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Cock Control to Training Tom

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floppy trailer park national security agency
  11/28/22
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Aphrodisiac Pale Haunted Graveyard Plaza
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floppy trailer park national security agency
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Aphrodisiac Pale Haunted Graveyard Plaza
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Vivacious Know-it-all Generalized Bond Psychic
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Excitant hospital alpha
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floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Sickened trump supporter location
  12/13/22
Me.
floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Sickened trump supporter location
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Sickened trump supporter location
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
laughsome meetinghouse
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Talented Crusty Azn Menage
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Motley national
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fragrant grizzly set becky
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floppy trailer park national security agency
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floppy trailer park national security agency
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Submissive arrogant kitchen legal warrant
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floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
White bespoke office digit ratio
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Twinkling Supple Pozpig International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
White bespoke office digit ratio
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Magenta mind-boggling den ratface
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Woah.
floppy trailer park national security agency
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pungent corner
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Shivering Black Woman Hell
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
White bespoke office digit ratio
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
floppy trailer park national security agency
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floppy trailer park national security agency
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
White bespoke office digit ratio
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floppy trailer park national security agency
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zippy slippery stage fortuitous meteor
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pale Haunted Graveyard Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pale Haunted Graveyard Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Know-it-all Generalized Bond Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Excitant hospital alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Sickened trump supporter location

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Sickened trump supporter location

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Sickened trump supporter location

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: laughsome meetinghouse

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Talented Crusty Azn Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Motley national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly set becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Submissive arrogant kitchen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: White bespoke office digit ratio

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Pozpig International Law Enforcement Agency

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: White bespoke office digit ratio

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Magenta mind-boggling den ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: pungent corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Shivering Black Woman Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: White bespoke office digit ratio

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: White bespoke office digit ratio

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: zippy slippery stage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: floppy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Submissive arrogant kitchen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#49535059)