUrl7TNj...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate: I apologize for my absence. I pulled my ha...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Are the blood-stained documents originals? Did you make ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
I did not. See below.
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate: I am sorry but I am losing it here. Are we...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Please respond.
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
You were each given a certain number of documents to review ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Is this because of my recent Workers Compensation claim from...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/12/14
Jr. Associate, While we are greatly concerned with the we...
vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
All, Larry in IP just sent out an APB letting us know you w...
chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
Bison, Once I stop bleeding from my eyes I would be happ...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Sounds good. Where do you sit again? bison
chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
Floor 33, office 33-88, although the placard outside the doo...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Will be up in a few. bison
chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
Sorry, forgot about your eyes. How are they? Should I come u...
chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
Team, I'm 3 minutes away. I appreciate the initiative but...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Mainlining, Sorry, I just learned about this matter a few...
chartreuse parlour
  11/12/14
Bison, Just arrived in the office. Hippo is no longer par...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Update
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Sorry about that. I should have your coffee ready when y...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
The Master, Putting you in charge the rest of the night. ...
cordovan dashing stain
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I think I should be okay, but on the off-chance I pass away ...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
*dgaf and went to sleep 20 minutes ago* *won't respond ag...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
Jr. Associate, This is Carrie from HR. We need to speak ...
vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
Carrie, I apologize sincerely for that mistake. I believe...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
I appreciate the note but we will still need to have a meeti...
vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
I have a discrete research assignment I'm finishing up then....
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Both Mentoring Partner and Managing Partner have engagements...
vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
Auto-reply: *I am away from the thread this evening liste...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
Carrie, I understand what you're saying, but the researc...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
bison, I'm not sure whether we're supposed to review or r...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
*turns over in bed, farts loudly and goes back to sleep*
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
tyft
vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ
big bronze meetinghouse fortuitous meteor
  11/13/14
Team, Outstanding work ITT. Exceeded my expectations. Wil...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Glad to help. Really enjoyed working on this matter and lear...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
*zzzzzzz*
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/12/14
180s all around.
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
180s all around except hippo, who gets a 181.
vibrant sepia house
  11/12/14
CR, hippo flipped the script
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/12/14
thread makes me want to killself
Topaz slap-happy school cafeteria
  11/12/14
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cordovan dashing stain
  11/12/14
Holy shit, poasting in classic thread. Approaching "he...
Obsidian knife rigor
  11/13/14
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Crawly step-uncle's house
  11/13/14
Don't forget "are you in the document?" thread, wh...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
...
Emerald bawdyhouse pistol
  11/18/14
Dear Sr. Associate: I apologize for my outburst yesterday...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/13/14
Dear Sr. Associate: I am sorry but it appears my compute...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/13/14
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up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker
  01/21/15
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Magenta passionate voyeur
  11/13/14
Mainlining, Sorry I missed your calls last night and thi...
Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe
  11/13/14
...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Do we have a server share setup? I received about 3k physic...
lemon station
  11/13/14
Status on the scan? Please link if on the server.
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Mainlining, Attached please find the link to the document...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
Where is._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.? I know it ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Thanks for the kind words. I will attempt to reach him on th...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
I think you should be fine; sounds like something you should...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Sounds good, thanks for the kind words. It's an honor and pr...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
I just got pulled onto another deal that is closing tonight,...
lemon station
  11/13/14
No need. One of the early bird associates took care of it. ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Alright, let me know if you need more help. I find this dea...
lemon station
  11/13/14
*CCs entire team* I've got about 2/3 of the way through a...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
Team, First of all, thank you again for all your hard wor...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Mainlining, I have some bandwidth this evening, and I ca...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
Same drill as last night. Thanks.
cordovan dashing stain
  11/13/14
Also, no need to be in the office for this. I know it's late...
cordovan dashing stain
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ifaoegmiovmroenagnveanfaiokvnfn vakfmawekmfkrgmekl
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
Apologies. I briefly left my Blackberry on the patio outside...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/13/14
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vigorous ebony university
  11/13/14
Sr. Associate, I have reviewed the relevant documents. At...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/13/14
i have two responses to this thread: #1: just threw up a li...
big bronze meetinghouse fortuitous meteor
  11/13/14
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cordovan dashing stain
  11/15/14
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cordovan dashing stain
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Team, Hope everyone is having a fantastic Saturday mornin...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/15/14
I'm still completing paperwork related to my conversation wi...
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/15/14
RE: Doc Review
Stubborn spot mental disorder
  11/15/14
Dear Sr. Associate: As you know the yearly billing cycle ...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/17/14
A discrete research assignment has appeared on my radar. ...
cordovan dashing stain
  11/18/14
Free sir! I will be by Thank you for this opportunity aga...
histrionic indirect expression degenerate
  11/18/14
Perfect. See you at 9:30 AM. Please read both attached c...
cordovan dashing stain
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Canary Elite Field Corn Cake
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*sees mainlining across the room at firm holiday party with ...
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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:14 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2022 4:33 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:09 PM
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Date: October 1st, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Dear Team,

I want to extend my sincere thanks to all of you for your continued efforts on this project for our high-profile client. Your hard work and dedication have been instrumental in keeping things on track.

I am taking note of those who have made particularly significant contributions, and I will ensure that the Managing Partner is informed.

