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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: aquamarine hairy legs

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Slippery Dopamine



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Smoky hot orchestra pit feces

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Fighting messiness bbw



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Heaven

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: marvelous azure pit

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: yellow house-broken reading party menage



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Olive filthy school brethren

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Smoky hot orchestra pit feces

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: marvelous azure pit

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Smoky hot orchestra pit feces

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Charcoal gay wizard gunner



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Low-t odious institution



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: bonkers excitant step-uncle's house

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: aquamarine hairy legs



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: dull mediation jew

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hell Milk

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Charcoal gay wizard gunner



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Heaven

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: yellow house-broken reading party menage

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: dun area ceo

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Very tactful haunted graveyard

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: flushed appetizing fat ankles national

I have like $40k in mine ljl

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Thriller grizzly jap

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Slippery Dopamine



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Thriller grizzly jap

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hell Milk

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

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$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: wonderful cerise boltzmann theater stage

Your Access Account account is now blocked

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Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49430061)