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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
cruel-hearted pit
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
Well-lubricated Dilemma Wrinkle
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
violent community account institution
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Hilarious talented school elastic band
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
cruel-hearted pit
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
cruel-hearted pit
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
180 nibblets
  08/25/21
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exciting useless water buffalo
  08/25/21
this never gets old
Exhilarant Sienna Brunch
  08/25/21
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Provocative nowag
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Hilarious talented school elastic band
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
cruel-hearted pit
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Scarlet galvanic yarmulke
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Hilarious talented school elastic band
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
cruel-hearted pit
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
Scarlet galvanic yarmulke
  08/25/21
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splenetic brass home useless brakes
  03/25/22
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Cocky Church Building
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
violent community account institution
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
crawly theatre boistinker
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
startling drab stage lettuce
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
puce associate
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
cruel-hearted pit
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
gold friendly grandma
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
cruel-hearted pit
  08/30/21
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cruel-hearted pit
  09/14/21
180!
splenetic brass home useless brakes
  03/25/22
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sick range digit ratio
  06/17/25
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cruel-hearted pit
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
cruel-hearted pit
  01/01/22
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Aqua set azn
  01/27/22
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cruel-hearted pit
  01/27/22
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splenetic brass home useless brakes
  03/25/22
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Trip demanding queen of the night
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
splenetic brass home useless brakes
  04/13/22
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cruel-hearted pit
  06/12/24
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sick range digit ratio
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  12/15/25


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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dilemma Wrinkle

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: violent community account institution

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Hilarious talented school elastic band

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: 180 nibblets

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: exciting useless water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Brunch

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Provocative nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Hilarious talented school elastic band

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Scarlet galvanic yarmulke

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Hilarious talented school elastic band

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Scarlet galvanic yarmulke

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: splenetic brass home useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Cocky Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: violent community account institution

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: crawly theatre boistinker

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: startling drab stage lettuce

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: puce associate

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: gold friendly grandma

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: splenetic brass home useless brakes

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: sick range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Aqua set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: splenetic brass home useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Trip demanding queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: splenetic brass home useless brakes

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: sick range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: exciting useless water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2]#49511692)