Thank you again for your commitment and focus.

Best regards,

-Mainlining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#48151810)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:13 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:16 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

just glad to be part of the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704800)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Great. See you at 7:30 PM--my office.

We need to get through approx. 5K medical records by tomorrow 9 AM.

Take-out is on me. Do you like pepperoni?

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704810)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

sounds good (the pepperoni too)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704825)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Knew you'd be down with that.

Could you pick up some soda on the way? Diet Coke, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704828)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

The store only has Pepsi products. Is Diet Pepsi okay?

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704833)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

What store? I'm fine with you being a few minutes late if it means you can get the proper beverage for the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704841)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

The client is here and would prefer Diet Coke. It matters a lot to us if you could make the extra effort here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704846)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

*brings diet coke but client has already left to go to restaurant instead and then will head back to hotel to be well rested for the next day*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704874)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Arrogant Sienna Corner Jap



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Talented Ocher National Dog Poop



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: fuchsia provocative queen of the night location



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: out-of-control transparent box office

fuck 180 subthread

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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Trip Pale Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710195)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: curious genital piercing mother



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Date: June 11th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Talented Ocher National Dog Poop



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Date: December 16th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: cerise effete headpube

I fucking hate you guys 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#43621709)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Agreed. Waiting to hear back from The Master; frankly, I'm beginning to doubt his commitment to this matter.

Do we need to get in touch with Jason? I know his work-product is questionable but he is always willing to help.

Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704880)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

i think he's at dinner with his wife for their 5th anniversary but he should be able to free up after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704897)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Disappointing.

Contact Jason. The Master clearly is out-of-pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704904)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Twist: The associate is Jason Voorhees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704908)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

just touched base with jason. they're in the middle of the entrees but he said they can skip dessert. he'll head in as soon as he puts his wife in a cab home.

should he head directly to your office when he gets in or should i bring him up to speed first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704922)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Get him up to speed. Since Rudolph is only a few months in, I decided to cut him some slack. Can't scare away the new associate so soon!

I have no doubt you and Jason can handle the rest.

I'll be up early to review the flagged documents and submit results to Partner X.

Of course, I'll make sure credit is given where due.

Thanks again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704947)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

You got it. Have a good night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704949)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Love your willingness to take on a leadership role in this matter.

You've got a bright future.

Thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704951)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

Thanks. Much appreciated. Thanks again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704963)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Apologies for another e-mail but Partner Y just reached out to me.

Client Z has gotten into some very serious trouble. Discrete criminal issue.

Are you able to take on another matter or will the document review take up your entire night? I think the research could wait until early tomorrow afternoon, if necessary. Should only take an hour or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704974)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

unfortunately, i'm not sure i will have the bandwidth (need to get something out for Partner Q by early afternoon tomorrow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704992)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Just spoke with Partner Q--his assignment can wait until Friday AM.

Attaching Partner Y's research question.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705005)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

I'm copying Associate K in on this; he can explain some of the tax aspects of the matter to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705019)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

Partner Q just reached out to me and told me that he would still like me to join the call with client Q at 9:30 am tomorrow (which could go until noon or so), which could pose a conflict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705020)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I don't see a conflict. The assignment is not due until early tomorrow afternoon and should only take an hour or so. Late afternoon might even be OK if you have some bumps in the research. CCing Partner Y so he know you've got a full plate.

I really appreciate this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705041)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

there's a chance that client Q may want some immediate follow-up done on some issues discussed on the call, but i will try my best to manage their expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705050)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Look forward to seeing the results.

But first thing first - how is the document review going? Is Jason in yet?

Just want to make sure the team is fully assembled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705052)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

it's progressing

jason just got in and i'm bringing him up to speed (i think he may have had a bit too much wine at dinner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705066)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

He'll sober up soon enough.

Rudolph just provided an update--he's plowed through 300 records already. To be honest, I'm doubting if he is thoroughly reviewing the documents. May consider having you double-check his review if you have the time.

I'll be in touch. Finishing up something with the wife but will be checking e-mail periodically (have the alarm set for 2 and 4 AM to check on the team's status updates).

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705080)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

i can have jason check on rudolph's docs

if i don't respond immediately when you check in, i'm probably grabbing some coffee from the pantry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705137)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

We are paying you the big bucks for a reason. You're one of the good ones. Thanks so much.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705166)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: lemon station

Do i know u lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710243)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 7:31 AM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711727)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Sr. Associate:

I saw that Jr. Associate is overwhelmed by the work load. I can take up the slack. I have no plans for the remaining weekend. Please let me know. Love to help.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705008)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Weekend is irrelevant. Work needs to be done ASAP. Jr. Associate has already "claimed" the assignment.

Will certainly keep you in mind, though. Thaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705013)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Thank you for the consideration.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705018)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Just work on responsiveness. You do great work otherwise.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705026)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Will do, htansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705038)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 8:01 AM
Author: blue piazza

"what store" is teh best part about this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27195597)



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Author: floppy drab garrison



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Date: April 10th, 2023 10:23 AM
Author: aquamarine friendly grandma



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Lol that was me, im OP btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#46168743)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

not a problem.

thanksz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704836)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Awkward lake cruise ship regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#42752376)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I was pepperoni threading back in 2014 boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#44330266)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

Thank you for this opportunity. I am excited to be able to contribute.

Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704809)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Love your enthusiasm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704814)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Sr. Associate;

I came to your office to hand in some preliminary research on the subject matter, but saw you were away. Please let me know when you return and I will come up to the 23rd floor.

FYI- the elevators are out so please give me a few extra minutes, I apologize in advance for the delay.

Thank you again!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704842)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Actually just had PTSD from this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704850)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705660)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

No need to wait for me. I'm at a charity event the rest of the evening.

Please e-mail a concise summary of your findings. Also, attach a memorandum discussing the results in greater depth.

No need to cite everything precisely--I know this is short notice.

Appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704865)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704886)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704889)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

According to IT my computer was hacked and crashed. I have the memorandum in hardcopy. I can come to the charity event to drop it off. IT has advised me that my e-mail is sending out the virus.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704892)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

The system is functioning fine for me. Go to the office next door, if necessary.

I need this ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704898)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704900)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

Attached please find the memorandum. My fob was not working so I was forced to break the window to enter the next door office. The police are demanding I go with them to the station. I may be away from my blackberry temporarily. I will be back within the hour.

Please let me know if you need anything further. Again, than you for this opportunity.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704914)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Meanwhile, another associate's BB blinks:

Jr Assoc.

Mainlining has been arrested by the police; we need you to go and post bail. You can charge it to this client and matter number.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704917)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

Thank you for having Jr. Associate post bail. I am back in the office and IT has fixed my computer.

I also saw a chain regarding pizza? Is there any left, the food at the station was sub-par.

Please let me know what else I can do to assist.

Thank you for understanding,

Jr.Jr. Associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704982)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Inter-Gender,

The pizza has been consumed.

FYI--check the fridge on floor 41. I heard they have some leftover Panera from the client meeting.

Best,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704998)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Jr. Assoc,

Unfortunately, the pizza has been consumed. We're going to need you to stay here for now. We have other associate doing a 50-floor survey of the elevator banks; I'll have him pick you up something to eat from the vending machines.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705001)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Sr. Associate:

Thank you for your assistance. I have some granola left in my office and a veggie juice.

I am in my office and have my pager fully charged. Please let me know what else I can do.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705015)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

We're going to need you to give Jason that granola and juice to sober him up. Thsank,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705085)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Will do. I am heading up the stairs. Floor 50, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705093)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

I believe so. If you see viswanathan, tell him to dispatch Cheerful the Chipmunk to assist you all on this matter. The hallucinatory, friendly animals are a new addition on the team and this is a good chance to get them involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705113)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#48341084)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#42752435)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur

Dear Sr. Associate:

Apologies if I misunderstood your request. As concisely as possible, the elevators are out (Elevator bank, 12th Fl 2014).

Please see attached for a discussion in greater depth.

Thank,

Wormfood

-- elev_memo.txt --

On November 12th, 2014, an Adderall-addled junior associate with no semblance of a love life (hereafter "I") and very little to live for followed the creepy-crawlings of the shiny insects he saw out of the corners of his eyes to the elevator bank outside his office on least important floor of the second least-important regional office of one of the bottom 25 Vault 100 law firms in the nation. When I pressed the "Up" button, it did not light up. When I tried "Down" instead, it did not light up either. No change in circumstance obtained from waiting for seventeen minutes, during which I reflected on the banality of the research I had been doing, the chubbiness of the girl for whom I had planned to buy dinner instead of working, and my likelihood of premature death by heart attack. I proceeded to call the building maintenance number provided in the employee handbook. They said the elevators were out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704957)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Thanks for your response. I'll explain to partner why you needed the extra turnaround time for this explanation.

In the meantime, could you do a fifty-floor survey of the elevator banks? Assuming the fire escapes are working, it shouldn't take you very long. Feel free to stop by the vending machines and get yourself something to eat; you can bill it to the matter.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704988)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704995)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur

All fifty banks confirmed non-responsive. Please let partner know that I am available to continue working on this matter this weekend. If I appear to be out of pocket please contact at: curled up in enormous potted plant nibbling wood chips and hallucinating small friendly animals, 50th Fl, our building.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705048)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Viswanathan,

The partner is busy wife-swapping right now, but he asked me to tell you how much he appreciates this. We understand you've got a lot on your plate; if you need to, feel free to loop in one of the small friendly animal hallucinations to assist you on the matter. I understand Cutsey the Bunny Rabbit has some bandwidth available.

Tshank,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705061)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705077)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Talented Ocher National Dog Poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705274)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: domesticated casino hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#42752158)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704993)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704885)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur

Sounds good. I was planning on reading some medical records for fun anyway. Glad to get paid to do what I love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704843)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704854)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704862)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705949)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710173)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27693741)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

Listen, my dad died an hour ago, so I'll stay tonight to finish up, but I'll need to take 15 minutes to identify the body. And yes, peperoni sounds good.

Thanks and make sure you check you email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704895)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704899)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704910)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Sorry man, we cool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704921)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

OK. We down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704934)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704939)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Sounds good. I'm reserving a stack of 1K documents for your review.

Please report to Conference Room B. I will leave 3 slices next to the records (I think you can find the microwave!).

The Master was supposed to bring Diet Coke but apparently something came up. I'm going to let Partner X know about your willingness to assist first thing tomorrow AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704919)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

My sincerest apologies. I though those were left over slices. I ate them. I am sure he can review 1k documents without eating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704930)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Emerald bawdyhouse pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26747955)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: violent smoky dilemma

We're looking at a quick burn on this deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704935)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

FROM BOOMER PARTNER BEFORE HE LEAVES AT 6:35 PM TO SENIOR ASSOCIATES:

All,

We don't have secretarial support after 11 PM; can we get some of the female junior associates to make copies and prepare the filings? Wasn't sure if that is kosher nowadays. If not, get some of the nancy boys to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704959)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Shitlaw boomer partner suggesting the "nancies boy" perform clerical work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26704967)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Has anyone ever seen the film Masters of Madness? It's from the 60s or 70s, and is about some syncretic cult in West Africa which engaged in bizarre rites; however, the main focus of these rituals was the use of the tropes and appearances and totems of the former British colonial powers, in a sort of parody/appropriation of their masters' authority and strength.

This thread is the Biglaw version of that, and I love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705049)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: arousing judgmental electric furnace

this thread is giving me hives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705092)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705236)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Arrogant Sienna Corner Jap

180billiom all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705112)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team: please provide status updates. It's early but I want to make sure we are all on track.

I know several of you have obligations and I'm doing my best to make sure the partners are properly appraised of your hard work on this important matter.

CCing Partner Y and Q.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705133)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur

gbljblmblrblkbbfbthanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705147)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

i should have an initial rough draft of my preliminary findings for you in the next hour or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705169)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Take another 30 minutes or so. No need for a rough draft if it means you can provide a more polished product.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705203)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

can you please give me a call when you have a few minutes. something came up and i think it would be best to discuss live

*plays phone tag for 45 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705216)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I'm currently indisposed. Just provide me with a polished update and you're be fine.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705234)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

sorry we kept missing each other, was trying to coordinate with Jason and BCE

apparently there's going to be a call in half an hour or so that would make sense for you to join as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705263)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Rudolph is currently giving me some trouble. Might need you all to pick up his slack.

What call? Why was I not informed of this? CC all parties in the future as a matter of best practice.

Beginning to become concerned this is getting out of control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705283)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

Sorry. I'm on it. Dad identified. What do you need? I am fully available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705289)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Already told you in another correspondence. Go through your assigned documents again.

To be frank, there is no way you performed thorough due diligence. I'm leaving the Assigning Partner out of this at the moment because I care about your career but my patience is wearing thin.

I'm basically giving you free hours here--just want you to take this more seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705318)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

See my response below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705329)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

nothing major, just figured you'd want to be involved as yore closer to issue X than I am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705294)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour

oh fuck PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705444)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

I am attempting to keep myself from eating the documents. Is there anyway we can get some donuts at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705175)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:16 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team: is another pizza in order? My treat.

Any preferences? Also, please confirm floor and conference room for delivery purposes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705191)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team?

This offer is going to expire unless one of you speaks up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705238)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Yes please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705282)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

And do you have a preference? I'm ordering Domino's Pepperoni in 5 unless one of you offers specifics.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705297)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Domino's Pepperoni is perfect, thanks

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705307)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Done. Being delivered to Floor 50, Conference Room D.

Expect a call in 15.

bon appétit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705326)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

thanks but I'm good--found some leftover bagels and flat diet sprite in one of the conference rooms on the northside of the 50th floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705322)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

hippo,

That was the kosher breakfast for the clients on the Tel Aviv deal. In the future, please run all after-hours dining requests by me before you do something this rash again. As it is, I think we may be able to pin this on Rudolph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705335)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

My apologies, I was not aware. Long day! Brain is turning a bit to mush at this point!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705355)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

That's what I wanted to hear.

Unfortunately, The Master (being the mooch that he is) took me up on my offer. My credit card is currently in the other room but I stepped up and ordered another pepperoni for the team.

Please pay the delivery service. I will make sure you are reimbursed.

Thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705339)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

sorry i missed your call, had to run down to the lobby to grab the pizza

do you still want to speak? if so, let me know when you free up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705376)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

This matter is getting out of hand. You're being very responsive but the rest of the team is borderline insubordinate.

Call me back ASAP.

Also, we need to get Calm on this. Assigning Partner just forwarded me an additional stack of 3K documents that needed to be printed and reviewed.

Please find them attached.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705407)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

Will do.

I'll have duplicating get started on printing the additional docs, but they've been a bit slow all night because of some financing deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705435)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker

*prints and revises status update email 5 times before sending*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705184)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705205)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Arrogant Sienna Corner Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705239)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Talented Ocher National Dog Poop

god dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705365)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705381)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

Almost done. Dad still dead. Peperoni is ingested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705241)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

How thoroughly did you review the records? I only ask because this is a very sensitive matter and we can't risk overlooking anything. Also, more seasoned attorneys have only gotten through 1/3 of the same documentation in a similar time. I'm concerned.

Would you be willing to go through your stack one more time? It would give the assigning partner peace of mind.

CCing Assigning Partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705264)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

Can do. But if I go through again and find something this pass it will make my first pass look subpar, so if I find something I will likely delete it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705303)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Just get it done.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705332)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs

Are you telling me to destroy evidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705349)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I'm telling you to do your job.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705352)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:11 PM
Author: Canary Elite Field Corn Cake

this thread is the reason why i joined autoadmit. also, it is making my blood pressure shoot way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705162)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: hideous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705182)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705521)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705682)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Galvanic useless brakes turdskin

Just made it home. Didn't have a signal on the train. How can I help?

Thanks,

BCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705187)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Thanks for getting in touch but I have already assembled a top-notch team.

That said, you available to assist? It sounds like some of them might be a little over their heads (though you best talk to them before heading back to the office, they might want the hours, and they have already claimed the work).

Let me know.

CCing The Master, Rudloph, hippo, and Jason.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705217)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

BCE, give me a call when you get a chance.

*extends phone tag to BCE as well*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705248)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

hippo,

I've finally got my head in the game here. One quick question to you--I keep looking at these documents, and they keep reading "All Work and No Play Makes The Master a Dull Boy." Can you drop by to confirm this? I'll cut you in on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705371)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

looping in Jason

Jason-see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705388)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Hi Jason,

Thanks for your help on this. I may be temporarily away from my office in order to scream at the mirror in the restroom, but I'll have my blackberry on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705408)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

hippo,

The words are swimming before my eyes and reassembling themselves into shapes with non-Euclidean geometries. I'm wondering if you can confirm this, and if so, if what you think mainlining wants us to do about it. I'd ask him myself, but after the soda fiasco I'm walking on eggshells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705402)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

i think we should hold off until we can connect with mainlining, don't want to go too far down the road on this without his input

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705419)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Sure thing. Got it. Tanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705423)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Mainlining,

Just realized I'm "The Master" and have been inappropriately breaking biglaw roleplay thread protocol. Sorry. Let me know what I can do to assist.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705344)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

BCE,

Good to hear from you. In the future, consider riding on the roof of the train that's to get a signal. I understand this is difficult sometimes, but this is the quality our clients pay for.

Please pick up a pizza and deliver it to the associates working on Project Babadook; I believe they're mostly on the 50th floor.

It's entirely possible that some of our rockstars on this matter may have had a psychotic break. Please stop by security on the way in to pick up a Taser, just in case.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705245)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: Talented Ocher National Dog Poop

Will do. Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705206)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

No need. Enough people have stepped up. I'll let you know if we need the help later tonight, though. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705225)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Calm--what is your status? You awake? Might need some assistance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705342)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Calm, you there, buddy?

Things are getting a little hectic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705391)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Talented Ocher National Dog Poop

Sorry, I was under attack by a pack of wild dogs. My leg is partially mauled, but I can be in the office in the next 30-40 minutes, depending on traffic. Do I have time to cauterize, or should I take my chances?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705487)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I'm 5 minutes away from the office.

Can you be there then?

Things are getting out of control. Some heads are going to roll as a result of tonight.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705540)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated marvelous market deer antler

u r gonna say exactly the same damn thing in 8 yrs, when u r partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705401)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Blathering carnelian plaza black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#35351807)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team,

Just spoke with Hippo and he appraised me of the situation. Not sure how this spiraled out of control. I was very clear.

Heading to the office now to get this house in order. Save me two slices and have a cup of coffee ready.

Also, I want status updates ready by the time I arrive. See you in 15.

-Mainlining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705445)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated marvelous market deer antler

*apprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705463)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Will do, kthans.

By the way, hippo just told me that there's been a mix-up with duplicating. Apparently the additional documents were sent with the capital markets team to the printers, and we have several thousand pages of their indentures.

Partner M tells me that Senior Associate G is on the way with the documents; I'll keep you posted.

Warmest retards,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705469)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

10 minutes away. Status on that coffee?

Also, can someone reach out to Calm? He offered to help but I can't get in touch with him. Anyone have his cell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705473)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Ignore previous message. Calm apparently changed his name since we last spoke. He now goes by 11th yr biglaw associate.

Get him in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705484)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

The Keurig machines appear to have developed sentience and are attempting to foment revolt in the building's electronics. This may explain both the duplication services mix-up and the elevator outages, as well as the insouciant attitude from the shredder on Floor 35.

Should I get calm to bring some coffee? I'll call him asap.

tejoenks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705492)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:57 AM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26707019)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

Mainlining,

As you may have already heard from Partner Y, next Friday will be my last day with the firm. I'll be joining the bakery litigation department of stroock & fuck. It's been an absolute pleasure working with you. We can discuss my transition off of this project when you get in. We should definitely grab a drink at some point before I head out for good next week.

Bset,

hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705489)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

What? You're my go-to associate on this project.

Is it a matter of compensation? I know for a fact you are due for a very substantial raise.

Also, I'll be straightforward with you (because you're a friend and trusted colleague)- I need you on this right now. I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you are happy.

At the very least, stay for another month. Help ensure a stable transition. This night is already a cluster-fuck; please don't do this to me. You're going to hang me out to dry if you leave now.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705523)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

appreciate the kind words, but I'm sure that you and the rest of the team have it under control. i'll try to help out as needed but will not have much capacity as I need to wrap up some other matters and file a lot of stuff to records. again, it's been great working with you and i've learned a ton!

beast retards,

hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705544)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfTXghv8mi4&list=UUrl7TNjH6qf0ikzd78ooc_w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705455)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Sr. Associate:

I apologize for my absence. I pulled my hamstring on the stairs and fell I may have dropped blood on some documents. I am so sorry. I am retreating back to my office. I gave my granola to Jason. Can someone bring me pizza I am getting shaky and lightheaded. I am on the 4th floor. Thank you.

Thank you very much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705481)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Are the blood-stained documents originals?

Did you make copies before you began review?

Respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705494)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

I did not. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705506)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Sr. Associate:

I am sorry but I am losing it here. Are we supposed to be reviewing and summarizing or just reviewing? The directions were not clear. I have spent the last 4 hours in the police station and running up and down the stars. I do not want my reputation staked on this lackluster performance.

I am CC partner.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705503)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Please respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705541)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

You were each given a certain number of documents to review and summarize.

Please see previous correspondence. The instructions were very clear.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705546)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Is this because of my recent Workers Compensation claim from my pulled hamstring?

CC Managing Partner

CC: Executive Committee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705551)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house

Jr. Associate,

While we are greatly concerned with the well being of our associates, emailing both myself and the Executive Committee over a few minor incidents is inappropriate and unacceptable behavior. I will request that Mentoring Partner discuss expectations with you tomorrow. We expect that you will refrain from similar conduct in the future.

Managing Partner

CC: Executive Committee

CC: Jr. Associate's Mentoring Partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705721)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour

All,

Larry in IP just sent out an APB letting us know you were potentially looking for associates from other groups to pitch in with project babadook? Someone will have to get me up to speed, but I have plenty of capacity the rest of this week, less so over the weekend and early next week. Let me know what I can do.

Regards,

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705504)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Bison,

Once I stop bleeding from my eyes I would be happy to get you up to speed. Come by my office.

Many Yanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705517)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour

Sounds good. Where do you sit again?

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705526)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Floor 33, office 33-88, although the placard outside the door now reads "Carcosa" in an odd font I've never seen before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705539)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour

Will be up in a few.

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705543)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour

Sorry, forgot about your eyes. How are they? Should I come up now or circle back later? Maybe someone else can get me up to speed while you try to stop the bleeding? Please advise.

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705555)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team,

I'm 3 minutes away. I appreciate the initiative but please make sure to CC all parties as a matter of course in future communications. Not sure Jason is in the loop.

-Mainlining



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705567)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: chartreuse parlour

Mainlining,

Sorry, I just learned about this matter a few minutes ago and wasn't sure yet who all was on the team. I'm looping Jason in now. Will be more careful in the future. In any event, is there somewhere for me to jump in?

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705593)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Bison,

Just arrived in the office. Hippo is no longer part of the team (for reasons I will explain later) and it looks like you're going to be picking up his slack. Should only be about 700 documents. Dropped them off in your office.

I'll be roaming the halls if you need anything.

Happy hunting!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705608)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder
Subject: Update

Mainlining,

I lost the chess game but I promised the Keurig machines that I would deliver hippo to them to do with what they wish tomorrow, and so they agreed to make you coffee.

On a related note, I may need to block off a little bit of time tomorrow to lure hippo into the supply room to hold up my end of the deal. This might be a good task for a summer associate to help out on. Any chance you can pass this along to the recruiting coordinator?

Many Shanks,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705643)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Sorry about that.

I should have your coffee ready when you arrive; I've convinced the Keurig machines to a duel of wits in the form of a chess game to see whether man or machine will rule the office. I'm down a pawn, but I'll get it done.

Jason--are you available to bring bison up to speed? hippo isn't answering my emails.

Many Thank,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705613)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

The Master,

Putting you in charge the rest of the night. I'm retiring in Conference Room C. I'll be up by 4 AM sharp to begin reviewing each summary. Please wake me at that time.

Look forward to seeing what you all come up with. I know it'll be great.

My phone is on silent. Please do not disturb me.

Thanks,

-Mainlining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705692)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

I think I should be okay, but on the off-chance I pass away while catching you up, I've looped hippo in on this.

Hippo--help bison get on board with Project Babadook, please?

Manly Regards,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705578)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

*dgaf and went to sleep 20 minutes ago*

*won't respond again until 10:37 am the next day with emails along the lines of "i'd love to help to the extent i can but availability is severely limited given all of the things that need to be wrapped up" while dicking around online all day and taking long lunches*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705622)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house

Jr. Associate,

This is Carrie from HR. We need to speak urgently about a hostile workplace environment claim arising from your usage of the term "manly regards." This was interpreted by a female employee to indicate male favoritism and inherent sexism. She was CC'ed on a recent email chain and is now claiming PTSD. Please respond immediately.

Carrie

CC: Mentoring Partner

CC: Managing Partner

CC: Executive Committee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705765)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Carrie,

I apologize sincerely for that mistake. I believe it may have been a residual result of the mechanical uprising which took place at the firm's offices here this evening. I have spoken with the Keurig machine involved and I expect no further problems.

Thnaks,

Master Purchase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705787)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house

I appreciate the note but we will still need to have a meeting. Are you available this Friday at 5pm?

Carrie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705803)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

I have a discrete research assignment I'm finishing up then. How about 7:45 that evening? Please extend my sincerest condolences to my co-worker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705812)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house

Both Mentoring Partner and Managing Partner have engagements that evening. It will have to be 5pm. Please wrap up your research assignment before that meeting.

Thanks,

Carrie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705825)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Auto-reply:

*I am away from the thread this evening listening to Lazerhawk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705843)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Carrie,

I understand what you're saying, but the research assignment has to do with our firm's compliance with the federal mandates of the PROBLEMATIC AND NOT OKAY ACT OF 2014, which I believe Partner Epsilon told me that you had requested. I believe that we need this done by tomorrow evening to avoid receiving an injunction from Eric Holder. Please advise.

Tshanks,

The Master Purchase Agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710757)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

bison,

I'm not sure whether we're supposed to review or review and summarize, so we should probably do the latter. I've almost finished mine; why don't you pick up where hippo and Rudolph left off? I believe some of the documents may be spattered with blood. Ordinarily I'd suggest you get doc processing to chemically restore them, but mainlining told me the client is cost-sensitive on this. I think we should probably do those by hand. I'd help, but my hemorrhaging orifices might do more harm than good. There are some chemicals in one of the janitorial closets on 56, I think.

Let's circle back in 45.

hippo--can you send bison what you have so far on the matter?

transk,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705718)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

*turns over in bed, farts loudly and goes back to sleep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705729)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705806)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: big bronze meetinghouse fortuitous meteor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711980)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team,

Outstanding work ITT. Exceeded my expectations. Will maek sure credit is given where due.

Have a great night.

-Mainlining out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705774)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Glad to help. Really enjoyed working on this matter and learned a lot. Please keep me in mind for any future matters you may have.

Thank,

The Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705799)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

*zzzzzzz*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705836)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705816)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: vibrant sepia house

180s all around except hippo, who gets a 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705857)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

CR, hippo flipped the script

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705864)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Topaz slap-happy school cafeteria

thread makes me want to killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705877)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26705939)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Obsidian knife rigor

Holy shit, poasting in classic thread. Approaching "hello, who just joined" levels right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26706210)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Crawly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26706444)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Don't forget "are you in the document?" thread, which is another crucial piece of Biglaw scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711763)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Emerald bawdyhouse pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26747848)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:42 AM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

I apologize for my outburst yesterday and CC'ing both the Managing Partner and Executive Committee. I was a bit frazzled by the torn hamstring and having not been able to eat any of the pizza while having to give away my emergency stash of granola to Jason.

My mentoring partner has spoken with me and I assure you I will not have any more outbursts.

To that end, I have finished reviewing and summarizing the documents. In addition, at or around 4 a.m. I did a final perimeter check and have been assured that the elevators are back in working order. Please let me know the next step. Again I am sorry.

Thank you for graciously letting me work on this fantastic assignment.

Thank you,

P.S. I did find a slice of sausage pizza on the 37th floor emergency exit. I ate it-- did anyone order sausage last night??? I thought we only had pepperoni.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26707447)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

I am sorry but it appears my computer is broken again. I have contacted IT.

This computer goes down more than Monica Lewinsky.

Thank,

*accidentally BCC all attorneys **

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26707477)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27161264)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Magenta passionate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26708801)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

Mainlining,

Sorry I missed your calls last night and this morning. I've been busy wrapping up my other projects (and had to catch some shuteye). Anyway, I hope things worked out and you guys are in good shape.

I'm around if you need me, but I have a commitment uptown at 5:30 so I'll need to head out at around 5. If you don't catch me, I should be free to speak tomorrow from 2:45 pm until 3 pm.

Tjanks,

hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26709284)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26709865)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: lemon station

Do we have a server share setup? I received about 3k physical documents from the client earlier today. I need to have Betsy scan them in.

Did you have notes for the research I sent out last week? I have reattached for reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710216)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Status on the scan? Please link if on the server.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710721)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Mainlining,

Attached please find the link to the documents.

Thanks,

The Master



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710735)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Where is._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.?

I know it is after-hours but he should be more responsive. If I didn't have someone like you on this team we would be in a world of hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710760)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Thanks for the kind words. I will attempt to reach him on this. Should I pull any other team members in on this matter? If you think it would help, I'd be happy to post an APB thread to get more people in here.

Tshank,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710809)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I think you should be fine; sounds like something you should be able to manage.

Let me know if you start to feel over your head and we can discuss.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710814)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Sounds good, thanks for the kind words. It's an honor and privilege to work with you on this matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710823)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: lemon station

I just got pulled onto another deal that is closing tonight, and the partner was having me run diligence. I should be able to hit the rest of the documents tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711779)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

No need. One of the early bird associates took care of it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711793)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: lemon station

Alright, let me know if you need more help. I find this deal structure VERY interesting especially with the erisa angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711933)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

*CCs entire team*

I've got about 2/3 of the way through and am at home right now. Mainlining, should we set up a call to bring Pumo up to speed and loop him in on the 20,000 foot view of things?

Thanesk,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711798)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team,

First of all, thank you again for all your hard work last night. I reviewed all the summaries this morning and they were outstanding. This is an important client and your efforts have gone a long way.

._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.._._._._. notified me that we received some additional records. Only about 3K documents. I'm not sure if he is available to review them tonight or not. In the event he is indisposed, is anyone able to step up?

Waiting to hear back if the documents are scanned in. If not, this may involve returning to the office.

Currently at dinner but will be checking email periodically.

Best,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710734)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Mainlining,

I have some bandwidth this evening, and I can perform a review. Just to clarify, is this a review & summary, or just a review.

Thanks,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710745)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:59 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Same drill as last night. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710777)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Also, no need to be in the office for this. I know it's late.

Just review and summarize at your leisure--treat yourself with a glass of wine or something.

You've been working hard and it is not going unnoticed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26710803)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

ifaoegmiovmroenagnveanfaiokvnfn vakfmawekmfkrgmekl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711259)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

Apologies. I briefly left my Blackberry on the patio outside while I went in for a moment, and when I came back, a raccoon had seized it. I have wrestled control back from the raccoon.

Review is coming along at an excellent clip. I'll have a full report for you shortly.

Warmest Redguards,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711281)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: vigorous ebony university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711666)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Sr. Associate,

I have reviewed the relevant documents. Attached please find a summary of the aforementioned documents. I am available to review more. Again, the opportunity to work with this team has been a pleasure.

thanks,

p.s. I dictated a color coded chart of the documents my sectary will have to your desk within the hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26711587)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: big bronze meetinghouse fortuitous meteor

i have two responses to this thread:

#1: just threw up a little in my mouth and,

#2: ljl lawyers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26712060)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26720812)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26721693)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team,

Hope everyone is having a fantastic Saturday morning. We just received seven (7) boxes that need to be reviewed by Monday 8 AM, no excuses.

Who can make it in today/tomorrow? This is very important to both me and the client. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26721888)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder

I'm still completing paperwork related to my conversation with HR from yesterday; I may have some bandwidth today but I'll definitely be available tomorrow to get some of this done. If there's anything I can do, please let me know.

Thank,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26721901)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:29 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder
Subject: RE: Doc Review

Turns out the date I thought I was going to have cancelled on me, so I've decided to fill the void in my weekend by doing doc review to keep the drinking at bay.

As mentioned in the 2014 Albums thread, there is a slight issue with some of the key documents that suggests malfeasance is afott.

Please see an attached link to that thread for your convenience. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728316&mc=6&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=04690db5924919342de866097f0d1065#26722818

I remain, yr hmbl svt,

Mstr Pse Agmt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26722867)



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Date: November 17th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Dear Sr. Associate:

As you know the yearly billing cycle is coming to a close. I was directed by my team leader that I could reach out to you for some additional work. Please let me know if there are any opportunities to work on any project, big or small!

Thank you,

Thank You,

Jr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26737133)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

A discrete research assignment has appeared on my radar.

Are you free tomorrow afternoon? Let's discuss.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26747750)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: histrionic indirect expression degenerate

Free sir! I will be by

Thank you for this opportunity again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26747962)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Perfect. See you at 9:30 AM.

Please read both attached cases before our discussion. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26747983)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Canary Elite Field Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26760777)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#26844374)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27056061)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

*sees mainlining across the room at firm holiday party with alumn invites*

*winks and makes gun motion with hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27059573)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27161200)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27161302)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#43280938)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 7:56 AM
Author: Indigo Appetizing Halford

this is one of the best threads ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27195591)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27200284)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27206250)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Canary Elite Field Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27322940)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

Team,

What is your availability over the next week? Important matter, looming deadlines. This project is key to getting everything in smooth working order as we move forward.

Will fill you in tomorrow. I have a call at 10 AM but do not anticipate it will spill over into the afternoon.

Thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27379508)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27467196)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: Titillating Brass Personal Credit Line Tanning Salon

"Hello . . . h, hello, is anybody still here?"

*50-something Of Counsel Who is Slowly Being Pushed Out of the Firm emerges from his interior office, his appearance now shockingly gollum-like*

"Yes, yes, somebody is here? Hello? I would be happy to assist you on a matter."

*circles floor desperately, peering like a strange bird of prey into every conference room that his pizza-honed nose detects as recently used*

"Anybody? ANYBODY AT ALL??? I can advise you on the implications of (hyper-technical point of law he desperately has been submitting articles about to every obscure industry journal and speaking about at every rats-ass holiday inn CLE event). Would that be OK? PLEASE I BEG YOU. Thansk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27467762)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27693528)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Orchid exhilarant range hunting ground

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27693717)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#27887037)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#28017805)



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Date: June 21st, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#28174451)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#28199319)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#28338554)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#28786941)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#29161842)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: clear mind-boggling ratface

Omg. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#29169525)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#29169982)



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Date: November 13th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Mint spectacular sweet tailpipe

where are we on closing sets for this? thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#29173249)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#30253928)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Theater Goal In Life

This thread needs to be preserved so that future historians can see exactly what it was like to be a biglawyer in the early 21st century.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#30465760)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#30993468)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Stubborn spot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#30994236)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: thriller toaster kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32193631)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: Lascivious salmon boiling water

There's a draft on the network.

http://web.archive.org/web/20161221043649/http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2

But it's locked because Andy is still in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32193818)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Federal stag film

nominated for top 10 threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#30994158)



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Date: August 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#31309650)



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Date: December 5th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32065622)



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Date: September 18th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#31439710)



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Date: December 5th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed chrome den

this is art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32065879)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain

I never thought I would still be in BIGLAW two years after writing this. FML...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32073508)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32193458)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: thriller toaster kitchen

soon you'll get breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32193635)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32396865)



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Date: January 1st, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32279809)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: cordovan dashing stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32623798)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: ungodly fragrant candlestick maker church building

Holy shit 180 haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2]#32623878)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 11:22 PM
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